The Hartlepool Deadlypool

[Tuber Mirum 119]

Did I mention that there won't be a Hartlepool Deadlypool in 2012?

 

I'm sorry but Bellender has far too many other more important things to do.

[maryportfuncity 9,989]

Five of the ten stiffs bowling delivered for me this year. Do I retain my title or did Hitchins and a few of the other late deaths give it to anyone else?

1. Eunice Sandborn
   
2. Tom Lubbock
   
3. Claude Choules
   
4. Steve Prescott
   
5. Nat Lofthouse
   
6. Penny Marshall
   
7. Margaret Fish
   
8. Geoffrey Hughes
   
9. Harlan Ellison
   
10. Aretha Franklin
    

[Rotten Ali 599]

No need for a dead'icated web site - lets just do it here...

I've got my list ready, and I don't think it should be left unused...

I'll post it after midnight...

Anyone else want to have a go too?

[Tick Tock 2]

Count me in

 

Tick Tock Stopped Tickin'

 

 

Lou Kenton

Pete Murray

Tony Martin

Glynis Johns

George Martin

Bert Weedon

Charles K Kao

Quincey Jones

Anna Karen

Michael Aspel

[Rotten Ali 599]

Etta James

Abdelbaset al-Megrahi

Zsa Zsa Gabor

General Jaruzelski

Jerry Lee Lewis

Billy Graham

President Yahya Jammeh (The Gambia)

Robin Gibb

Ronnie Biggs

Clive James

 

[maryportfuncity 9,989]

I had this lot primed and ready to go before the whole thing was called off.

 

 

HPDP 2012

 

1 – Abdelbaset al-Megrahi Eve Arnold

 

2 - Florence Green

 

3 – Robin Gibb

 

4 – Besse Cooper

 

5 – Violet Wood

 

6 – Ronnie Biggs

 

7 – Reverend Reginald Dean

 

8 - Geoffrey Hughes

 

9 – Etta James

 

10 – Wojciech Jaruzelski

[Rotten Ali 599]

Not many taken up the HPDP thread completion in here yet. I say we keep the thread open for new entrants until there is a first scoring death ( but not allowing a new team to enter with any already dead team members).

[Windsor 2,142]

I may as well enter too to boost numbers:

 

Windsor the Troll

 

1. Al Megrahi

2. Etta James

3. Lord Oaksey

4. Robin Gibb

5. Zsa Zsa Gabor

6. Penny Marshall

7. Winnie Johnson

8. Billy Graham

9. Geoffrey Hughes

10. Ronnie Biggs

[Toast 14,802]

Can I have a go?

 

I've Had The Time Of My Life

 

1. Robin Gibb

2. Etta James

3. Dom Mintoff

4. Princess Lilian of Sweden

5. Cliff Michelmore

6. Marguerite Patten

7. Frank Thornton

8. Harper Lee

9. Meat Loaf

10. Margaret Thatcher

[msc 17,724]

Might as well. (From the list below the DDP picks)

 

1 Billy Graham

2 Leonard Nimoy

3 Frederick Sanger

4 Robert Mugabe

5 Chris Woodhead

6 Y Shamir

7 George McGovern

8 Tom Finney

9 Ernie Terrell

10 MB Sanha

[Paul Bearer 5,636]

I thought the board had closed. I'm gonna kick bellenders arse so hard he wont be able to sit for a week!

[DevonDeathTrip 2,288]

Oh go on then.

 

1) Gitta Sereny

2) Jean Richie (folk singer and dulcimer maestro)

3) Dora Saint

4) Sister Wendy Beckett

5) Joseph Kony

6) Fidel Castro

7) Patriarch Maxim of Bulgaria

8) Pope Shenouda III of Alexandria

9) Doris Lessing

10) Diana Athill

[Godot 148]

Oh well if you will, I will:

 

1. Robin Gibb

2. Faustino Sainz Munoz

3. Adelbaset Al Megrahi

4. Crispian Hollis

5. Etta James

6. Penny Marshall

7. Nigel Callaghan

8. Geoffrey Hughes

9. Jeb Corliss

10. Alex Honnold

[Estuarian Float 91]

Me me me.... Im in....

 

1. Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi

2. Etta James

3. Besse Cooper

4. Gary Carter

5. Robin Gibb

6. Wojciech Jaruzelski

7. Zhuang Zedong

8. Joe Paterno

9. Luis Alberto Spinetta

10. Chinua Achebe

[Magere Hein 1,397]

Ok, here's the resurrection of Magere Hein's Couch Potatoes

1. Etta James
   
2. Besse Cooper
   
3. Hosni Mubarak
   
4. Wojciech Jaruzelski
   
5. Billy Graham
   
6. Abdelbaset al-Megrahi
   
7. Robin Gibb
   
8. Terry Pratchett
   
9. Ratko Mladić
   
10. Albert II of Belgium
    

 

regards,

Hein

[Windsor 2,142]

So that's 10 teams altogether.

 

Perhaps this will entice Bellender to reboot the website...provided the domain is still available.

[The Unknown Man 559]

Count me in... here's mine.

 

The Unknown Man's Ghouls of Despair

Etta James

Robin Gibb

Wojciech Jaruzelski

Vidal Sassoon

Andy Williams

Lesley Strathie

Harper Lee

Fidel Castro

Yitzhak Shamir

Abdelbaset Al Megrahi

[angryGreatness 96]

I'll give it a whirl

 

The Dead Flag Blues:

 

1 - Etta James

2 - Harper Lee

3 - Nelson Mandela

4 - Florence Green

5 - Robin Gibb

6 - Abdelbaset al-Megrahi

7 - Rochus Misch

8 - Muhammad Ali

9 - Bashar al-Assad

10 - Sir Richard Attenborough

[Godot 148]

So that's 10 teams altogether.

 

Perhaps this will entice Bellender to reboot the website...provided the domain is still available.

 

I'd say it was OK here if he was prepared to administer his totally bewildering scoring system that I never did understand. Besides, I don't want to upset him, but I never liked the wallpaper. You can't say that in someone's website. But I always wiped my feet before entering and never said a bad word to Bellender (even though he was a bit slow with the drinks and always put too much gin in my glass).

[maryportfuncity 9,989]

Not many taken up the HPDP thread completion in here yet. I say we keep the thread open for new entrants until there is a first scoring death ( but not allowing a new team to enter with any already dead team members).

 

Yeah, but what's to stop someone not already in hearing a news report that a previously unnominated celeb has hours to live, and then cobbling a team with that person at number 1?

[Rotten Ali 599]

Good point - lets say "24 hours prior to death" rule. if the list is thus entered and said first person does indeed die within the following day then their list is left uncredited.

[Windsor 2,142]

I picked my team from my DDP...

[Toast 14,802]

But suppose celeb is seriously injured in an accident and lingers for a day or two before expiring?

[maryportfuncity 9,989]

Fair point Toast. A skliing accident, brain damage, lingering whilst the family gathers, pull the plug three days later and...50 HPDP points sorted for a gatecrasher. I mean, if the HPDP had been run that way a while back Liam Neeson could have turned up late and set a points total to thrash us all!

[Windsor 2,142]

If it's going to be a problem, I'll retract my team.