TQR 14,389 Posted February 10, 2019 Just now, Deathray said: You use your actual name on Tinder. You'd look like a right fruitcake calling yourself sexatwunt. /pendant Oh balls. I'll scrap the Top Tinder Tips article I've been working on then. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Predictor 1,018 Posted February 12, 2019 Did GossipGabe deliberately stop at 666 posts back in March last year? I mean, he logged in a few days ago and all, so it's not like he's taken a long break from this website. I guess he's SatanistGabe now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 5, 2019 A hearty congratulations to @YoungWillz for becoming the 3rd member of the exclusive (dare I say not for very long) 10000 Post Club! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,389 Posted March 6, 2019 On 05/03/2019 at 01:02, Sir Creep said: A hearty congratulations to @YoungWillz for becoming the 3rd member of the exclusive (dare I say not for very long) 10000 Post Club! Centatwunt/decatwunt. Congrats YW! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted March 6, 2019 I hadn't noticed, things are a little difficult here. I'm saying 75% quality, 15% innuendo, 10% babble/banter. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted May 4, 2019 Wowsers, that thar irish rebel boi SC on track for 11K today or tomorrow. TW11NT Congratulations in advance! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted May 4, 2019 On 10/02/2019 at 11:52, The Quim Reaper said: Oh balls. I'll scrap the Top Tinder Tips article I've been working on then. Judging by the other profiles I've seen on my unsuccessful forays - I'm not sure how successful these are but they are common... Profile Say you want to travel the world Moan about living from pay day to day (somehow not exclusive of the former) Not on here for hook ups accompanied by a handful of sexually suggestive photos. Obligatory photo of you a few years ago, and a few stone lighter followed by your more recent less flattering photos. Your lead photo should contain your incredibly attractive mate in focus and you milling in the background Picture of you next to a foreign landmark. Declare that you want to find someone normal and without issues. Gently hint that you have a drink problem and do drugs, but of course have no issues. Firmly put your mast in the dogs or cats camp by telling people who don't like one to swipe left Put your snapchat and instagram details in your profile. Messaging Open with hey rather than doing the bare minimum of asking an open question to get conversation going. Never respond. If you do respond just end the conversation abruptly for no reason and never arrange to meet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted May 7, 2019 On 04/05/2019 at 06:55, Boudicca said: Wowsers, that thar irish rebel boi SC on track for 11K today or tomorrow. TW11NT Congratulations in advance! Why Miss Boudelicious -- I DO declare -- well twa things actually: You're Irish AF, Perfect AF, and certainly I will make my 11,000th post a big THANK YOU. I guess that's three things. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,389 Posted June 5, 2019 Congratuwelldone to @theoldlady on reaching a thousand years old posts! Happy Twuntdom 4 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted June 5, 2019 On 06/03/2019 at 20:33, YoungWillz said: I hadn't noticed, things are a little difficult here. I'm saying 75% quality, 15% innuendo, 10% babble/banter. Hell, only just seen this - yeah, respect for clambering towards corpsehoundom, or summat 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,300 Posted June 6, 2019 On 05/06/2019 at 08:36, The Quim Reaper said: Congratuwelldone to @theoldlady on reaching a thousand years old posts! Happy Twuntdom Thank you Mr. Quim Reaper! Looking forward to reaching 2,000! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted September 6, 2019 @msc congratulations on becoming a Decatwunt! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted September 6, 2019 33 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: @msc congratulations on becoming a Decatwunt! Hell yeah, I'd be a raving hypocrite if I didn't salute that msc Btw is your posting name a fond rememberance of the much maligned Manpower Services Commission - just askin', like 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted September 6, 2019 I blame the Cup, myself. I did hope to fall off the top row, only for the likely contender to get himself banned. Bah. Now I need Joey to pick up the pace, and if LFN and Deathray can just spam up the Politics thread with Brexit arguments for another 100, 000 posts it'd really help... 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted September 6, 2019 37 minutes ago, msc said: I blame the Cup, myself. I did hope to fall off the top row, only for the likely contender to get himself banned. Bah. Now I need Joey to pick up the pace, and if LFN and Deathray can just spam up the Politics thread with Brexit arguments for another 100, 000 posts it'd really help... Who knows? Maybe someone will send me a dead pool entry for another pool way too early. That might force make me make more posts and maybe catch up to you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,389 Posted September 6, 2019 That last thousand took you nearly 10 months @msc. Ridiculous. What took you so long? Come on, shape up! (well done on decatwuntdom, by the way) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted September 6, 2019 3 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: That last thousand took you nearly 10 months @msc. Ridiculous. What took you so long? Come on, shape up! (well done on decatwuntdom, by the way) His content is worth reading unlike some we could name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted September 7, 2019 20 hours ago, Kinnock said: His content is worth reading unlike some we could name. Did..... .. did YOU just say that? I've entered the fekkin Twilight Zone. Left is right up is down ~ the world is akimbo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted September 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Did..... .. did YOU just say that? I've entered the fekkin Twilight Zone. Left is right up is down ~ the world is akimbo! Yes I did say it. I'd far sooner read his shit for yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted September 8, 2019 On 06/09/2019 at 16:44, msc said: I blame the Cup, myself. I did hope to fall off the top row, only for the likely contender to get himself banned. Bah. Now I need Joey to pick up the pace, and if LFN and Deathray can just spam up the Politics thread with Brexit arguments for another 100, 000 posts it'd really help... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted September 14, 2019 @msc Absolute congratulations for becoming the 4th member of the 10,000 post club! You are now on The Mount Rushmore of Deathlist, along with MPFC, myself, and Y-Dub. Well done, mate. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted September 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Sir Creep said: @msc Absolute congratulations for becoming the 4th member of the 10,000 post club! You are now on The Mount Rushmore of Deathlist, along with MPFC, myself, and Y-Dub. Well done, mate. SC Feck, I'm the Pete Best! 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted September 15, 2019 23 hours ago, msc said: Feck, I'm the Pete Best! You're also a Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,389 Posted December 30, 2019 Roey motherhumping Juss. 9,000 posts in 3 and a half years? Go out and find some gash/cock my son. But congratulations anyway geezer. And well done. If I may be so arrogant for one brief moment as to play a judge on post quality (i know, rich from me right), you've gone skyrocketing this year. And the work you do on dead pools, it doesn't go unnoticed. EDIT: This took a while to type out because all the letters are moving about for some reason so excuse if this doesn't make sense. 2 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 1, 2020 @maryportfuncity a new milestone with your 19th Twunt! Bravo as always!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
