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Just now, Deathray said:

You use your actual name on Tinder. You'd look like a right fruitcake calling yourself sexatwunt. /pendant

 

Oh balls. I'll scrap the Top Tinder Tips article I've been working on then.

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Did GossipGabe deliberately stop at 666 posts back in March last year? I mean, he logged in a few days ago and all, so it's not like he's taken a long break from this website. I guess he's SatanistGabe now. :evil2:

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A hearty congratulations to @YoungWillz for becoming the 3rd member of the exclusive (dare I say not for very long) 10000 Post Club!

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On 05/03/2019 at 01:02, Sir Creep said:

A hearty congratulations to @YoungWillz for becoming the 3rd member of the exclusive (dare I say not for very long) 10000 Post Club!

 

Centatwunt/decatwunt.

 

Congrats YW!

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I hadn't noticed, things are a little difficult here.

 

I'm saying 75% quality, 15% innuendo, 10% babble/banter. :lol:

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Wowsers, that thar irish rebel boi SC on track for 11K today or tomorrow.

 

TW11NT 

 

Congratulations in advance!

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On 10/02/2019 at 11:52, The Quim Reaper said:

  

Oh balls. I'll scrap the Top Tinder Tips article I've been working on then.

 

Judging by the other profiles I've seen on my unsuccessful forays - I'm not sure how successful these are but they are common...

 

Profile

 

  • Say you want to travel the world
  • Moan about living from pay day to day (somehow not exclusive of the former)
  • Not on here for hook ups accompanied by a handful of sexually suggestive photos.
  • Obligatory photo of you a few years ago, and a few stone lighter followed by your more recent less flattering photos.
  • Your lead photo should contain your incredibly attractive mate in focus and you milling in the background
  • Picture of you next to a foreign landmark.
  • Declare that you want to find someone normal and without issues.
  • Gently hint that you have a drink problem and do drugs, but of course have no issues. 
  • Firmly put your mast in the dogs or cats camp by telling people who don't like one to swipe left
  • Put your snapchat and instagram details in your profile.

Messaging

  • Open with hey rather than doing the bare minimum of asking an open question to get conversation going.
  • Never respond. 
  • If you do respond just end the conversation abruptly for no reason and never arrange to meet.

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On 04/05/2019 at 06:55, Boudicca said:

Wowsers, that thar irish rebel boi SC on track for 11K today or tomorrow.

 

TW11NT 

 

Congratulations in advance!


Why Miss Boudelicious  :wub:  -- I DO declare -- well twa things actually: You're Irish AF, Perfect AF, and certainly I will make my 11,000th post a big THANK YOU.  I guess that's three things.
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Congratuwelldone to @theoldlady on reaching a thousand years old posts! Happy Twuntdom :champagne:

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On ‎06‎/‎03‎/‎2019 at 20:33, YoungWillz said:

I hadn't noticed, things are a little difficult here.

 

I'm saying 75% quality, 15% innuendo, 10% babble/banter. :lol:

 

 

Hell, only just seen this - yeah, respect for clambering towards corpsehoundom, or summat

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On 05/06/2019 at 08:36, The Quim Reaper said:

Congratuwelldone to @theoldlady on reaching a thousand years old posts! Happy Twuntdom :champagne:

Thank you Mr. Quim Reaper! Looking forward to reaching 2,000! :D

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33 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

@msc congratulations on becoming a Decatwunt!

 

 

Hell yeah, I'd be a raving hypocrite if I didn't salute that msc

 

Btw is your posting name a fond rememberance of the much maligned Manpower Services Commission - just askin', like

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I blame the Cup, myself. :unsure:

 

I did hope to fall off the top row, only for the likely contender to get himself banned. Bah. Now I need Joey to pick up the pace, and if LFN and Deathray can just spam up the Politics thread with Brexit arguments for another 100, 000 posts it'd really help... :D

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37 minutes ago, msc said:

I blame the Cup, myself. :unsure:

 

I did hope to fall off the top row, only for the likely contender to get himself banned. Bah. Now I need Joey to pick up the pace, and if LFN and Deathray can just spam up the Politics thread with Brexit arguments for another 100, 000 posts it'd really help... :D

Who knows? Maybe someone will send me a dead pool entry for another pool way too early. That might force make me make more posts and maybe catch up to you. :D 

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That last thousand took you nearly 10 months @msc. Ridiculous. What took you so long? Come on, shape up!

 

(well done on decatwuntdom, by the way)

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3 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

That last thousand took you nearly 10 months @msc. Ridiculous. What took you so long? Come on, shape up!

 

(well done on decatwuntdom, by the way)

 

His content is worth reading unlike some we could name. 

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20 hours ago, Kinnock said:

 

His content is worth reading unlike some we could name. 


Did.....

.. did YOU just say that?

I've entered the fekkin Twilight Zone.   Left is right up is down ~ the world is akimbo!

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3 hours ago, Sir Creep said:


Did.....

.. did YOU just say that?

I've entered the fekkin Twilight Zone.   Left is right up is down ~ the world is akimbo!

 

Yes I did say it. I'd far sooner read his shit for yours. 

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On 06/09/2019 at 16:44, msc said:

I blame the Cup, myself. :unsure:

 

I did hope to fall off the top row, only for the likely contender to get himself banned. Bah. Now I need Joey to pick up the pace, and if LFN and Deathray can just spam up the Politics thread with Brexit arguments for another 100, 000 posts it'd really help... :D

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@msc 
Absolute congratulations for becoming the 4th member of the 10,000 post club!  You are now on The Mount Rushmore of Deathlist, along with MPFC, myself, and Y-Dub.  Well done, mate.

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1 minute ago, Sir Creep said:

@msc 
Absolute congratulations for becoming the 4th member of the 10,000 post club!  You are now on The Mount Rushmore of Deathlist, along with MPFC, myself, and Y-Dub.  Well done, mate.

SC 

 

Feck, I'm the Pete Best!

 

:lol:

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23 hours ago, msc said:

 

Feck, I'm the Pete Best!

 

:lol:

 

You're also a

 

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Roey motherhumping Juss. 9,000 posts in 3 and a half years? Go out and find some gash/cock my son.

 

But congratulations anyway geezer. And well done. If I may be so arrogant for one brief moment as to play a judge on post quality (i know, rich from me right), you've gone skyrocketing this year. And the work you do on dead pools, it doesn't go unnoticed.

 

EDIT: This took a while to type out because all the letters are moving about for some reason so excuse if this doesn't make sense.

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