Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

[Body Snatcher 44 107]

I was right all along

 

G'Day Lardy.

 

In my experience moderate drinking may "boost bones" but excessive drinking impairs my judgment enough to get a "rash on my bone" redder than your avatar.

 

God it was horrible.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

I was right all along

Of course you were, you are a woman.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

I was right all along

 

G'Day Lardy.

 

In my experience moderate drinking may "boost bones" but excessive drinking impairs my judgment enough to get a "rash on my bone" redder than your avatar.

 

God it was horrible.

 

Euww.

 

I was right all along

Of course you were, you are a woman.

 

My surname is Wright. First name Always.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

You must be some sort of f'ucking Ninja.

There you are, hiding in the "anonymous members" list then......BAM!!!!!

Git.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

You must be some sort of f'ucking Ninja.

There you are, hiding in the "anonymous members" list then......BAM!!!!!

Git.

 

I'd rather be a Ninja than a ginger. And I'm going to be anonymous on purpose now, just to get on your tits

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

You must be some sort of f'ucking Ninja.

There you are, hiding in the "anonymous members" list then......BAM!!!!!

Git.

 

I'd rather be a Ninja than a ginger. And I'm going to be anonymous on purpose now, just to get on your tits

Bastard!!

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Im bored.

Done the Ironing, vacuuming, washing, cleaned out the Garage, had a sandwich and now im BORED!!

[Handrejka 1,903]

Well folks I'm a bit typsy and about to straighten my hair - should be interesting.

 

I've only had a couple of glasses of wine but considering I hardly drink and that I've been practically anorexic for the past few weeks thatt's the equivalent of about 20 pints for most of you.

 

Oh bugger, I wantg more.

[Star Crossed 33]

Well folks I'm a bit typsy and about to straighten my hair - should be interesting.

 

I've only had a couple of glasses of wine but considering I hardly drink and that I've been practically anorexic for the past few weeks thatt's the equivalent of about 20 pints for most of you.

 

Oh bugger, I wantg more.

I'm bored and I wantg an update on your hair status, H.

[Handrejka 1,903]

Well folks I'm a bit typsy and about to straighten my hair - should be interesting.

 

I've only had a couple of glasses of wine but considering I hardly drink and that I've been practically anorexic for the past few weeks thatt's the equivalent of about 20 pints for most of you.

 

Oh bugger, I wantg more.

I'm bored and I wantg an update on your hair status, H.

 

Oh Bugger. Actually I forgot I was going to straighten it , then got bored after only doing half and decided having straight hair with a centre parting made me look too much like the pic of Susan Atkins on the DL home page, so stopped. Bet you're even more bored now.

[Body Snatcher 44 107]

(this is a follow-on from my post on the Brick thread)...my housemate bought coconuts, we hollowed them out and have been drinking cocktails out of them since 8pm. Its great fun, if you guys get bored then hollow out some coconuts and invite friends over for a cocktail and poker party. The party has mellowed out now though and most of the people have gone home (work in the morning and so forth) I strongly recommend it if you have the time - If you are bored you have the time, If you are drunk then you have the time - but not much alcohol, If you are psychopath then use this as a way to lure potential victims...

[honez 79]

Bodysnatch, I see you have Yothu Yindi in your .sig picks.

How do you propose the entire band will die? All in one go, like a plane crash, or one by one, by a crazed fan, picking them off with a sniper rifle or something?

Seems a pretty big call seeing as we're into October and none of the band members have gone yet.

[Body Snatcher 44 107]

Yes you are absolutely right, it is a big call...thank you for bringing it to my attention Honez.

 

I actually meant the lead singer of the group Mandawuy Yunupingu (53) - up until this morning I, when I checked the net, I couldn't remember his name. Apparently due to his chronic alcoholism he has severe kidney trouble - he has been ill for a while now, although he could be on the mend.

 

This is he...

 

P.S. Honez, great response to the Galah in the G'bye mate thread, I wasn't even going to bother - questioning weather they're are actually Australian (I doubt an Australian would think like that) or one of the other members looking to create conflict.

[Vaagheid 141]

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[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

holyfuckingshit, I just almost lost my toe. I am cleaning up my appartment in between the forum check ups.

and just now I was carying my instalation-knife when suddenly the blade came loose, In a reflex I pulled my foot back and the blade fell in the floor just on the place were my little toe would have been if I didn't pulled my foot back. Freaky.

Was you drunk? Bored? Psychotic? Perhaps a bit Pauline Calf?

No?

WTF is it doing in this room then!!

Just thought id get indignant and over estimate my importance.......

[Vaagheid 141]

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[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

holyfuckingshit, I just almost lost my toe. I am cleaning up my appartment in between the forum check ups.

and just now I was carying my instalation-knife when suddenly the blade came loose, In a reflex I pulled my foot back and the blade fell in the floor just on the place were my little toe would have been if I didn't pulled my foot back. Freaky.

Was you drunk? Bored? Psychotic? Perhaps a bit Pauline Calf?

No?

WTF is it doing in this room then!!

Just thought id get indignant and over estimate my importance.......

 

Right, but wouldn't I be over estimating my importance.

If I started a whole new thread named "toe excecution through knifeblade Guillotine".

And expected people to take that serious.

If you had actually put your post into the DL status updates thread (a thread created solely for cruddy "does anybody give a sh*t" type material such as somebody worming their dog/ cutting their toes off with a machette ) we could have all read it and not gave a sh*t...

Please remember it was you who reported the crime of a thread being in the wrong section, I feel its only fair that i get all indignant, call you a twat and ask you to post in a manner that befits any trainee moderator thats worth their salt.

So there.

[Vaagheid 141]

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[The Miser 18]

So lets play Foxy Knowy...while she is serving then she owes lots of money...Italian porno seems the answer. Why not??

[Banshees Scream 110]

Whiskey, I love you. You are a friend to me. Sometimes I think we lose ourselves in the madness that is reality. We then stand back from it all and pause for a moment. If only we could all remain a certain way forever. In my mind, that's what I dream of. Bringing all of you back to a place that you've forgotten. We all tend to forget. I think that's what heaven is. A place we forget about.

[Dave to the Grave 11]

Whiskey, I love you. You are a friend to me. Sometimes I think we lose ourselves in the madness that is reality. We then stand back from it all and pause for a moment. If only we could all remain a certain way forever. In my mind, that's what I dream of. Bringing all of you back to a place that you've forgotten. We all tend to forget. I think that's what heaven is. A place we forget about.

I can't agree. It has been proven to my satisfaction that heaven, and indeed hell, are in fact a shepherd's pie.

[Handrejka 1,903]

I got a bit tipsy last night and seem to have accidentally started a rumour that the creepy guy in the office is Harold Shipman's love child.

[Magere Hein 1,400]

I got a bit tipsy last night and seem to have accidentally started a rumour that the creepy guy in the office is Harold Shipman's love child.

What exactly is the problem with that?

 

Is there any obvious reason to assume that the creepy guy isn't Harold Shipman's love child? Does he threaten to start a libel suit? Can you be traced as the source of the rumour? Can you blame somebody else?

 

regards,

Hein

[Rotten Ali 600]

<---- Bored, bored, bored, bored....BORED. Really short of some quality top notch deaths.

[Star Crossed 33]

Drunk.

 

Just found myself looking in the mirror and saying aloud "this one's the best yet!". I'm referring, of course, to my new cocktail of Stella Artois and Red Bull, an unimaginative moniker for an unimaginative drink. A drink borne not of desire, but of the mother of all ingenuity; necessity...

 

I need to stay awake all night, loads to do, but I also want to get drunk. Seems the logical mix, given the only alcohol I have in the house is two cans of lager and I also have three cans of Red Bull. If you mix them in just the right proportions it tastes great! Only took me three attempts to get a decent blend. Shame I can't recall exactly what it was. Back to the drawgin board.

 

Anyway, you've probably got things to do...