The Four Horsemen 26 Posted June 7, 2005 Ironic, isn't it? It's the Catholics who don't believe in contraception and yet if only Mr and Mrs Paisley had used some all those years ago........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted June 7, 2005 If you want a good laugh - or to be totally appalled, depending on your sense of humour (and knowing this place, there'll be a fair mix of both reactions) - take a look at: Ian Paisley Webpage Amazingly it's not a spoof.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lospalmas7 12 Posted June 7, 2005 They seem to share some opinions in common with DeathList. This is brilliant:- Pope Ratzinger brings with him three great disadvantages. First, his aggressive, cynical, character is well known before he starts. Second, unlike his predecessor, he comes from the Vatican bureaucracy not from the stage. Thirdly he does not appear to be dementing, yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jroam Posted July 3, 2005 there is another pope hopefully there wont be another paisley check his website out guys seriously out there with the nazis please hurry up and shuffle off your mortal coil paisley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mr. christian Posted July 4, 2005 This chatroom is full of heretics! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted July 4, 2005 This chatroom is full of heretics! And godless heathens. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 4, 2005 they say only the good die young..so Paisly will live till 130 ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted July 26, 2005 Looked very shaky on his feet during PMQ's a few weeks ago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted July 28, 2005 The IRA's packed it in (so they say), this could be the straw that breaks the camel's back. -hopefully a Catholic smilie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted July 28, 2005 Dave Allen used to tell a great Ian Paisley joke. It revolved around a black catholic who wanted to spread goodwill by visiting churches of every denomination. He talked to clergy in synagogues, C of E Churches, Methodist chapels etc but went to Northern Ireland where Paisley threw him out on the street. That night the poor bloke was in his hotel room on his knees begging God to get him in the church to talk to Paisley. Suddenly - with lots of noise and bright light - God appeared to him and said: 'Forget it Son, I can't even get myself into that church.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 29, 2005 He looked ok on the news tonight but like you say the IRAs announcement might give him a sudden heart attack or something i suppose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted July 29, 2005 Have just added a post to the Joe Longthrone thread hoping he makes it through and have to say the same here. Agree with Paisley or not you do have to say that he is one of the few politicians who tells the truth. Again I hope and not too soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted July 29, 2005 Agree with Paisley or not you do have to say that he is one of the few politicians who tells the truth. I don't particularly agree that the Pope is the Antichrist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted July 30, 2005 No, for that would mean accepting thye existence of both Christ and the devil. However I do admire Paisley as one of the politicians who does not go out hof gis way to be ingratiating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted July 31, 2005 No, for that would mean accepting thye existence of both Christ and the devil. I think you'll find Ian has no problem with Christ or the Devil. Protestantism recognises Jesus Christ as the son of God in line with all Christian sects. The European Institute of Protestant Studies recognises the Devil as the leader of the Catholic Church. Why not have a look here Ian's Web Page to be better informed on how those pesky Romans are out to get you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted July 31, 2005 No, for that would mean accepting thye existence of both Christ and the devil. I think you'll find Ian has no problem with Christ or the Devil. Protestantism recognises Jesus Christ as the son of God in line with all Christian sects. The European Institute of Protestant Studies recognises the Devil as the leader of the Catholic Church. Why not have a look here Ian's Web Page to be better informed on how those pesky Romans are out to get you. If you actually read the psot i was replying to you will see what thye Jackal and i were talking about. Obviously Paisley beleives in both Christ and the Devil. I am saying that I doubt, based on the admitedly flimsy evidence of previous correspondance, that The Jackal beleives in them. Either way I for one hope Paisley has a ggod few years of obduracy in him yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted August 1, 2005 If you actually read the psot i was replying to you will see what thye Jackal and i were talking about. Obviously Paisley beleives in both Christ and the Devil. I am saying that I doubt, based on the admitedly flimsy evidence of previous correspondance, that The Jackal beleives in them.Either way I for one hope Paisley has a ggod few years of obduracy in him yet. I did and I still can't. Are you saying Anubis doesn't believe in Ian Paisley? Poppycock my good man, poppycock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted August 1, 2005 Jesus Christ, Satan and Ian Paisley are all part of a mild hallucination brought on by a surfeit of lampreys. I hope this concludes the debate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted August 1, 2005 I am pretty sure lampreys were mentioned somewhere in the 1995 BBC adaptation of 'Pride & Prejudice', perhaps a fitting thing then for Ian Paisley to be eating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted August 2, 2005 An interesting little article about dying of a surfeit of lampreys http://www.quite.com/personal/cafeq/fooddeathtext1.htm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted August 2, 2005 Did't some king die of a surfeit of lampreys? Think he fell in a barrell or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted August 2, 2005 I think you may be confusing Henry I (the lamprey gobbler) with the Duke of Clarence who allegedly (ie as suggested by the Tudor propagandist, W. Shakespeare in Richard III) was dropped in a "butt of malmsey [wine]". Note, however, that this was after being stabbed rather than as a method of drowning him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted August 2, 2005 If the bigotted reverend, (if one can call him that) I think it's safe to say he's somewhat of a bigot, yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bobajob nolan Posted October 18, 2005 Hey dudes the day he dies is the day the irish public will celabrate check out his f*****g veiw on catholics its f**ked up he thinks they are sinners what a fruitcake.As a catholic i have no hatred for any other person on this planet except this C-word go give the loon S**t for me will yas http://www.ianpaisley.org/main.asp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted October 18, 2005 Hmm, the Nolan sister they kept quiet about and we can see why - don't think "I'm in the mood for f*****g dancing" would have been quite so popular. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
