Boudicca 702 Posted February 14, 2018 10 hours ago, Toast said: The first one never comes out right. Or is that just me? The first is for the angels / dog / layabout teenagers. Then subsequent ones are perfect. I don't know why either. Cooking is an art, baking is a science etc 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,292 Posted February 14, 2018 9 hours ago, Youwanticewiththat said: It's come out cooked so lovely and even Cat - did you use the local Crematorium? Lol. No, I used my superb Hotpoint EW85: Fan ovens are brilliant. Today I'll be making a dozen muffins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,292 Posted February 14, 2018 8 hours ago, charon said: Why on Earth use a knife like that to cut it? * unless all the others are steeping in bleach for 'reasons'.... Lololololol. It's my trusty kitchen devil. I've had it for at least 20 years and it gets a few strokes of a stone once a month and you could perform surgery with it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted February 14, 2018 13 hours ago, charon said: You must be orgasmic in the baby oil section.... That was for innocent purposes! And there's nothing wrong with Cat's knife. Just because you cut about with a machete... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Cat O'Falk said: Lol. No, I used my superb Hotpoint EW85: Fan ovens are brilliant. Today I'll be making a dozen muffins. Don't know if still the same but it used to depend where fan oven made whether it was any good or not. UK made shite, like hotpoint, had the elements at the side, and Euro stuff had them at the back. Hotpoint/Creda then were taken over by Merloni (Ariston indesit etc) and so may have changed at that point, but as resold again to Whirlpool (American but in reality Phillips so Dutch) who knows. What is interesting, posh folk used to them, don't know about oven preheating , imagine that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,292 Posted February 14, 2018 Apart from the oven bulbs and the main oven element needing replacing twice, nothing has gone wrong with it and I've had it at least 10 years. The element is at the back and takes five minutes to replace. Elements are less than a tenner on ebay. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted February 14, 2018 17 minutes ago, charon said: What is interesting, posh folk used to them, don't know about oven preheating , imagine that. There is nothing wrong with not knowing about an ancient oven needing preheating either. Or people who own cheese graters for that matter. Ah, oven bulbs... Been there done that 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 14, 2018 Makes me think it made after it sold to Merloni then. I've a 500mm old creda with radiant rings and shit non fan oven , that I can't replace due to size. Switch it off, it trips every switch, so have to stumble in dark to fusebox. You get used to it, not really a hassle. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 14, 2018 People that grate cheese, or indeed buy grated cheese are basically FTW and should be on a register of sorts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted February 14, 2018 I'm with you on pre-grated food but people who don't own sieves or graters are degenerates/ psychopaths. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 14, 2018 Fair enough. I 'own' neither 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,685 Posted February 14, 2018 23 minutes ago, Boudicca said: people who don't own sieves or graters are degenerates/ psychopaths. Hey, I resemble that remark! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,704 Posted February 14, 2018 Cheesegrater for nonces: Cheesegrater for legends: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted February 14, 2018 Sorry msc I didn't mean you. That's a cool grater Spade. Off to Amazon (and I don't care what you think charon you're just being difficult) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,577 Posted February 14, 2018 2 hours ago, charon said: People that grate cheese, or indeed buy grated cheese are basically FTW and should be on a register of sorts. 1 hour ago, Boudicca said: I'm with you on pre-grated food but people who don't own sieves or graters are degenerates/ psychopaths. Interesting. I've always been a sliced cheese kind of a guy. However, OldWillz loves his pre-grated cheese from *eek* Morrisons. He also eats Dairylea, but doesn't let me have any. I would point out to your absolute horror that a Dairylea roasted cheese on toast is still one of the most sublime tastes in the Universe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,685 Posted February 14, 2018 Dairylea? Blimey. Different cheeses for different meals, of course. Imo, of course, but then if anyone disagreed they could cook their own meals here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted February 14, 2018 Dairylea added to shopping list. This thread is getting expensive 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,731 Posted February 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, Boudicca said: Dairylea added to shopping list. This thread is getting expensive Cross off the ketamine . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted February 14, 2018 I actually do have a source for that but it's for fish. That's pretty niche 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, time said: Cross off the ketamine . Cross off the baby oil more like....... Dairylee isn't grated, so 'allowed' in my Manifesto. You cunts better vote for it..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Boudicca said: I actually do have a source for that but it's for fish. That's pretty niche MS 222? Nsmechecked in Jaws 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted February 14, 2018 Yes that one. Baby oil has many legitimate uses btw. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 14, 2018 The cheese grater for Barry Bennell types.... I have seen one before.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Boudicca said: Yes that one. Baby oil has many legitimate uses btw. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. Name one......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,319 Posted February 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, charon said: Name one......... Removing eyeliner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
