in eternum+ 22 Posted March 31, 2006 Camilla had no idea that Death was so close. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted March 31, 2006 Camilla had no idea that Death was so close. Bloody Hell, Baby Spice has let herself go , thought Camilla Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
halleluyahjohntudor 5 Posted March 31, 2006 Camilla had no idea that Death was so close. Bloody Hell, Baby Spice has let herself go , thought Camilla Bloody Hell, they've done a good job on Joan Rivers apart from the face, mused Camilla. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted March 31, 2006 Trials of AstraZeneca's new ugly pill prove a startling success when tested on paid volunteers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted March 31, 2006 "Zee results of my revolutionary new face transplantation impreuve wiz each try!" the delighted French surgeon explained. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted March 31, 2006 Camilla had no idea that Death was so close. Bloody Hell, Baby Spice has let herself go , thought Camilla Excellent! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beebee 1 Posted March 31, 2006 Clarence House attempts to make Camilla look good by putting her beside a butt ugly model. You know what they say: Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes right to the bone. regards, Hein some people should be skinned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted April 1, 2006 Chantelle Houghton really IS living the dream, isn't she? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted April 1, 2006 When the Grim Reaper takes a holiday, guess who takes his place....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted April 1, 2006 Which one's the old slapper? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted April 2, 2006 I like to scare children. And give them my wonderful cookies that I work on for hours. I make sure they eat them up and afterwards drink my very very special lemonade that I make just for them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted April 2, 2006 In other news, the Duchess of Cornwall was rushed to hospital after a shooting accident on the Balmoral Estate... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 2, 2006 Her Majesty struggled to contain her composure after hearing the tragic news about Diana. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted April 2, 2006 Not bad Bou - 2 spouses in 2 minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted April 2, 2006 In other news, the Duchess of Cornwall was rushed to hospital after a shooting accident on the Balmoral Estate... ^ I could easily see this line being read out on an episode of "Have I Got News For You". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted April 2, 2006 In other news, the Duchess of Cornwall was rushed to hospital after a shooting accident on the Balmoral Estate... ^ I could easily see this line being read out on an episode of "Have I Got News For You". Yes, I believe they are still looking for a replacement for Angus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted April 2, 2006 Don't touch the things. This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted April 2, 2006 Costumer - I'll have this pack of gum. Here is a dollar for it. Old Woman - Well sir, i'm sorry but the gum is 1.09 "Smiles" Have a nice day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted April 2, 2006 Don't touch the things. This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here. Perhaps we should start a campaign to have the town of Windsor twinned with Royston Vasey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted April 2, 2006 Don't touch the things. This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here. Perhaps we should start a campaign to have the town of Windsor twinned with Royston Vasey. And a meeting between between HRH and Tubbs. It would be good to see one of those: has anyone noticed the resemblance between...? captions with side by side pictures of Tubbs (above) and the Queen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted April 2, 2006 Tubbs The Queen Like this...... Has anyone noticed the remarkable resemblance between Tubbs in Royston Vasey and the Queen? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted April 2, 2006 Tubbs. The Queen. Thats my best effort... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
halleluyahjohntudor 5 Posted April 2, 2006 Tubbs. The Queen. Thats my best effort... On this evidence, Tubbs has proved more successful than the Queen at tracking down an NHS dentist, although even she could benefit from some attention to her crowns.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entropy 5 Posted April 3, 2006 "I've spent 80 years smiling in public even when I've been bored to death, and now my face has frozen that way." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
