Gunjaman5000 30 Posted February 20, 2007 The original lead singer of 'The Small Faces' evidently still cut up about his sacking from the band. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted February 21, 2007 Kitten for sale The world's first two-storey brain has been discovered in a routine check-up of Cactus-dwelling ant expert, Ivor Broadhead pictured here impersonating a spotted Malabar Grouper. Godot even though you are an argumentative bastard - you do make me laugh sometimes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,202 Posted February 22, 2007 I started to self-harm after I lost my job in the Tefal adds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,620 Posted February 22, 2007 Cunnilingus on a robot.......for real men only. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted February 22, 2007 Kitten for sale This is the mugshot for the guy who keeps holding underground illegal Hamster Dances on his forehead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The For Whores Man 4 Posted May 13, 2007 I think Mr. Simon Mann maybe has something funny to say about his plan for a holiday in Equatorial Guinea? "I make only booking for 1 week vacation, but kind President insist I am staying longer " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted May 18, 2007 Opus? More like No puss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted May 18, 2007 Opus? More like No puss. The line up of hopefuls for Sir Andrew Lord-Weeble's new production of "Joe 90 and the Amazing Technicolour Braces" is announced. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted May 18, 2007 Opus? More like No puss. O! pus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olveres 8 Posted May 19, 2007 Opus? More like No puss. The line up of hopefuls for Sir Andrew Lord-Weeble's new production of "Joe 90 and the Amazing Technicolour Braces" is announced. Is the one on the right Alan Smith of Manchester United? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted May 21, 2007 Opus? More like No puss. I remember Opus. In the summer of 1985 I must have heard that stupid f*****g "Live is life" song, which made no sense, about a billion times. If it were "Life is Live" (as in alive) that would be ok, even "Life is Life", while redundant and inane, would at least have not been grammatically incorrect. But "Live is Life"? What the hell were they talking about? Nazis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,683 Posted May 21, 2007 Opus? More like No puss. I remember Opus. In the summer of 1985 I must have heard that stupid f*****g "Live is life" song, which made no sense, about a billion times. If it were "Life is Live" (as in alive) that would be ok, even "Life is Life", while redundant and inane, would at least have not been grammatically incorrect. But "Live is Life"? What the hell were they talking about? Nazis. Although oddly enough at no time in the lyric do they actually sing 'live is life' (preferring to remain redundant and inane), and neither does DJ Otzi in his own, no doubt inimitable, version. I need to get a live. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twelvetrees 10 Posted May 21, 2007 Opus? More like No puss. I remember Opus. In the summer of 1985 I must have heard that stupid f*****g "Live is life" song, which made no sense, about a billion times. If it were "Life is Live" (as in alive) that would be ok, even "Life is Life", while redundant and inane, would at least have not been grammatically incorrect. But "Live is Life"? What the hell were they talking about? Nazis. Although oddly enough at no time in the lyric do they actually sing 'live is life' (preferring to remain redundant and inane), and neither does DJ Otzi in his own, no doubt inimitable, version. I need to get a live. Opus as Nazis, eh? Hardly, when you consider that their song was also covered by these lovely people Laibach - a Slovenian band whose name derives from that of their home town (Ljubljana) under Nazi occupation. Delightful chaps, really - and you ought to check out their interpretation of Status Quo's dismal "In the Army Now". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted May 21, 2007 You mean those guys in the rainbow braces are the same as these guys? When did Jonathan King leave the band then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,620 Posted May 21, 2007 When did Jonathan King leave the band then? If he found himself sharing a house with them I doubt he'd ever leave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,683 Posted May 21, 2007 Opus? More like No puss. I remember Opus. In the summer of 1985 I must have heard that stupid f*****g "Live is life" song, which made no sense, about a billion times. If it were "Life is Live" (as in alive) that would be ok, even "Life is Life", while redundant and inane, would at least have not been grammatically incorrect. But "Live is Life"? What the hell were they talking about? Nazis. Although oddly enough at no time in the lyric do they actually sing 'live is life' (preferring to remain redundant and inane), and neither does DJ Otzi in his own, no doubt inimitable, version. I need to get a live. Opus as Nazis, eh? Hardly, when you consider that their song was also covered by these lovely people Laibach - a Slovenian band whose name derives from that of their home town (Ljubljana) under Nazi occupation. Delightful chaps, really - and you ought to check out their interpretation of Status Quo's dismal "In the Army Now". Thank you for that info Twelvetrees, Laibach really are hilarious fellows. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvRhOpqZO7I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF0AqPujjaM...ted&search= Good to see them getting such an extensive semi-thread (Laibach, not Opus) as they have plenty in common with Deathlist - morally dubious, irreverent, often ridiculous but occasionally with something of interest to say. I know you all want just a little more, so here's a situationist deconstruction (it says here) of The Final Countdown. Still reckon they should've got Hazell Dean as guest vocalist, mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twelvetrees 10 Posted May 21, 2007 I deleted the quotes because it was getting too long, but thanks for the music. Anyway, I've only just noticed that the fellow on the far left looks like Tim Brooke-Taylor, which is disturbing. Not that there's anywhere but the far right in this band... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted May 30, 2007 Anyway, I've only just noticed that the fellow on the far left looks like Tim Brooke-Taylor, which is disturbing. and isn't that Billy off Eastenders next to him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OMG 0 Posted June 8, 2007 Pas devant les enfants, Gordon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 8, 2007 Pas devant les enfants, Gordon! Alternative 2012 Logo Revealed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I'll Nab a Dry Chrysanthemum Posted June 11, 2007 MPFC, OoO and Lawro Take a Misty-Eyed Look Back at the 1957 Formula One Season Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted June 11, 2007 The Grim Reaper, Cowboy Ronnie and harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy congratulate each other on the death of Cary Grant back in 1986 (Don't we have an anagram thread somewhere, Mr Chysanthemum?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,683 Posted June 11, 2007 Zut alors, rumbled by the dogged Hercule pas d’une Pomme de Terre. I’ll come quietly, monsieur. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,620 Posted June 12, 2007 MPFC, OoO and Lawro Take a Misty-Eyed Look Back at the 1957 Formula One Season Eric and Henry could hardly contain themselves, after 45 years of bliss, they were finally allowed to marry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites