Banshees Scream 110 Posted March 13, 2008 If only they knew how much I really spent on all those call girls eh hem ha... CNN thinks 8 times ..... Heh hmmm. Try 36. Ha Hem hmmm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted March 13, 2008 At least I have better taste in 22 year olds than Clinton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted April 4, 2008 How many times do we have to tell you Dwain, it's a rugby ball. You don't swallow it, snort it OR inject it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted April 4, 2008 How was I supposed to know eating soccer balls would make them come out this shape? Oh, gawd, here comes another one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted May 10, 2008 Clubs? Clubs? Dude!! You gotta outfit those bobbies with some semi-automatics if you want to get the job done! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted May 13, 2008 Sid Demanded Satisfaction after Discovering that Alf had Pinched the Last HobNob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted June 4, 2008 "I know what you're thinking. It is a pretty necklace isn't it?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted June 4, 2008 "They wanted me to go to rehab, but I said No.No.No. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted June 5, 2008 "Hi, I'm #574. Dr Frankenstein said the first 573 experiments didn't work out, but I'm perfect. Hey, does this car have a vanity mirror? Oh, here it is -- GAK!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted June 5, 2008 Hi, I'm shagging Lard Bazaar's husband. Sorry - I'm not bitter or anything, but I couldn't resist - although this lady is slightly more attractive than his latest floozy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted June 20, 2008 "Bugger. From the Quo's guitar tech to the Tap's roadie in a year..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted June 20, 2008 Ms Winehouse warms up for her Glastonbury appearance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted June 20, 2008 "O, he told me that he came from New York, he wanted to save me." .. He thought he was the second coming of the world. I don't need him ....... I don't need anyone. I said No ... No .. No. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted July 22, 2008 "For why everybody is call me bad man? See, I let small black baby duck to nest under stylish panama hat..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted August 23, 2008 This guy's got a black belt in getting his leg over and a life ban to boot. Anyone come up with a caption? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted August 24, 2008 I say to you Senor Grim Reaper, Fidel Castro does no belong on your puta de lista! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted August 24, 2008 OI! Get some Odor Eaters for them plates! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted August 27, 2008 OI! Get some Odor Eaters for them plates! The true power of anal "Chi" captured on film for the first time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted September 2, 2008 Randy's "Crotchless Kung Fu Panda" wins first prize at the fancy dress party. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted September 2, 2008 I told you brussel sprouts gave me gas, but did you listen? Noooooo, you made me eat them anyway! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted September 8, 2008 I told you brussel sprouts gave me gas, but did you listen? Noooooo, you made me eat them anyway! Or...I'm a flying "Banshee" and I appear to have put my jeans on "back to front" tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted September 26, 2008 /* NO CAPTION REQUIRED */ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted October 31, 2008 W-w-wha-...owww, me fookin' 'ead... some Meccano Man fooker spiked me lager... here le-go, here le-go, here le-go... ah hello, Occifer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadtowrites 2 Posted October 31, 2008 Toy Story 3: Sex Yellow knuckle shuffle on the beach Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted December 11, 2008 Whaddaya mean? You'd tremble if you were under here too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
