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2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

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£1 is way too much though ..... should be something like 6d.

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YouTube just offered me Spike Milligan's Pakistani Daleks. 

 

Very much of its time, you'd likely get a knock on the door for submitting this as a script in 2021 - 

 

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What’s the opposite of isolate?

 

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What has 2 wings and an arrow?

 

A Chinese telephone.

 

 

 

"Wing, wing." "Arrow?"

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On 16/02/2021 at 19:43, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

What has 2 wings and an arrow?

 

A Chinese telephone.

 

 

 

"Wing, wing." "Arrow?"

 

 

Aw fuckin' hell!!

 

 

And similar dad-joke vein

 

 

I said to my hairdresser, "Make me look sexy." So she started drinking.

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8 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

Aw fuckin' hell!!

 

 

And similar dad-joke vein

 

 

I said to my hairdresser, "Make me look sexy." So she started drinking.

Is aid the same thing to mine.  She switched the lights off. 

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How much does a hipster weigh ?
An instagram
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My hands were shaking so much when I performed my first circumcision, that I got the sack.

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Got an e-mail saying 'Knock, Knock.' It was a Jehovah's witness working from home.

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A man on the London underground taught his dog how to play the trumpet. He went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour.

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Finally compromised and allowed my pet on the bed. It was restless for a few minutes then the goldfish finally settled down.

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Wife's best friend asked me how I was going to make my wife go weak at the knees for valentine's? I said I'd hide her arthritis tablets

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May be an image of text that says "Government: you're not allowed to go more than 5 miles from your front door me: @sarcastic.simon"

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6 minutes ago, En Passant said:

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Ah well, I'm getting old. 13 hours is 12 hours longer than I need to completely forget something.

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had my first cage fight yesterday.

The chicken didn't know what hit it.

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The obscurest vinyl page on FB is one of my favourite finds lately (fake covers for the recordings of sound-hound's wet dreams) 

 

I'm assuming one or two hereabouts will share my joy that someone crafts delights like this: 

 

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As a sufferer of narcolepsy...

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