Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 3, 2021 A friend had his 2nd injection of the vaccine at the vaccination center and began to have blurred vision the whole way home. When he got home, he called the vaccination center for advice and if he should go see a doctor, or be hospitalized. He was told to go back to the vaccination center immediately to take back his own glasses and return the glasses of the nurse he had taken mistakenly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 4, 2021 18 hours ago, Toast said: @Lord Fellatio Nelson Almost spot on.....if you change the tractor for a Nissan Micra and the driver to a doddery old cunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted September 4, 2021 27 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Almost spot on.....if you change the tractor for a Nissan Micra and the driver to a doddery old cunt. Really? Our local roads are chockablock with tractors this time of year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 5, 2021 21 hours ago, Toast said: Really? Our local roads are chockablock with tractors this time of year. Well, yes, we have a shit load of them but the combines are worst for blocking up whole A & B roads. The old giffers in Micras do, however, seem to be a bigger pain in the arse than the Tractors. Maybe I am just more tolerant of Tractors than old bastards doing 2mph on the A149. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted September 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Well, yes, we have a shit load of them but the combines are worst for blocking up whole A & B roads. The old giffers in Micras do, however, seem to be a bigger pain in the arse than the Tractors. Maybe I am just more tolerant of Tractors than old bastards doing 2mph on the A149. Ah yes, probably. I could watch farm machinery for hours, I adore watching those giant combines eat up a field of corn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Toast said: Ah yes, probably. I could watch farm machinery for hours, I adore watching those giant combines eat up a field of corn. ........and the mice nesting in it. Luckily, this year, we haven't had those tiny, tiny flies that cover you and everything else when the fields are combined. Must be global warming.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted September 28, 2021 So just heard on the news, that the government are to take 1p off petrol. I don't think etrol has the same ring to it, though!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted October 8, 2021 A poem about old ladies knickers..... Roses are red Violets are blue Ednas are green...... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted October 11, 2021 Whoopee, £64 win on the lottery. That's nearly a weeks gas that is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted October 11, 2021 1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said: Whoopee, £64 win on the lottery. That's nearly a weeks gas that is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Bibliogryphon 9,571 Posted October 22, 2021 13 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: An advert from the National Society of Proofreaders 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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MrSpud42 30 Posted October 23, 2021 On 04/09/2021 at 17:14, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Almost spot on.....if you change the tractor for a Nissan Micra and the driver to a doddery old cunt. I've forgotten what a pain the coast road can be when there's some old codger pottering along.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winfield 8 Posted November 20, 2021 Did you hear about the bloke who masturbated 100 times in one night? He fell down the stairs the following morning and broke his pyjamas... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,087 Posted November 20, 2021 23 minutes ago, Winfield said: Did you hear about the bloke who masturbated 100 times in one night? He fell down the stairs the following morning and broke his pyjamas... No I did not. I merely changed into boxer shorts. And I live in a bungalow. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrSpud42 30 Posted January 3, 2022 On 05/09/2021 at 14:56, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Well, yes, we have a shit load of them but the combines are worst for blocking up whole A & B roads. The old giffers in Micras do, however, seem to be a bigger pain in the arse than the Tractors. Maybe I am just more tolerant of Tractors than old bastards doing 2mph on the A149. Yep, that's the North Norfolk coast road. Though to be fair there's a couple of places that's suitable - Stiffkey and Cley. I was in a school trip in a borrowed minibus and we scraped up the side due to an idiot going too fast. Tractors I don't mind. People tend to quickly realise they will lose any argument when they meet something large and agricultural in their path. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
