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A friend had his 2nd injection of the vaccine at the vaccination center and began to have blurred vision the whole way home. When he got home, he called the vaccination center for advice and if he should go see a doctor, or be hospitalized. He was told to go back to the vaccination center immediately to take back his own glasses and return the glasses of the nurse he had taken mistakenly.

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18 hours ago, Toast said:

Almost spot on.....if you change the tractor for a Nissan Micra and the driver to a doddery old cunt.:D

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27 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Almost spot on.....if you change the tractor for a Nissan Micra and the driver to a doddery old cunt.:D

 

Really?  Our local roads are chockablock with tractors this time of year.

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21 hours ago, Toast said:

 

Really?  Our local roads are chockablock with tractors this time of year.

Well, yes, we have a shit load of them but the combines are worst for blocking up whole A & B roads.

The old giffers in Micras do, however, seem to be a bigger pain in the arse than the Tractors.

Maybe I am just more tolerant of Tractors than old bastards doing 2mph on the A149.:D

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Well, yes, we have a shit load of them but the combines are worst for blocking up whole A & B roads.

The old giffers in Micras do, however, seem to be a bigger pain in the arse than the Tractors.

Maybe I am just more tolerant of Tractors than old bastards doing 2mph on the A149.:D

 

Ah yes, probably.  I could watch farm machinery for hours, I adore watching those giant combines eat up a field of corn.

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2 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

Ah yes, probably.  I could watch farm machinery for hours, I adore watching those giant combines eat up a field of corn.

........and the mice nesting in it.

Luckily, this year, we haven't had those tiny, tiny flies that cover you and everything else when the fields are combined.

Must be global warming..

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So just heard on the news, that the government are to take 1p off petrol.
 
I don't think etrol has the same ring to it, though!?

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A poem about old ladies knickers..... 

Roses are red
Violets are blue 
Ednas are green......

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Whoopee, £64 win on the lottery. That's nearly a weeks gas that is.

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1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said:

Whoopee, £64 win on the lottery. That's nearly a weeks gas that is.

:party:

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13 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

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On 04/09/2021 at 17:14, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Almost spot on.....if you change the tractor for a Nissan Micra and the driver to a doddery old cunt.:D

I've forgotten what a pain the coast road can be when there's some old codger pottering along..

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Did you hear about the bloke who masturbated 100 times in one night? He fell down the stairs the following morning and broke his pyjamas...

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23 minutes ago, Winfield said:

Did you hear about the bloke who masturbated 100 times in one night? He fell down the stairs the following morning and broke his pyjamas...

No I did not. I merely changed into boxer shorts. And I live in a bungalow. 

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