Gunjaman5000 30 Posted August 30, 2005 what is wrong with you lot why would you want to predict anybodies death if your that bored try writting some poety you obviously have nothing else to do. I saw a man at the gig In the VIP area, at the back He smoked some grass, mainlined vodka Shared with me an eighth of crack You're right, this poety is really helping. Got to go, suddenly I've loads to do!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted August 30, 2005 what is wrong with you lot why would you want to predict anybodies death if your that bored try writting some poety I think you meant poetry. Pete Doherty is a very troubled lad, Who is addicted to crack and heroine really bad, He was recently thrown in jail and almost did not make bail In the future, he could be the youngest success deathlist.net ever had. Regards, ff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted August 30, 2005 Pete Doherty is a very trouble lad,Who is addicted to crack and heroine really bad, He was recently thrown in jail and almost did not make bail In the future, he could be the youngest success deathlist.net ever had. Now that is news that I would hail: A world without this stupid male I don't think many folks will cry When his attempts to breathe would fail regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted August 30, 2005 I've always wanted to try a haiku, and our recent visitor has inspired me. Here goes. Pete Doherty looks, Like a strung-out, smackhead, ghost. Kate Moss ran away Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DOHERTY SCUM Posted August 30, 2005 The sooner that loser dies the better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted August 30, 2005 The sooner that loser dies the better. Could you quantify that? How much sooner is how much better, what is the formula, the algorithm? If he lives, say, 2 more years is that twice as bad as only 1 more or is it an exponential curve? So many questions, so little time..................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DOHERTY SCUM Posted August 30, 2005 The sooner that loser dies the better. Could you quantify that? How much sooner is how much better, what is the formula, the algorithm? If he lives, say, 2 more years is that twice as bad as only 1 more or is it an exponential curve? So many questions, so little time..................... I mean "sooner" as in days or weeks. If he lives another year that is too long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted August 30, 2005 Did anyone see the programme about him on BBC 3 at the weekend? You had all these people saying what a poet he was and then when they interviewed the man himself, he was barely comprehensible! He's a bit like Sid Vicious really. The song he played at the end was alright - it seemed like he made it up on the spot. I reckon he does that deliberately, like the way Frankie Howerd did with his comedy routines... By the way how do you do the tag thing at the bottom, where the mottos are? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted August 30, 2005 What you need is group interactive poetry. Note: This will only work if others take part! Copy the first line of the limerick and add the next line etc. etc. Here we go then: There was a young man called Pete D. DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted August 30, 2005 There was a young man called Pete D. Liked his crack and his H, oh did he. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted August 30, 2005 What you need is group interactive poetry. It would be more of a goodtime if there was a thread on this websight just involving poetry,rimes,storys,ex It would add an intresting twist to it all. I'm pretty talented myself though i can't fit any of my work in my signiture. Strange thing about it is i was just having all these images in my mind right before DWB made this post that this subject would be brought up in some shape or form. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted August 30, 2005 There was a young man called Pete D. Liked his crack and his H, oh did he. Thanks for the support B. Anyone else want to carry this on? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted August 30, 2005 What you need is group interactive poetry. It would be more of a goodtime if there was a thread on this websight just involving poetry,rimes,storys,ex It would add an intresting twist to it all. I'm pretty talented myself though i can't fit any of my work in my signiture. Strange thing about it is i was just having all these images in my mind right before DWB made this post that this subject would be brought up in some shape or form. LeAnn? I didn't know you were a fan Banshees. LeAnn? I don't follow you Tempus? Could that be your mother? Possibly your sister? Your highschool sweetheart? You leave me perplexed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest yasmin Posted August 30, 2005 pete doherty is awesum n we shud all b greatful to have such an awesum songwriter n musician who is british! ") gotta feel sorry for him, for all the sh*t he gets... he dont deserve it at all! there are worse people than him in thw world, id rather hang out with someone who takes drugs than some bitchy or racist tw*t or whatever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted August 30, 2005 There was a young man called Pete D. Liked his crack and his H, oh did he. An absolute tosser, he had Moss and lost her.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted August 30, 2005 and there is a good chance he will also OD! I thank you. DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted August 30, 2005 (OK here goes: post Number 900) Poor, foolish, addled frontman of The Libertines you got your face displayed in several magazines for getting punched to smithereens for drugs by wambles tho' hardly just beyond your teens Oh babyshambles! Is't true you went and set your bedroom bed alight and said wee Katie hudnae done you right and left you all alone (as well she might,) when she deserted? Then came she back, all falling for your shite, so broken hairted. You flailed around about Sir Elton John, a bit like Mr. Josco's little one, mixt up for clearly you'd been hit upon, by Bobbie's daughter. Who often does stuff (I believe The Sun) she didn't oughter. A love of little girls of little brain, and heroin and smack and crack'd cocaine, unites you with A****a's former swain, but that's the lot. A brand new supermodel of his ain, He never got. You'd do quite well to lose your sad affliction of crack'd cocaine and heroin and smack addiction or else your place upon the list's no fiction, a certain bet. A solid number one prediction, for deathlist net. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted August 30, 2005 I never came to relize Notapotato had such talent. I'll admit i could never write such amusing work based on Pete Doherty... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted August 30, 2005 I never came to relize Notapotato had such talent. I've known it all along Banshees Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted August 30, 2005 Pete Doherty, what a teaser, Had Kate Moss, but could not keep her, Got hooked on crack and heroine and it screwed up his head, I bet you in a few years he will be stone dead. Regards, ff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Strangelove 14 Posted August 31, 2005 Is it All over? In related news, troubled rocker PETE DOHERTY plans to counter the bad press he's been receiving of late, by posting intimate films of himself in action on the internet An interesting strategy, how intimate are the films? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
