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[charon 4,943]

Heres a better idea, the winner of the EPL goes into a playoff with Scot Div 1 runners up for a place in the SPL . Feckin hell mun, we have enough to put up with at the mo with the shoite spouted from the Sevco fans.................

 

Glad Dundee up. Good times ahead, and I can't see Sevco getting past September

[RIP Wee Jum 1,559]

I can't see Sevco getting past September

 

I hope you are right :-)

[charon 4,943]

Paddypower got Rangers at 1/14 lol

 

£57.13 @ 6's on 'The field' returns £400. They have a signing ban to agree too in order to even compete.............jump in folks, they wont get 10 points!!!

[the_engineer 1,415]

Oh dear it just gets worse and worse for rangers now they won't be in the new Fifa game either .lol I would of loved to have simulated a Rangers season of living beyond my means and stealing another couple of trophies .

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/rangers-shunned-by-electronic-arts-fifa-13-game-7946687.html

[charon 4,943]

Oh dear it just gets worse and worse for rangers now they won't be in the new Fifa game either .lol I would of loved to have simulated a Rangers season of living beyond my means and stealing another couple of trophies .

 

http://www.independe...me-7946687.html

 

Meh they were dropped by Subbeuteo as well........

[RIP Wee Jum 1,559]

A rumour from AberdeenMad

 

Rangers have withdrawn their application/membership to the SFL. Seemingly the board are still in a meeting in at a hotel in Edinburgh and a big announcement expected tomorrow at 11am.Only 12 registered players, even the kids have get out clauses and they'll have no staff by Wednesday.

[the_engineer 1,415]

A rumour from AberdeenMad

 

Rangers have withdrawn their application/membership to the SFL. Seemingly the board are still in a meeting in at a hotel in Edinburgh and a big announcement expected tomorrow at 11am.Only 12 registered players, even the kids have get out clauses and they'll have no staff by Wednesday.

 

You reckon they might abandon this year and then in the 2013-2014 season join the English leagues ?

[charon 4,943]

No chance of England, or even as some of their fans are mooting, Norn Iron. No chance whatsoever.

[charon 4,943]

Oh and regards financial meltdown, I will quote from a Raith statement from last night. Raith were one of the more honourable clubs re Sevco and the pressure put on the votes...

 

We, as a club, have benefited in a number of ways from having spoken out and making our position clear on a number of issues. Like other clubs, we were the subject of targeted circular letters from fans groups and other interested parties giving us their views on what was required to be done within Scottish Football. In addition, however, our clear stand struck a chord elsewhere: we suddenly found football fans both in this country and overseas, making tangible contributions in a variety of innovative ways. Players have been sponsored, our mascot too, donations have been made to the Club, strips purchased, season tickets purchased by fans of other clubs – simply to make a donation! Cheques have been sent to us, pledges made to attend games at Stark’s Park during the coming season……it has all been a bit overwhelming. We therefore look forward to welcoming all fans – supporters or otherwise – to Kirkcaldy this season.

[charon 4,943]

Green Calls For Creation of Sevcoland

 

UN Considers New Nation-State For Persecuted Rangers Fans

 

CHARLES Green last night championed a revolutionary plan to partition Scotland in two, establishing an independent nation where Rangers fans can live in harmony, free from the hurt and discrimination they have suffered in the last six months.

 

Proposals submitted to the UN centre around the birth of a new nation-state called Sevcoland, covering south-western Glasgow, extending down into East Renfrewshire and much of East Ayrshire.

 

“This will be the official homeland for all followers of Rangers,” proclaimed an enthusiastic Charles Green. “No more shall we suffer from others’ bigotry and discrimination. We’ve applied for a 600 square mile area of land to call our own.”

 

“Catholics aren’t allowed.”

 

The Chief Executive of The Rangers went on to outline the reasons for the separation, citing a long list of discriminatory activity, including:

 

The vote to put Rangers newco into Division 3, even though that’s where his own fans wanted to be placed.

Supporters of other clubs laughing when Rangers got liquidated.

Neil Simpson’s leg-breaking tackle on Ian Durrant in 1988.

 

 

“Fans of other clubs need to understand that We Are The People,” said Rangers supporters spokesman John Longshanks. “When people laugh at us, it makes us feel silly, and we’re not used to that, so it’s perfectly reasonable we should lash out at everyone, threaten boycotts, and go crying to the United Nations.”

 

The controversial blueprint, which is expected to be heavily opposed from non-Sevco supporters, was handed in to the United Nations Secretary-General by Sandy Jardine on Friday.

 

Critics have expressed concerns over the new nation’s plans to evict anyone that doesn’t own a Union Jack, outlaw smiling, and appoint Lee McCulloch First Minister.

 

“I’ve lived in Stewarton since 1936,” protested East Ayrshire resident Margaret Innes, 83. “But last week I got a leaflet through the door informing me if I didn’t buy a season ticket for Ibrox, I would be forced to surrender my house to a family from Northern Ireland.”

 

“They’re going to move me to Cowdenbeath. I’m absolutely terrified.”

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

Wayne Rooney's injury could see him out of action for four weeks. Then again, it's the the first time he's been confined to bed with a very nasty gash!

[BadEgg 38]

When are The Huns playing Stoneybridge????

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689]

It was, if you call winning the league by two goals after losing the final game while your rivals won 8-2 a piece of piss. Just six more promotions and we're in the Prem.

 

 

First Division North

 

1. Chester 44 14 6 2 15 4 3 29 10 5 107 36 71 97

2. Skelmersdale 44 14 4 4 16 3 3 30 7 7 117 48 69 97

3. Chorley 44 14 3 5 11 8 3 25 11 8 87 43 44 86

4. Curzon Ashton 44 14 4 4 11 6 5 25 10 9 85 49 36 85

 

Evo-Stik Premier tucked away in front of 5,009, not bad for a seventh-tier match.

 

Hope to see Chester in the Premier soon, we got there tonight and now Match of the Day is worth watching again and best of all, I don't have to watch the god-awful Football League show.

 

Come on you Royals!

Ah football. It's back and the Olympics are just a beautiful, fading memory.

 

Despite winning our first four Conference North games, CFC sit in a lowly third place behind the red-hot Brackley (Northants) and Guiseley (Yorks?)

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

Dear Mary

It appears that the football Gods have decided to pit the might of Carlisle Utd against the lowly Tottenham Hotspurs FC in the two bob cup.

May I suggest you get the Champers out, make sure its nicely chilled, and have a bit fat fook off cigar to chomp on.

Judging by our performance today ( I was there unfortunately) you are going to smash the fuck out of us.

Yours

LFN

[BadEgg 38]

AVB will be back on a Portugese beach wanking himself silly by Christmas - They've got their Tottenham back!!!!!

[the_engineer 1,415]

AVB will be back on a Portugese beach wanking himself silly by Christmas - They've got their Tottenham back!!!!!

 

He has brought the good old days back to tottenham !! The days of middle table mediocrity and always in arsenal's shadow .

[charon 4,943]

http://forum.rangers...howtopic=237403

 

^^^^

one of the more amusing threads from there in a while, a guy who joined up 15/02/12 with 2 posts in total has started this thread about Ladbrokes virtual racing having a runner called ''no huns in the SPL''

 

 

 

A few demands for the promised screenshot, but a quick google by me gives....... http://www.ladbrokes...x?HorID=62235BF

 

Owner Celtic FC

 

 

They will go tits when someone looks further instead of just threatening to withdraw their business

[RIP Wee Jum 1,559]

http://forum.rangers...howtopic=237403

 

^^^^

one of the more amusing threads from there in a while, a guy who joined up 15/02/12 with 2 posts in total has started this thread about Ladbrokes virtual racing having a runner called ''no huns in the SPL''

 

 

 

A few demands for the promised screenshot, but a quick google by me gives....... http://www.ladbrokes...x?HorID=62235BF

 

Owner Celtic FC

 

 

They will go tits when someone looks further instead of just threatening to withdraw their business

 

What a shame, winding the dirty cunts up

 

Half of them have only just learnt to read and write

[charon 4,943]

 

What a shame, winding the dirty cunts up

 

Half of them have only just learnt to read and write

 

Well I posted it elsewhere and a member of both reposted it to RangersMedia and started calling the OP a Tim, Tarrier, bigot etc etc saying he is me (my username from the other place)....

 

Its not going down too well with the OP

[RIP Wee Jum 1,559]

Who's the jockey, Lester Bigot ? :-)

[the_engineer 1,415]

http://forum.rangers...howtopic=237403

 

^^^^

one of the more amusing threads from there in a while, a guy who joined up 15/02/12 with 2 posts in total has started this thread about Ladbrokes virtual racing having a runner called ''no huns in the SPL''

 

 

 

A few demands for the promised screenshot, but a quick google by me gives....... http://www.ladbrokes...x?HorID=62235BF

 

Owner Celtic FC

 

 

They will go tits when someone looks further instead of just threatening to withdraw their business

 

I don't see the problem the horse's name is only stating facts . There are no huns in the SPL and long may that continue.

[charon 4,943]

I don't see the problem the horse's name is only stating facts . There are no huns in the SPL and long may that continue.

 

The hun word though is 'iffy' (classed as sectarian and doesn't get past the wordfilter on some sites).

 

Some of the other ones are class

 

Harry Potter and the Specky Fenian bastard.

 

Seems you can call them whatever the hell you want.

[Magere Hein 1,400]

There are no huns in the SPL and long may that continue.

 

Of course, silly. Why would Germans want to play in the SPL.

 

regards,

Hein

[charon 4,943]

There are no huns in the SPL and long may that continue.

 

Of course, silly. Why would Germans want to play in the SPL.

 

regards,

Hein

 

Andy Thom, Stefan Klos, George Albertz, Andreas Hinkel, Dirk Lehmann, Christian Nerlinger, Mathias Jack off the top of my head, there has been a few

[the_engineer 1,415]

There are no huns in the SPL and long may that continue.

 

Of course, silly. Why would Germans want to play in the SPL.

 

regards,

Hein

 

I thought they were krauts not huns ? haha