maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted February 3, 2008 Lately saw the movie 'The Flying Scotsman' about Graham Obree, sometime world record holder and a bi-polar case who once hung himself with some well-rotted rope in a Scots forest only to come crashing down none too much worse. He's now - apparently - preparing a bid on the world veterans one hour record, aged 42. Excitable and non-too-stable boy, you never know.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoggie 0 Posted February 4, 2008 what happens if one of our deathlist 2008 decides to bite the bullet and pop him/herself off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted February 4, 2008 ... What would happen if you decided to jump off a bridge? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted February 4, 2008 what happens if one of our deathlist 2008 decides to bite the bullet and pop him/herself off. Nowt, unless they're famous enough to warrant press coverage and some of us are smart enough to pick them in a deadpool ahead of time. Obviously, as bishop of Carlisle I would qualify for an obit, feeling pretty chipper of late though. Might even put in for Ian Cundy's job soon. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted February 4, 2008 Obviously, as bishop of Carlisle I would qualify for an obit. \insert bashing joke here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted March 5, 2008 Andy Kershaw in meltdown. I used to rate this tosser but his dark side is, well, dark on this evidence. He looks well rough too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 5, 2008 Andy Kershaw in meltdown. I used to rate this tosser but his dark side is, well, dark on this evidence. He looks well rough too. I think he played the Bhundu Boys once too often and snapped... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted March 14, 2008 Red tops reporting today that Steve O - bi-polar basket-case loved by fans of 'Jackass' - is on suicide watch in the same clinic once frequented by Owen Wilson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted March 14, 2008 Red tops reporting today that Steve O - bi-polar basket-case loved by fans of 'Jackass' - is on suicide watch in the same clinic once frequented by Owen Wilson. He also had cocaine in his possession but when you are a prime contributer on a show like Jackass it's not the biggest shocker ever. Personally, I've seen the show before but it was never my first choice. I've always been under the impression 1\3 of the guys on the show were flaming. Anyway, you don't want to kill yourself. It's not a winning situation. If you are conscious, try to stay here and live like a legend. That's what I say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted October 7, 2009 Sacked Sun-slated social services supremo scapegoat Sharon Shoesmith supposedly suicidal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 7, 2009 Apparent 'cry for help' suicide stylee bid from Andrew George, hubby of nursery paedo scum, Vanessa. Hardly a celeb, but in there with John Hogan as bankable points wise in deadpools that count news reports of successful suicide bids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,632 Posted March 9, 2010 A brief look at some of Britain's braintrust currently discussing Jon Venables on Twitter makes me wonder whether David Calvert may be one to consider here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady_Fiona 0 Posted March 9, 2010 President of Hard Rock Hotel Las Vegas has apparently killed himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,632 Posted April 28, 2010 Godawful Daily Mail columnist and self-loathing fattey Allison Pearson stands down from her job with "suicidal depression" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted April 28, 2010 Re the suicidal Daily Mailer Sometimes, I think it would be easier not to be. Not to be dead. I have two children, I can’t leave them. But just to stop, you know. To not exist for a while. Sometimes, not existing, that would be really nice." She could, like, move to Rochdale.........nobody in charge gives a f*** about them, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,632 Posted May 12, 2010 M&S ad skivvies flasher and former Chelsea WAG Noemie Lenoir found unconscious after suicide attempt in Paris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,632 Posted August 11, 2010 Illiterate American Idol big girl and briefly successful mid-00s recording artiste Fantasia Barrino in "attempted suicide". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,632 Posted January 5, 2011 The Shah of Iran's son. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,235 Posted January 5, 2011 The Shah of Iran's son. It is interesting to note that his younger sister committed suicide in 2001 after suffering from depression too. There are still two or three siblings left... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted January 5, 2011 The Shah of Iran's son. It is interesting to note that his younger sister committed suicide in 2001 after suffering from depression too. There are still two or three siblings left... They'll probably just go out and get stoned instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,632 Posted January 5, 2011 The Shah of Iran's son. It is interesting to note that his younger sister committed suicide in 2001 after suffering from depression too. How could a man be depressed with this cheeky chappy for a father? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted January 31, 2011 Given his history of attempted suicide I guess Graham Obree belongs here rather than the cycling thread. For those not too bothered about following the link he has finally come out as gay. Having come from a background where being dead was considered a better option than being gay. So, this revelation might - if anything - reduce the living a lie stress and make him a less likely self-offer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,632 Posted February 22, 2011 One for the more refined members of the forum, former owner of the world's largest breasts Sheyla Hershey, who sported a pair of MMMs until recently, tried to kill herself two weeks ago and has only just come out of a coma. She currently has a set of KKK tits. Insert your own "Nick Griffin and Jade Goody" gags here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,232 Posted February 23, 2011 Finding Sheyla lifeless on their bedroom floor Derek performed CPR Even with the reduction, that can't be for the faint-hearted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,632 Posted June 14, 2011 Duncan Bannatyne thinks this is a very nice life, but just not for him: he's out. (note: hasn't actually killed himself or attempted suicide at press time) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
