Heather Mills

[Scotsman2001 0]

She's leaving Britain after the divorce.

 

Good fecking riddance to the money grabbing bitch. I hope she gets termites.

[Star Crossed 33]

She's leaving Britain after the divorce.

Good fecking riddance to the money grabbing bitch. I hope she gets termites.

Come now, Scotsman2001... Let's look at this rationally... what did Macca, a man whose heyday ended around the same time he released that frog song back in the 80s, get out of the marriage? He got several years of free sex with a beautiful former model who also happens to be an amputee. He got some great publicity from jumping on her charity bandwagon, clubbing with seals, chaining himself to railings and stuff, and you think he should get all that for free? Pull the other one, it's got prosthetics on it. He owes her at least £2m for each year they were married, and £200k a year for life.

 

Looking at it from another perspective, if you'd had to wake up to Macca's halitosine, flaccid, early-morning fumblings for a few years, knowing that you'd once again have to appear in public with the dessicated remains of a once-fertile musical oasis whose only claim to fame in the last 30 years was that his late wife sold fake bacon, you'd expect a decent severance payout, wouldn't you?

 

And did I mention that she's an amputee? That's a crazy scene; people will pay a lot of money just for that, never mind all the charity stuff. Plus, I bet he can do a decent geordie accent now, too.

 

p.s. welcome to the forum. nice first post!

[Godot 149]

Her father says:

 

"I think she's very low at the moment and would leap at the chance to get away from it all and take her daughter Bea with her."

 

From Beachy Head?

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,708]

Good fecking riddance to the money grabbing bitch. I hope she gets termites.

Grrr...woof...!

 

p.s. welcome to the forum.

 

Look on the bright side, Scotsman - at least you didn't post in the Patrick Moore thread.

[Guest zimmer]

she's a real woman.

[Dia de los Muertos 7]

What about the abuse claims? What about the "linda tapes" he bought for £200k?

I have no time at all for Heather, but that Macca seems like a piece of work.

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

Set to be named one of the sexiest women in the world. Kind of ironic since the motivation for voting seems to be her impending fortune, which is - allegedly - the thing she found sexy in Paul McCartney.

[VSBfromH 74]

Macca backs kangaroos

 

Apparently he's "been unveiled as the face of a campaign to protect kangaroos in Australia"

 

... well he could use those jowly cheeks of his to incubate a couple of orphaned Joeys!

 

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

Decision time.

[Windsor 2,235]

£24.3 million

 

A far cry from the £100-odd million she wanted.

[themaninblack 2,112]

£24.3 million

 

A far cry from the £100-odd million she wanted.

 

Hopefully that £24m is in exchange for her larynx so we don't have hear from that insufferable bitch again...

[Godot 149]

£24.3 million

 

A far cry from the £100-odd million she wanted.

 

Hopefully that £24m is in exchange for her larynx so we don't have hear from that insufferable bitch again...

It's still a lot to have to stump up.

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

But not quite the proverbial arm and a leg.

It's still a lot to have to stump up.

[Godot 149]

But not quite the proverbial arm and a leg.

It's still a lot to have to stump up.

It still means McCartney has to foot the bill.

[Lard Bazaar 3,803]

But not quite the proverbial arm and a leg.

It's still a lot to have to stump up.

It still means McCartney has to foot the bill.

 

I wonder how much he would have got had the shoe been on the other foot.

[The For Whores Man 4]

But not quite the proverbial arm and a leg.

It's still a lot to have to stump up.

It still means McCartney has to foot the bill.

I wonder how much he would have got had the shoe been on the other foot.

I think Heather now maybe is to dance like a jig on her one real leg, she has so much money, to boot.

[Madame Defarge 21]

But not quite the proverbial arm and a leg.

It's still a lot to have to stump up.

It still means McCartney has to foot the bill.

I wonder how much he would have got had the shoe been on the other foot.

I think Heather now maybe is to dance like a jig on her one real leg, she has so much money, to boot.

And her offspring will be very wealthy someday when she pops her clog.

[Lard Bazaar 3,803]

Appeal denied - so we get to hear all the gory details. What joy. They both deserve each other - he's a rich old fool with a mouth like a cat's bum, and she's a rich young fool with one leg. Now let's hope they both disappear up their own arseholes never to be heard of again.

[Jimh 4]

Full judgement

 

You can see why she tried to stop it being published. See how many times you can count the phrases:

• Simply do not believe
  
• There was absolutely no evidence to support this assertion
  
• Make belief
  

It's worth reading.

 

Edit: An extract taken at random. Don't fret too much about the context. This is typical of the language used throughtout the whole document.

143. In my judgment it is unnecessary to go so far as to characterise what the wife

attempted as fraudulent. However, it is not an episode that does her any credit

whatsoever. Either she knew or must have known that there were no loans on Thames

Reach, yet she tried to suggest that there were and thereby obtain monies by

underhand means.

144. Her attempts when cross-examined to suggest that she may have got in a muddle and

confused this property with others, to my mind, had a hollow ring. In the light of the

husband’s generosity towards her, as I have set out, I find the wife’s behaviour

distinctly distasteful. In any event, as Mr Mostyn rightly submitted, it damages her

overall credibility.

Expect a tearful "what would you expect from a male judge.? All men are bastards" appearance on GMTV in the very near furure.

[Vinegar Tits 607]

Nothing really to do with anything other than blowing my own trumpet but I did Macca's QC's mortgage for him around 10 years ago. Terribly posh speaking he was, and frightened me to death every time I spoke to him.

[Godot 149]

Appeal denied - so we get to hear all the gory details. What joy. They both deserve each other - he's a rich old fool with a mouth like a cat's bum, and she's a rich young fool with one leg. Now let's hope they both disappear up their own arseholes never to be heard of again.

 

Lardy you,re wasted. Ever thought of being a trial judge? Your summing up says it all.

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

Pornoccio pilloried by Britain's top tabloid.

 

Of course, Heather has always indicated she'll set about righting wrongs with the press after the divorce, including making the News of the World answer to their claim that she worked as a prostitute.

 

We're waiting.

[Windsor 2,235]

But not quite the proverbial arm and a leg.

It's still a lot to have to stump up.

It still means McCartney has to foot the bill.

I wonder how much he would have got had the shoe been on the other foot.

I think Heather now maybe is to dance like a jig on her one real leg, she has so much money, to boot.

And her offspring will be very wealthy someday when she pops her clog.

 

That ruling will have her partying until all hours, getting absolutely legless.

 

(Better late that never)

[honez 79]

their claim that she worked as a prostitute.

[Allegedly] 24 million quid for a few years on the job would put her in a different league to the NY Governer's bit-o'-stuff.

[Toast 16,234]

Have you heard she's already ordered herself a plane?

 

She'll still be using a razor to shave her other leg, though.