Heather Mills

[Lady Die 63]

They are only breaking up according to the Daily Mail. ("His son is working for the Daily Mail/ It's a steady job/ But he wants to be a proper writer....)

I think you mean paperback.

 

If Heather takes Paul to court she won't have a leg to stand on.....

[Godot 149]

I guess he told her to hop it.

[Magere Hein 1,400]

I guess he told her to hop it.

Apparently their marriage has one foot in the grave.

 

regards,

Hein

[Lady Die 63]

He bought her a plane for Christmas .... and a ladyshave for the other leg.

[millwall32 114]

They are only breaking up according to the Daily Mail. ("His son is working for the Daily Mail/ It's a steady job/ But he wants to be a proper writer....)

I think you mean paperback.

 

If Heather takes Paul to court she won't have a leg to stand on.....

 

I was aware of that. Thank you.

[Lady Die 63]

I am so enjoying reading all the latest developments in the Macca divorce.

[themaninblack 2,112]

It's hard to say which side one should be on.

I mean Macca is Macca: loved and loathed, but there

is something distinctly unlikeable about Heather Mills.

 

If all what she is saying is true then shame on Paul (although a

psychologist would no doubt supply the excuse that he is still

'greiving' for Linda).

 

If this turns out to be a load of bobbins then my advice to Heather

is to emmigrate to Greenland or North Korea as she would then

be the most despised person in the Western World.....

 

...after George Bush!

[Lady Die 63]

It's hard to say which side one should be on.

I mean Macca is Macca: loved and loathed, but there

is something distinctly unlikeable about Heather Mills.

Definitely - she is a gold-digging, attention-seeking liar! Re Macca, there's no fool like an old fool (as the saying goes).

[Drive-by Flatterer 1]

Definitely - she is a gold-digging, attention-seeking liar! Re Macca, there's no fool like an old fool (as the saying goes).

 

True, but I've got to hand it to her; she is very successful at being a gold digging, attention-seeking liar (in a world full of)

 

My mother conditioned me to be unassuming and truthful –

 

Now I would need NASA to calculate the shortfall between my bank account and Heather’s

[themaninblack 2,112]

It's hard to say which side one should be on.

I mean Macca is Macca: loved and loathed, but there

is something distinctly unlikeable about Heather Mills.

Definitely - she is a gold-digging, attention-seeking liar! Re Macca, there's no fool like an old fool (as the saying goes).

 

An Old Fool on the Hill I s'pose...

[Lady Die 63]

Now I would need NASA to calculate the shortfall between my bank account and Heather’s

Probably not. My guess is it's something like £200 million minus £0.

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

The one thing that could go terribly wrong for Lady Mucca is that her scattergun claims meet the financial power and cold hearted lawyers of Sir Paul. It's just possible that if they let her go long enough she'll rant away unchecked into a hole she can't escape. She's left a trail of people - including her first husband - willing to turn up on television and say she's a compulsive liar. S'pose it gets really dirty. Sir Paul could line up some of those people, those involved in her porno work, and the guy who went on record telling the NOTW she was a prostitute. Macca's argument would be she was a gold-digging fraud all along and - therefore - unfit to qualify for his money or custody of their child.

 

Man, public demand alone would put pressure on everyone to show that trial live on tv. Eastenders and Corrie could take a month off.

[Vinegar Tits 606]

If this turns out to be a load of bobbins then my advice to Heather

is to emmigrate to Greenland or North Korea as she would then

be the most despised person in the Western World.....

 

...after George Bush!

It's saying something when even Yoko is more liked than Heather...

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

HMM plans to sue the press. Big mistake IMHO, especially making public the letter hand-delivered to her sister asking for information on the divorce. If she thought they lacked sympathy before she'll get a wake up call once she takes The Sun to court. I don't envy anyone hounded to the extent she is but someone so apparantly self-obsessed as to ignore the advice of the media savvy people around them is cruising for a bruising I'd say.

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

Not a great Jonathan Ross fan but I had a laugh at his outburst reported here.

[Windsor 2,233]

Not a great Jonathan Ross fan but I had a laugh at his outburst reported here.

 

I hope he has a good lawyer.

She has already started taking action against the press. Or so they say.

[M.Lawrenson 11]

I think HMM knows if she goes to court she won't have a leg to stand on.

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

Not a great Jonathan Ross fan but I had a laugh at his outburst reported here.

 

I hope he has a good lawyer.

She has already started taking action against the press. Or so they say.

 

 

She's taken no action but threatened a lot. It'll be interesting to see how far it goes. If he had to defend that remark the worst accusation is 'liar' and on the evidence of people already talking to the press she's lied on a major scale, for example; pretending to be another Heather Mills so she could land a presenting job. I'm guessing JR is sleeping okay. If there's any Beatle curse involved here it's that McCartney had the misfortune to meet her and be taken in by her.

[scsibear 4]

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg.

 

Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

 

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"

 

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"

 

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.

 

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to

stand on.

 

Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".

 

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless"

 

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

 

A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney"

 

Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank

My hands were all a quiver

I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river

 

 

Regards

scsi

[One shot Paddy 1,206]

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg.

 

Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

 

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"

 

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"

 

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.

 

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to

stand on.

 

Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".

 

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless"

 

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

 

A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney"

 

Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank

My hands were all a quiver

I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river

 

 

Regards

scsi

 

 

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

It gets worse for Heather. I know Khasoggi doesn't spell things out but this is a shot across her bows, so to speak. You call this arms dealer a liar only if you're feeling suicidal. Story.

[Gunjaman5000 30]

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg.

 

[sNIP]

 

Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank

My hands were all a quiver

I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river

 

 

Regards

scsi

Top stuff SCSI!!! Copied, pasted, circulating the office. Ta V much

[scsibear 4]

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg.

 

[sNIP]

 

Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank

My hands were all a quiver

I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river

 

 

Regards

scsi

Top stuff SCSI!!! Copied, pasted, circulating the office. Ta V much

 

 

No problem Gunjaman5000

 

Glad to be of service (as Macca no longer says )

Enjoy

scsi

[Lady Die 63]

Apparently she's been getting death threats.

 

I hope it's true but I suspect it's just more of her attention-seeking behaviour..

[Cowboy Ronnie 78]

Apparently she's been getting death threats.

 

I hope it's true but I suspect it's just more of her attention-seeking behaviour..

 

The other week she was saying people in the street were coming up to her and giving her hugs.

 

http://www.thewest.com.au/aapstory.aspx?StoryName=334355

 

(is it just me, or do a disproportionately high percentage of the articles to which we post links come from Australian media outlets? Is that because their days start before ours, or will Aussie papers just print anything?)

 

Maybe she was mistaken and they were really trying to crush the life out of her. Were I her divorce lawyer I'd be bigging up the concept of settling with Macca, because she's dead in the water in an English courtroom.