Tuber Mirum 125 Posted June 14, 2007 So it seems that nobody here is worth less dead than I am. "Where did it all go wrong, George" I may ask myself. Fiddling around with that questionnaire for a couple of minutes, it reveals that the following attributes are worth their weight in gold: It seems that a body builder who never smokes or drinks and doesn't tan, maintains a healthy balanced diet, is either a dwarf or a giant, suffers from elefanaisis or some other rare affliction, is an albino with no false limbs or disabilities but has had their appendix removed, had a hernia, enjoys perfect vision, takes no painkillers and no sugary drinks isn't exposed to noxious chemicals, takes no medications for insanity, has very long hair, has had serious surgery, is a child and not diabetic will weigh in at $11050. That's the highest price I could manage to generate. Anyone fancy a go at an artist's impression of the chap in question? As only about two of those things apply to me, it's hardly surprising that melting me down wouldn't recoup my scrap value. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 14, 2007 So it seems that nobody here is worth less dead than I am. "Where did it all go wrong, George" I may ask myself. Fiddling around with that questionnaire for a couple of minutes, it reveals that the following attributes are worth their weight in gold: It seems that a body builder who never smokes or drinks and doesn't tan, maintains a healthy balanced diet, is either a dwarf or a giant, suffers from elefanaisis or some other rare affliction, is an albino with no false limbs or disabilities but has had their appendix removed, had a hernia, enjoys perfect vision, takes no painkillers and no sugary drinks isn't exposed to noxious chemicals, takes no medications for insanity, has very long hair, has had serious surgery, is a child and not diabetic will weigh in at $11050. That's the highest price I could manage to generate. Anyone fancy a go at an artist's impression of the chap in question? As only about two of those things apply to me, it's hardly surprising that melting me down wouldn't recoup my scrap value. Does this count as elephantitis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted June 14, 2007 The Japanese Albino Yeti So it seems that nobody here is worth less dead than I am. "Where did it all go wrong, George" I may ask myself. Fiddling around with that questionnaire for a couple of minutes, it reveals that the following attributes are worth their weight in gold: It seems that a body builder who never smokes or drinks and doesn't tan, maintains a healthy balanced diet, is either a dwarf or a giant, suffers from elefanaisis or some other rare affliction, is an albino with no false limbs or disabilities but has had their appendix removed, had a hernia, enjoys perfect vision, takes no painkillers and no sugary drinks isn't exposed to noxious chemicals, takes no medications for insanity, has very long hair, has had serious surgery, is a child and not diabetic will weigh in at $11050. That's the highest price I could manage to generate. Anyone fancy a go at an artist's impression of the chap in question? As only about two of those things apply to me, it's hardly surprising that melting me down wouldn't recoup my scrap value. He may be your man. Looks like an appendix scar on his belly; however he might be wearing contacts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted June 14, 2007 So it seems that nobody here is worth less dead than I am. "Where did it all go wrong, George" I may ask myself. Fiddling around with that questionnaire for a couple of minutes, it reveals that the following attributes are worth their weight in gold: It seems that a body builder who never smokes or drinks and doesn't tan, maintains a healthy balanced diet, is either a dwarf or a giant, suffers from elefanaisis or some other rare affliction, is an albino with no false limbs or disabilities but has had their appendix removed, had a hernia, enjoys perfect vision, takes no painkillers and no sugary drinks isn't exposed to noxious chemicals, takes no medications for insanity, has very long hair, has had serious surgery, is a child and not diabetic will weigh in at $11050. That's the highest price I could manage to generate. Anyone fancy a go at an artist's impression of the chap in question? As only about two of those things apply to me, it's hardly surprising that melting me down wouldn't recoup my scrap value. Does this count as elephantitis? Gosh, he's every woman's dream. Oh no, hang on, that's Banshees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted June 15, 2007 Gosh, he's every woman's dream. Oh no, hang on, that's Banshees. Insult. Cold blood. Your very crude. And your either a big black mother who has fourteen children and who weighs 464 pounds, or your a beautiful model who waits on page three in Rolling Stone magazine. But I know one thing, no matter who you are ,your looking to antagonize me, and I'm telling you right now Lard Bazarr it is not your day. Because tonight I've actually realized something, it wasn't Monoclinic who I wanted to call crude, I was dead wrong. I wasn't using my head, I meant to say you. I will be apologetic and say 'Monoclinic I put you in a place that wasn't your own, I'm sorry. I wasn't going to make it public but what the hell, opportunities are born everyday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted June 15, 2007 Gosh, he's every woman's dream. Oh no, hang on, that's Banshees. Insult. Cold blood. Your very crude. And your either a big black mother who has fourteen children and who weighs 464 pounds, or your a beautiful model who waits on page three in Rolling Stone magazine. But I know one thing, no matter who you are ,your looking to antagonize me, and I'm telling you right now Lard Bazarr it is not your day. Because tonight I've actually realized something, it wasn't Monoclinic who I wanted to call crude, I was dead wrong. I wasn't using my head, I meant to say you. I will be apologetic and say 'Monoclinic I put you in a place that wasn't your own, I'm sorry. I wasn't going to make it public but what the hell, opportunities are born everyday. Keep your hair on, love, it was a joke - hence the big smiley thing at the end of the sentence. Blimey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted June 15, 2007 Take the 'Personality Disorder Test' share your results! http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted June 15, 2007 Take the 'Personality Disorder Test' share your results! http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv After you Mr Scream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted June 15, 2007 Take the 'Personality Disorder Test' share your results! http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv After you Mr Scream I'd be interested to see Mr. Scream's results too. Here are mine though they're probably not that accurate. The yes/no answers are rather limiting Disorder | Rating Paranoid: High Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Low Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: High Avoidant: High Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted June 15, 2007 Not that accurate. It's all bullshit anyway. Paranoid: Low (I'm very paranoid) Schizoid: High Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Moderate (Depends) I can also be very social Borderline: Low Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted June 15, 2007 Take the 'Personality Disorder Test' share your results! http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv After you Mr Scream I'd be interested to see Mr. Scream's results too. Here are mine though they're probably not that accurate. The yes/no answers are rather limiting Disorder | Rating Paranoid: High Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Low Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: High Avoidant: High Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html I inputted my data and found out that my personality was worth $2.99. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted June 15, 2007 Paranoid: Very High Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Low Borderline: Very High Histrionic: High Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Very High Dependent: Very High Obsessive-Compulsive: High Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted June 15, 2007 Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate Sorry to be so boring! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted June 15, 2007 Paranoid: LowSchizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate Sorry to be so boring! You are not alone, I had low for everything except a high for histrionic. I was waiting for someone to get those kind of results too! Though I think that alone should up my paranoid score! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,684 Posted June 15, 2007 Paranoid: High Schizoid: Very High Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: High Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Very High Avoidant: Moderate Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate Have I accidentally wandered on to the DL dating agency? I have hair and all my own teeth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 31 Posted June 15, 2007 Paranoid: High Schizoid: Very High Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: High Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Very High Avoidant: Moderate Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate Have I accidentally wandered on to the DL dating agency? I have hair and all my own teeth. Harry just because you are Paranoid doesn't mean we aren't talking about you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted June 15, 2007 Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate Sorry to be so boring! You are not alone, I had low for everything except a high for histrionic. I was waiting for someone to get those kind of results too! Though I think that alone should up my paranoid score! Me too Mono. I'm moderately narcissistic and that's all. I'm ever so slightly ashamed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted June 15, 2007 Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Very High Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: Very High Dependent: Very High Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate Believe it or not, I'm not surprised. It's amazing I function....of course, I function with the help of multiple medications. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted June 15, 2007 Very high. Better off consuming only the highest quality haze that the market has to offer, in only the cleanest bags and only in the most fulfilling flavors. Tell the doctor, Hey! Back down I got something to keep these liver flaming pills away, I blaze, with only the best. (All smiles) of course pills are pretty good if you need them, but they aren't meant for forever. A tolerance will eventually make them feel useless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
To die for 3 Posted June 15, 2007 Very high. Better off consuming only the highest quality haze that the market has to offer, in only the cleanest bags and only in the most fulfilling flavors. Tell the doctor, Hey! Back down I got something to keep these liver flaming pills away, I blaze, with only the best. (All smiles) of course pills are pretty good if you need them, but they aren't meant for forever. A tolerance will eventually make them feel useless. Spoken like a true spaniel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
To die for 3 Posted June 16, 2007 Send a dead creepy e-card Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted June 16, 2007 Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: High Dependent: High Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate That makes me the first person here not to score low for anything. I hereby challenge my old friend Tempus Fugit to do better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted June 16, 2007 This is my prediction for Tempus Fugit talking < the Mind. Paranoid: High Schizoid: Very high Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: High Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: High Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Very High Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive - Low Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted June 16, 2007 Paranoid: ModerateSchizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: High Dependent: High Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate That makes me the first person here not to score low for anything. I hereby challenge my old friend Tempus Fugit to do better. Sorry to disappoint you NAP, but I'm low on quite a few. Not that these tests are worth a damn. Disorder | Rating Paranoid: Low Schizoid: High Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Low Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: High Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted June 16, 2007 Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Low Complete and utter Horseshit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
