The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted October 26, 2015 Mugabe sees the irony https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/10/26/robert-mugabe-wins-peace-prize-promptly-rejects-it/don't worry Peter Sutcliffe is next in line Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted October 30, 2015 Maybe Mugabe's head has grown due to a serious heath condition? http://home.bt.com/news/world-news/university-employee-suspended-in-robert-mugabe-cap-mishap-11364013745586 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted October 31, 2015 Maybe he was wearing the hat? http://home.bt.com/news/world-news/robert-mugabe-stumble-fuels-health-speculation-11364013941881 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted November 2, 2015 Maybe Mugabe's head has grown due to a serious heath condition? http://home.bt.com/news/world-news/university-employee-suspended-in-robert-mugabe-cap-mishap-11364013745586 The only conditions that Mugabe has that can cause his head to grow are serious cases of narcism and an inflated ego. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted November 8, 2015 Mugabe is victim of satire (unfortunately unlikely to kill him) http://www.imediaethics.org/robert-mugabe-didnt-say-kenyans-were-thieves-nytimes-published-fake-quote/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted November 11, 2015 Someone else with our man on their death list http://malawi24.com/2015/11/11/robert-mugabe-dies-this-year-prophet-liabunya-says/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted November 19, 2015 This is about our man walking gingerly, not doing bird impressions (which would be kind of amusing) http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/watch-mugabes-slow-turkey-walk-sets-tongues-wagging-20151118Maybe he stays on the list? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted November 19, 2015 This is about our man walking gingerly, not doing bird impressions (which would be kind of amusing) http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/watch-mugabes-slow-turkey-walk-sets-tongues-wagging-20151118Maybe he stays on the list? Walk like a turkey? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted November 19, 2015 This is about our man walking gingerly, not doing bird impressions (which would be kind of amusing) http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/watch-mugabes-slow-turkey-walk-sets-tongues-wagging-20151118Maybe he stays on the list? Walk like a turkey? Or gobble perhaps? (not something to dwell on for too long). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted November 23, 2015 This doesn't look good. A plot to keep our man in power until he's a100! http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/zimbabwes-robert-mugabe-will-rule-until-he-is-100-from-special-wheelchair-his-wife-claims-a6744386.htmlI wonder what sort of wheelchair she has in mind? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted November 23, 2015 ^^ He's going to win the next two elections then; I wonder how she knows that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted November 30, 2015 https://www.newsday.co.zw/2015/11/30/govt-clamps-down-on-gays/The S+M community have protested against this special treatment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted December 6, 2015 Over to you Reaper http://thezimbabwemail.com/zimbabwe-15276-i-will-be-president-of-zimbabwe-until-death-takes-me-robert-mugabe.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted December 7, 2015 Over to you Reaper http://thezimbabwemail.com/zimbabwe-15276-i-will-be-president-of-zimbabwe-until-death-takes-me-robert-mugabe.html “I will go when death takes me.” He told a meeting of military veterans he would “continue as president as long as God wished him to remain there”. So in this context, Are "God", and "death" the same thing? Perhaps once "God" has a chance to read through the papers, he might suddenly think "oh bugger, I forgot about him". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted December 8, 2015 Some people are sick of waiting for "God" or death to remove Mugabe from office According the the Zimbabwe Mail there's a plan to oust him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted December 12, 2015 It would be good if someone was doing this deliberately. Maybe they should slip him a copy of Gay News and if he reads from that we really will know he's lost it http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-12/zimbabwes-president-robert-mugabe-again-reads-out-wrong-speech/7023098 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted December 12, 2015 It would be good if someone was doing this deliberately. Maybe they should slip him a copy of Gay News and if he reads from that we really will know he's lost it http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-12/zimbabwes-president-robert-mugabe-again-reads-out-wrong-speech/7023098 There's something wrong with your link, a very strange and subtle error (a final space that gets interpreted as a part of the URL in my browser). Anyways, I'm almost sure someone was doing this on purpose. Perhaps, the first incident was accidental, but now someone was trying to make his incompetence clear for everyone, including his ZANU-PF lackeys. I guess this person is trying to instigate a coup or at least a forced resignation, since even the people closest to him should be embarrassed by this. Or at least I would be. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted December 12, 2015 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-12/zimbabwes-president-robert-mugabe-again-reads-out-wrong-speech/7023098 This one should work. I agree lots of intrigue but does it mean our man survives 2016? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted December 12, 2015 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-12/zimbabwes-president-robert-mugabe-again-reads-out-wrong-speech/7023098 This one should work. I agree lots of intrigue but does it mean our man survives 2016? I guess his obvious mental decline might not affect his survival directly. Of course, if there is a violent coup, he may have to run for his life; and even a peaceful transition of power can sap him of his will to live. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted December 13, 2015 He's losing is marbles, lots of people want him out of the way and others want to keep him in power to prop up their own position. 2017 (year before the election) may be more of an interest to this community than 2016. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,970 Posted December 23, 2015 Has Mugabe' wife taken over control of the country in a palace coup? http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/23/grace-mugabe-zimbabwe-taken-over-morgan-tsvangirai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted December 23, 2015 I'm guessing no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,039 Posted December 29, 2015 One more day to live...apparently...http://malawi24.com/2015/12/29/robert-mugabe-has-one-more-day-to-live/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hope Mugabe dies today Posted December 29, 2015 One more day to live...apparently...http://malawi24.com/2015/12/29/robert-mugabe-has-one-more-day-to-live/ Hope Lindiwe Sambalikagwa is correct! Great way to say Fairwell to 2015 if Mugabe croaks on the 31st! As an extra bonus the Deathlist will break its previous record and have 15 deaths in 2015. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted December 29, 2015 One more day to live...apparently...http://malawi24.com/2015/12/29/robert-mugabe-has-one-more-day-to-live/ The caption under the photo says Liabunya: Says Mugabe dies on December 31. It's almost as if it was a threat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
