Monoclinic 39 Posted July 4, 2007 LG and 'arry as promised... Illness and old age aside, which celebrities/plebrities would you wish death upon? Or at least a rapid retreat from the public eye if you feel that death is a bit harsh. To get us started may I suggest: Anthea Turner 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted July 4, 2007 Jonathan Ross Gary Neville my old pal CJ de Mooi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted July 4, 2007 Can I add Jeremy Kyle and Eamon Holmes to the list too. Oh and Kerry Katona. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted July 4, 2007 Germaine Greer, Robert Mugabe and Daryl Somers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted July 4, 2007 Vanessa Feltz Judy of the house of Richard and Judy and anyone that has appeared on Loose Women Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 4, 2007 Alex Salmond (unsurprisingly) Most of this years Big Brother contestants (if they count) Paul Burrel Mohammed Al Fayed I would second Jeremy Kyle (he is a bully) and CJ (the w**ker). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted July 4, 2007 Liam & Noel Gallagher, overrated twats who should be shot for crimes against music . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 4, 2007 Kylie Minogue, a sickly sweet shite actress/singer. You aint no virgin luv so stop acting like one. Richard Madeley. Once the conection to Alan Partridge was forged, he lapped it up instead of hiding in shame. What a p**** Davina McCall. No need to go into reasons. Victoria Beckham. Ditto Pete Doherty. Talentless musician but has a talent for drug taking. Drugs will surely take him. I also go along with Jeremy Kyle. Does ANYBODY like Jeremy Kyle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kizzy 0 Posted July 4, 2007 Kylie Minogue, a sickly sweet shite actress/singer. You aint no virgin luv so stop acting like one. Richard Madeley. Once the conection to Alan Partridge was forged, he lapped it up instead of hiding in shame. What a p**** Davina McCall. No need to go into reasons. Victoria Beckham. Ditto Pete Doherty. Talentless musician but has a talent for drug taking. Drugs will surely take him. I also go along with Jeremy Kyle. Does ANYBODY like Jeremy Kyle? i like Jeremy Kyle i cant be the only one can i ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,200 Posted July 4, 2007 Whilst I groan inwardly whenever they are on the mags/TV, Kerry Katona & Myleene Klass (despite, from personal experience, knowing she is a stuck-up spiteful cow) do not deserve death. I will just settle for a loss of fame overnight. However the early death of Neil Warnock, should it happen, will be met with jubiliation in OOO Towers. I can't think of anyone else, off-hand, who I despise enough to wish upon them death. Maybe I will be reminded of such awful people in due course. If iain/dave carries on with his own particular brand of ludicrosy, he can join Neil Warnock in hell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 4, 2007 Come on Occy, you have a story to tell!! Why is she a stuck up and spiteful cow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted July 4, 2007 I'll be the one to state the obvious - Paris Hilton and Hillary Duff. Maybe Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan too, though they may be somewhat redeemable. The world could do without Ann Coulter and Fred Phelps. Maybe Bill O'Reilly as well, though he too may have some redeeming factors. I'll let OoO go for the African Dictators and DDT for the criminals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted July 4, 2007 Tom Cruise and Bruce Willis for taking themselves way too seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted July 4, 2007 Tom Cruise and Bruce Willis for taking themselves way too seriously. I agree with Tom Cruise, but I'm not so sure that Bruce Willis takes himself too seriously. Maybe he used to, but some of his movies recentely have been basically making fun of the image he created of himself. Have to hold my judgment until I see Live Free or Die Hard though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,200 Posted July 4, 2007 Come on Occy, you have a story to tell!! Why is she a stuck up and spiteful cow? When I was working overseas as a tour guide, I worked, for a while, in Tunisia. This was in 2001, and Myleene, along with Suzanne, Noel, Shrek & the barmaid in Corrie (Kym?) had just won Popstars. Of course, Tunisia doesn't get ITV (Thankfully), so their new found fame was lost on me & anyone else with a life. Unfortunately, Miss Klass came on holiday to Tunisia & unfortunately, she was staying at MY hotel & I had to meet her at the airport. She swished, swaggered & sauntered over. MK: (snobbish tone) "I believe you are the man who I need to meet for my hotel arrangements." OoO: "Possibly, can I take your name?" MK: (incredulous tone) "Don't you know who I am?!?!?!" OoO: (cheeky tone) "Not without a name madam, but I can always guess." MK: "I'll have you know I'm a celebrity" OoO: (bored tone) "That's nice. But I'm afraid I don't recognise you". MK: (huffy tone) "Well I've just been on national TV in front of millions. Don't you get out?" OoO: (pissed off tone) "I DO live here, in Tunisia you know. We don't get British TV, I'm afraid" MK: "Hmmm. Well.. the name is Klass - that's spelt with a K, but pronounced CLASS." OoO: "rightho, Miss KLASH, here is your taxi driver & here is your accomodation voucher. Have a pleasant stay & sorry I didn't recognise you for the world famous celebrity that you are". (I know... I know, but it was either be rude or hit her ) In the two weeks she stayed at the hotel, she acted like a spoilt brat & a diva & kept asking for unreasonable requests of both myself & the hotel. All cos she was one of 5 people who won a talent contest. Whoopee-whoo. I see her sweetness & light trick on British TV & applaud her at her quite brilliant acting. It's a hell of a lot better than her singing. Thank you, LFN, for allowing to tell my sorry tale to the nation. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted July 4, 2007 Katie Holmes for single handedly setting feminism back 100 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,200 Posted July 4, 2007 I'll let OoO go for the African Dictators Oh no, I like them. Each & every one of them is unique in their own eccentric, ruthless way. I'd rather Chirac go before Mugabe, for starters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted July 4, 2007 Katie Holmes for single handedly setting feminism back 100 years. I'd agree with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted July 4, 2007 I choose someone who seems to have been given nine lives. Dick Cheney Dick Cheney Dick Cheney Dick Cheney Dick Cheney Dick Cheney Dick Cheney Dick Cheney Dick Cheney Umm. Excuse me, does anyone have an extra silver bullet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 4, 2007 Come on Occy, you have a story to tell!! Why is she a stuck up and spiteful cow? When I was working overseas as a tour guide, I worked, for a while, in Tunisia. This was in 2001, and Myleene, along with Suzanne, Noel, Shrek & the barmaid in Corrie (Kym?) had just won Popstars. Of course, Tunisia doesn't get ITV (Thankfully), so their new found fame was lost on me & anyone else with a life. Unfortunately, Miss Klass came on holiday to Tunisia & unfortunately, she was staying at MY hotel & I had to meet her at the airport. She swished, swaggered & sauntered over. MK: (snobbish tone) "I believe you are the man who I need to meet for my hotel arrangements." OoO: "Possibly, can I take your name?" MK: (incredulous tone) "Don't you know who I am?!?!?!" OoO: (cheeky tone) "Not without a name madam, but I can always guess." MK: "I'll have you know I'm a celebrity" OoO: (bored tone) "That's nice. But I'm afraid I don't recognise you". MK: (huffy tone) "Well I've just been on national TV in front of millions. Don't you get out?" OoO: (pissed off tone) "I DO live here, in Tunisia you know. We don't get British TV, I'm afraid" MK: "Hmmm. Well.. the name is Klass - that's spelt with a K, but pronounced CLASS." OoO: "rightho, Miss KLASH, here is your taxi driver & here is your accomodation voucher. Have a pleasant stay & sorry I didn't recognise you for the world famous celebrity that you are". (I know... I know, but it was either be rude or hit her ) In the two weeks she stayed at the hotel, she acted like a spoilt brat & a diva & kept asking for unreasonable requests of both myself & the hotel. All cos she was one of 5 people who won a talent contest. Whoopee-whoo. I see her sweetness & light trick on British TV & applaud her at her quite brilliant acting. It's a hell of a lot better than her singing. Thank you, LFN, for allowing to tell my sorry tale to the nation. Excellent story. 20 out of 10 for your self restraint. Personally I would have pissed into a glass and offered it to her as a "Traditional Tunisian Beveridge".......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted July 4, 2007 I've always felt slightly ashamed of how I laughed when Myleene Klass was beaten up in the street. That story makes me feel a lot better. Mr B has similar tales to tell involving Victoria Beckham should anyone feel guilty for hating her - not that I can see that happening... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 4, 2007 Saw the film last night and I thought the girl who played his daughter looked pretty bang, the only downfall in the movie was Bruce died realistically like three times, but hell it's an action movie. Around three stars. Have to hold my judgment until I see Live Free or Die Hard though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
