Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 10, 2008 Not sure whether it's Anne or Pompey going on the list, however she has been banned from driving. "I am sorry she won't have a very pleasant memory of her first visit to Portsmouth," said Mr Mellor. She's not the first, and she won't be the last Mr Mellor! My God, you REALLY, REALLY hate that place, dont you. It almost makes my hatred of the Gooners seem a bit limp wristed...almost. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadtowrites 2 Posted July 23, 2008 Can I add Jeremy Kyle and Eamon Holmes to the list too. Oh and Kerry Katona. Not even a bloody scratch I'm sorry to have to tell you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted July 23, 2008 Can I add Jeremy Kyle and Eamon Holmes to the list too. Oh and Kerry Katona. Not even a bloody scratch I'm sorry to have to tell you! If there was any justice, this insiginificant pile of Kyle (kike) should have been catapulted into oblivion - like his show would be, were there ANY meaningful competition during his programmes' airing. It's not like there are as many ego-seeking alcoholics, prostitutes, sexual deviants, slappers etc to fill future years of programming...unlike the United States So hopefully he'll run out of original material. On the same point, I wish his seat belt had run out of material....just when he needed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted July 31, 2008 Jeremy escapes unhurt from crashJeremy Kyle and his driver escaped unhurt when their car was involved in a crash, a spokesman has said. Jeremy escapes unhurt from crash Jeremy Kyle's car was involved in a crash Jeremy Kyle and his driver escaped unhurt when their car was involved in a crash, a spokesman has said.....etc... Top bit of reporting there, if I may say so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted July 31, 2008 A football focus list of wishfuls: Joey Barton Cristiano Ronaldo Sepp Blatter Craig Bellamy Dennis Wise El Hadj Diouf Lee Bowyer Neil Warnock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted July 31, 2008 Ben Fogle Absolutely. I met him. He's a twat. Bear Grylls is an even bigger twat and a lying, unprincipled twat at that. Had forgotten this thread, thanks for reviving it. Mike Parkinson is also a bit of a twat under that charming exterior but I suppose he's mellowed with age so he 's not on my "people I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire" list. Grylls is. I'd light his f*****g survival suit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted July 31, 2008 A football focus list of wishfuls: Joey Barton Cristiano Ronaldo Sepp Blatter Craig Bellamy Dennis Wise El Hadj Diouf Lee Bowyer Neil Warnock May I just reiterate my possibly-irrational loathing of Gary Neville? To my knowledge, he's never stubbed out a ciggy on a teammate, gobbed in a fan's face or chinned a cabbie, but I'd rather share a 3x3 prison cell with Wisey, Dioufy and Bartony than allow that Manc cnut one more day on the planet. Talking of our Joey, tasty headline from the Sun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,195 Posted July 31, 2008 I can't think of anyone else, off-hand, who I despise enough to wish upon them death. Maybe I will be reminded of such awful people in due course. CR's death to footballers post has reminded me of one - Robbie Keane And no, I'm not a Spurs fan either, it's just Keane is a complete cheating, lying, arse bastard cunting f*****t with the brain the size of a gnat. That's still only two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted July 31, 2008 A football focus list of wishfuls: Joey Barton Cristiano Ronaldo Sepp Blatter Craig Bellamy Dennis Wise El Hadj Diouf Lee Bowyer Neil Warnock May I just reiterate my possibly-irrational loathing of Gary Neville? To my knowledge, he's never stubbed out a ciggy on a teammate, gobbed in a fan's face or chinned a cabbie, but I'd rather share a 3x3 prison cell with Wisey, Dioufy and Bartony than allow that Manc cnut one more day on the planet. Talking of our Joey, tasty headline from the Sun. But the question is, would you go to Portsmouth rather than allow him extra time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 1, 2008 Middlesbrough. The Club, the Town. It was and is a pointless exercise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted August 2, 2008 Middlesbrough. The Club, the Town.It was and is a pointless exercise. I had quite a good curry in Middlesborough. Once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted September 4, 2008 Developments in the story of Sir Cliff Richard, sometime star of this thread. Not exactly 'outing' himself, but not exactly inning himself either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted September 4, 2008 I can't think of anyone else, off-hand, who I despise enough to wish upon them death. Maybe I will be reminded of such awful people in due course. CR's death to footballers post has reminded me of one - Robbie Keane And no, I'm not a Spurs fan either, it's just Keane is a complete cheating, lying, arse bastard cunting f*****t with the brain the size of a gnat. That's still only two. Well he's our cheating, lying, arse bastard cunting f*****t with the brain the size of a gnat now! Besides, you have brass considering your lot have Steven Hunt, ol' Gypsy Rise Knee himself... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted September 5, 2008 Developments in the story of Sir Cliff Richard, sometime star of this thread. Not exactly 'outing' himself, but not exactly inning himself either. He seems quite clear about the missionary position. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,195 Posted September 5, 2008 Well he's our cheating, lying, arse bastard cunting f*****t with the brain the size of a gnat now! Besides, you have brass considering your lot have Steven Hunt, ol' Gypsy Rise Knee himself... At least Hunt only has a knee that has brought him shame. Keane has everything wrong with him, mouth, arms, legs & head. How funny he is now only a reserve team striker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted September 8, 2008 Liam & Noel Gallagher, overrated twats who should be shot for crimes against music . Been to Toronto recently, LG? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted September 8, 2008 Well he's our cheating, lying, arse bastard cunting f*****t with the brain the size of a gnat now! Besides, you have brass considering your lot have Steven Hunt, ol' Gypsy Rise Knee himself... At least Hunt only has a knee that has brought him shame. Keane has everything wrong with him, mouth, arms, legs & head. How funny he is now only a reserve team striker. I just wish at least one part of his anatomy will get us a friggin' goal against the mancs on Saturday, hope springs eternal.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted September 9, 2008 Well he's our cheating, lying, arse bastard cunting f*****t with the brain the size of a gnat now! Besides, you have brass considering your lot have Steven Hunt, ol' Gypsy Rise Knee himself... At least Hunt only has a knee that has brought him shame. Keane has everything wrong with him, mouth, arms, legs & head. How funny he is now only a reserve team striker. I just wish at least one part of his anatomy will get us a friggin' goal against the mancs on Saturday, hope springs eternal.... This is such an important game, tho' Liverpool have yet to look threatening up front at all. I just hope something clicks on the day and they do far more than play a supporting role on Saturday. For my part, as a "Battersea boy", I was a Chelsea supporter through the 60s and early 70s, but I just loved the way Liverpool passed the ball around intelligently during the early 70s (like West Germany at the time) and I decided to support a team that played attractive football. I still get a huge amount of stick from local Chelsea fans, but....am I bovvered? Personally, I can't believe that ManUre are such a huge betting price to reclaim the Premiership, given the money is all on Chelsea.........unbelievable. If the price is right, I may well dabble a grand or so on ManUre at almost 5 / 2 (have I confused this with the betting string?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted September 9, 2008 I just loved the way Liverpool passed the ball around intelligently during the early 70s (like West Germany at the time) and I decided to support a team that played attractive football. That's how I came to support Leeds United (who were even better than Liverpool at the time) instead of Huddersfield Town. It was the equivalent to throwing your hat in with the fascists in Nazi Germany - always going to end in tears. The hate and racism among some of the fans was hard to stomach so I moved to rugby. But I still know the chants just as some in Germany remember the Horst Wessel. I still look at the results on a Saturday and, misty eyed, think there may be a time when Germany Leeds United may be great again seig heil, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted September 9, 2008 (edited) Liam & Noel Gallagher, overrated twats who should be shot for crimes against music . Been to Toronto recently, LG? I wish, I think I would have been tempted to do more than push him over . Edited September 9, 2008 by Lady Grendel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathofapotato 0 Posted September 16, 2008 The band and in particular Dieter Bohlen. They have been terrorising Germany for years and that bloody idiot Bohlen is still far to visible on our screens. Most recently on the jury of the German version of Britain's got Talent where he gets plenty of opportunities to "help" young, brown haired girls with their singing carreers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted October 28, 2008 Jonathan Ross Gary Neville my old pal CJ de Mooi I guess Woss will have moved into gold medal position for quite a few others after Manuelgate. Even if he's sacked I don't see his career going into a Deaytonesque tailspin, more's the pity. The only cuntbubble that's currently on TV more than him is fucken CJ de Hitler. At least Neville's gone down the shitter in the last year - one more extremely serious and very painful injury should see him off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted October 29, 2008 ** Joe the Plumber If-I hear-his-name-one-more-time-I-will-have to- be-forcibly-sedated. ** Thanks to 'Arry for the loan of Woss' medal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted October 29, 2008 I can't take this anymore. I'm not sure if you know this Madame but .. "Joe The Plumber" is a bad publicity stunt introduced by McCain "A lot like Sarah Palin" and I'll tell you why. Senator McCain claims that Obama's stance will put small business owners - "like Joe The Plumber" out of business. Bullshit. Why? Because first of all, about 80% of all small businesses fail (it could be more) and they don't pay tax income because they don't have any income! McCains only strength is that he seduces people with his patriotic moan and they actually buy what he says. Obama's plan will reorganize how money is collected and that begins when taxing the rich so he can give tax breaks to the middle class. From there: he develops and activates new energy sources which will create more jobs. McCain just wants to drill "which is real futuristic". It narrows down to the fact that the Republicans are losing circulation after eight years of policies which weren't working. Let's face it, "Sam Wurzelbacher" is besides the point. The whole McCain campaign is complete a lie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted October 29, 2008 Joe the plumber isn't a business owner or a licensed plumber. Try again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
