Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted February 25, 2008 What's the charge, assault and battenburg? Bakewell and entering 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Colin Montgomerie Posted February 25, 2008 What's the charge, assault and battenburg? Bakewell and entering Why don't you smartarses just shut your cakeholes and gateau ver yourselves? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted February 25, 2008 Man Idiot dies in fairy-cake-eating record attempt. Which just goes to prove, you can't have your cake and ea... zzzzz I expect now he'll be eating angel cakes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Attila the Pun Posted February 25, 2008 They should sing "Fairy's A Jolly Good Fellow" at his funeral. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Atilla the Bun Posted February 25, 2008 I guess he chose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geronimo 3 Posted May 31, 2009 More of a training video for this thread. But you can't fault them for trying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted June 4, 2009 This quasi Darwin award actually took place near Brisbane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted September 29, 2011 Still working at it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted September 29, 2011 Still working at it. idiot (I mean the guy with the shotgun and not Godot ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted November 8, 2011 (edited) Any one Red Arrow? http://www.eveningne..._dies_1_1120810 Edited November 8, 2011 by Lady Grendel Post moved as it was quoted on this thread and probably more appropriately placed here. I also wanted to play about with the new mod controls ;-p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted November 8, 2011 Any one Red Arrow? http://www.eveningne..._dies_1_1120810 [thinks] hmmm, wonder what happens if I press this shiny red buttowaaaaaarrrrgggggghhhh.... [/thinks] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted August 28, 2012 (edited) Another contender for a Darwin Award. Seemingly 'alcohol may have been a factor' ....... Edited August 28, 2012 by Lady Grendel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted June 4, 2015 In January, top fashion hairdresser David Palin died by drowning in a stream. Now it turns out that he did so high on meth, wearing just a rubber vest and pants: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3110684/Top-fashion-hairdresser-dead-stream-breaking-tourist-attraction-wearing-rubber-bondage-gear-high-crystal-meth.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted June 4, 2015 Terrorist posts selfie, gets bombed: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jun/4/air-force-bombs-islamic-state-hq-building-after-te/#.VXBK2Q2SrVU.twitter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted July 6, 2015 Man lights fireworks mortar from the top of his head, and dies: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-dies-after-shooting-firework-from-top-of-his-head-10367677.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted July 6, 2015 Man lights fireworks mortar from the top of his head, and dies: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-dies-after-shooting-firework-from-top-of-his-head-10367677.html http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1637&p=230983 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,534 Posted July 7, 2015 Man lights fireworks mortar from the top of his head, and dies: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-dies-after-shooting-firework-from-top-of-his-head-10367677.html http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1637&p=230983 Kathleen Staples, mother of Devon Staples, wants stricter laws regarding who can buy and use fireworks following her son's death. http://news.yahoo.com/mom-man-died-fireworks-accident-says-rules-too-205543867.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 7, 2015 Man lights fireworks mortar from the top of his head, and dies: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-dies-after-shooting-firework-from-top-of-his-head-10367677.html http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1637&p=230983 Kathleen Staples, mother of Devon Staples, wants stricter laws regarding who can buy and use fireworks following her son's death. http://news.yahoo.com/mom-man-died-fireworks-accident-says-rules-too-205543867.html FFS, he was TWENTY TWO!!!!!!! As terrible as it is her son was a cockwand. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,534 Posted July 7, 2015 Man lights fireworks mortar from the top of his head, and dies: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-dies-after-shooting-firework-from-top-of-his-head-10367677.html http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1637&p=230983 Kathleen Staples, mother of Devon Staples, wants stricter laws regarding who can buy and use fireworks following her son's death. http://news.yahoo.com/mom-man-died-fireworks-accident-says-rules-too-205543867.html FFS, he was TWENTY TWO!!!!!!! As terrible as it is her son was a cockwand. I like the quote at the bottom of the article from Democratic rep, Michel Lajoie "They're going to say, 'Well, you can't regulate stupidity' ... and it's true, you can't. But the fact of the matter is you have to try something," Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,150 Posted July 8, 2015 Man lights fireworks mortar from the top of his head, and dies: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-dies-after-shooting-firework-from-top-of-his-head-10367677.html http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1637&p=230983 Kathleen Staples, mother of Devon Staples, wants stricter laws regarding who can buy and use fireworks following her son's death. http://news.yahoo.com/mom-man-died-fireworks-accident-says-rules-too-205543867.html FFS, he was TWENTY TWO!!!!!!! As terrible as it is her son was a cockwand. I like the quote at the bottom of the article from Democratic rep, Michel Lajoie "They're going to say, 'Well, you can't regulate stupidity' ... and it's true, you can't. But the fact of the matter is you have to try something," Darwin Award material, surely. By the way, isn't there a Darwin thread somewhere? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted July 8, 2015 Man lights fireworks mortar from the top of his head, and dies: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-dies-after-shooting-firework-from-top-of-his-head-10367677.html http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1637&p=230983 Kathleen Staples, mother of Devon Staples, wants stricter laws regarding who can buy and use fireworks following her son's death. http://news.yahoo.com/mom-man-died-fireworks-accident-says-rules-too-205543867.html FFS, he was TWENTY TWO!!!!!!! As terrible as it is her son was a cockwand. I like the quote at the bottom of the article from Democratic rep, Michel Lajoie "They're going to say, 'Well, you can't regulate stupidity' ... and it's true, you can't. But the fact of the matter is you have to try something," Darwin Award material, surely. By the way, isn't there a Darwin thread somewhere? I thought this was it. That's how I made that double post. I didn't look at the "interesting ways to die" thread.because I previously searched for a Darwin award thread and I only got this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulh85 101 Posted July 8, 2015 Man lights fireworks mortar from the top of his head, and dies: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-dies-after-shooting-firework-from-top-of-his-head-10367677.html http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1637&p=230983 Kathleen Staples, mother of Devon Staples, wants stricter laws regarding who can buy and use fireworks following her son's death. http://news.yahoo.com/mom-man-died-fireworks-accident-says-rules-too-205543867.html you cant regulate this kind of stupidity 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
