Hospitalised!

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5 hours ago, ladyfiona said:

Barnabás Varga collided with the goalkeeper and his condition is unknown as he was stretchered off the pitch in Hungary V Scotland tonight. Possible neck injury.

 

BBC News

Fractured cheekbone. Bad, but not as bad as it could be! Apparently otherwise fine.

[ladyfiona 2,246]

14 hours ago, Comped said:

Fractured cheekbone. Bad, but not as bad as it could be! Apparently otherwise fine.

 

VERY lucky it wasn't anything worse.

[arghton 6,262]

On 21/06/2024 at 22:51, arghton said:

Latest social media posts seem to imply Jayapataka has been discharged, and here's an image that is apparently from today:

Doesn't look much different than before, but I'm pretty sure the ascites and pulmonary edema will be back (again) in a few weeks.

Jayapataka had a significant drop in his blood pressure on Sunday and needed emergency medications. He is "somewhat stable, conscious and alert", but will be taken to hospital today as the medical team do not know what is causing this. 

[Lafaucheuse 3,737]

Can someone care to make a sum up of all Swami’s hospitalizations and health problems ? I can’t find everything on here 

[arghton 6,262]

31 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said:

Can someone care to make a sum up of all Swami’s hospitalizations and health problems ? I can’t find everything on here 

I love wasting time, so here's a short, incomplete health history from his past health updates.

 

Spoiler

1989 - Jayapataka is attacked in Madrid with a knife, the attacker attempts to slash his throat and he suffers a major vein injury. From a blood transfusion, he gets Hepatitis C.

ca. 1995: Diagnosed with diabetes

23 Oct 2008: Jayapataka suffers a massive stroke, found unconscious in bed at 3:30am and has fell into coma. Results of a scan indicate he has suffered a brain stem stroke and also has bleeding on two other locations on his brain. He suffers a cardiac arrest, resuscitated and his condition is said to be "extremely critical" on ventilator.

25 Oct 2008: Jayapataka is conscious but not out of danger, his blood platelets are going down but his blood pressure and sugar level are under control.

26 Oct 2008: Jayapataka is diagnosed with chronic liver disease, is improving and comes out of coma.

27 Oct 2008: Jayapataka's blood pressure fluctuates, his platelets decrease further and blood sugar is unstable.

29 Oct 2008: His ventilator is removed, but placed again two hours later.

31 Oct 2008: Jayapataka can't breathe on his own, a tracheostomy is performed and connected to ventilator.

1 Nov 2008, 6pm: He is off ventilator, but still critical in ICU.

1 Nov 2008, 10pm: Jayapataka falls unconscious again

2 Nov 2008: Jayapataka is "very critical" on life support.

3 Nov 2008: "Improving", but only 5% conscious.

5 Nov 2008: Critical but stable.

6 Nov 2008: Bleeding has stopped, but Jayapataka's brain stem clot is inoperable and "needs to dissolve on its own". Not expected to survive.

~11 Nov 2008: Jayapataka is weaned off ventilator.

13 Nov 2008: Back on ventilator.

16 Nov 2008: Off ventilator for a few hours, back on ventilator as he was breathless and tired.

21-22 Nov 2008: Taken off ventilator, able to talk with speech valve, then back on ventilator, and again off ventilator. Improving for the next week.

5 Dec 2008: Jayapataka has slight fever, low white cell count.

6 Dec 2008: Out of "intensive critical care unit", to ICU.

12-13 Dec 2008: Out of ICU, tracheotomy tube removed.

~20 Jan 2009: Discharged

29 Jul 2010: Hospitalised with recurring severe UTI.

Feb 2011: Suffers "unforeseen health issue", cancels speeches.

Recurring leg infection in 2011 and 2012.

May 2013: Fever and "stomach ailment"

Jul 2014: Pneumonia and viral bronchitis.

6 Oct 2014: Hospitalised with fluid retention (oedema, ascites) due to failing liver. Diagnosed with gastric varices and has litres of fluid drained from his body.

17 Oct 2014: Discharged.

Dec 2014: Undergoes two endoscopic procedures.

10 May 2015: Hospitalised in ICU with liver failure and "multi resistant pneumonia".

12 May 2015: Gravely ill, suffers carbon dioxide and ammonia buildup, intubated an critical.

24 May 2015: Greatly improving

26 May 2015: Out of ICU.

28 May 2015: In critical condition on ventilator.

6 Jun 2015: Off ventilator.

23 Jun 2015: Discharged.

23 Dec 2015: Hospitalised in Perth with breathing complications.

14 Feb 2016: Suffers mild fever.

15 Feb 2016: Hospitalised with pulmonary ailment, severely ill

17 Feb 2016: On ventilator

2 Mar 2016: Out of ICU.

13 Sep 2016: Hospitalised with ascites, oedema, liver and kidney failure.

~25 Sep 2016: Discharged.

Oct 2017: Health condition "uncertain", treated at home.

Nov 2017: Hospitalised for checkups.

13 Dec 2017: Hospitalised for checkups, suffers "kidney complication" that prolongs his hospitalisation by some days.

Jan 2018: "In and out of hospital for the last few weeks"

8 Feb 2018: Undergoes angiogram.

13 Mar 2018: Undergoes local procedures, removal of excess fluid.

15 Mar 2018: Discharged

Apr 2018: Hospitalised in ICU and on ventilator, high blood carbon dioxide levels.

25 Apr 2018: Out of ICU (in 24/7 care since in hospital or home)

10 Aug 2018: Hospitalised, developes infection, but improving.

15 Aug 2018: Undergoes liver and kidney transplants.

16 Aug 2018: Extubated.

18 Aug 2018: Re-intubated due to trouble breathing, high CO2 levels and unstable heart rate. Undergoes tracheotomy for the third time in his life. Kidneys not functioning optimally.

20 Aug 2018: Has gram-positive bacteria, but greatly improving and able to communicate.

21 Aug 2018: Suffers from swollen arms.

23 Aug 2018: Off ventilator, then back on ventilator again.

27 Aug 2018: Off ventilator, on CPAP, on ventilator again.

31 Aug 2018: Taken to another hospital, back in ICU and ventilator there.

2 Sep 2018: Tracheotomy tube changed. On ventilator, BiPAP/CPAP, ventilator, etc

6 Sep 2018: Developes breathing problem, again on ventilator but improving.

10 Sep 2018: Tubes removed.

12 Sep 2018: Deteriorating, undergoes dialysis. Kidneys not functioning well due to "cadaver's disease"

13 Sep 2018: Pulmonary oedema

14 Sep 2018: Aspirates, back on ventilator and tracheotomy apparently back.

17 Sep 2018: Improving, on tracheal mask.

18 Sep 2018: On ventilator, off ventilator, on ventilator

20 Sep 2018: Suffers from bleeding ulcer.

25 Sep 2018: Improving, but diagnosed with enlargened blood vessels.

27 Sep 2018: Deteriorating, improving, on and off ventilator

29 Sep 2018: Tracheotomy removed, improving, off ventilator and on BiPAP.

1 Oct 2018: Discharged to "home ICU".

Nov 2018: Hospitalised for checkups.

22 Jul 2019: Diagnosed with basal cell carcinoma.

24 Jul 2019: Undergoes surgery to remove the carcinoma, discharged. Suffers swollen face as complication.

31 Jul 2020: Hospitalised with infections and unstable BP.

1 Jan 2021: Tests positive for covid.

15 Jan 2021: Suffering from fungal infection and leg swelling.

29 Jan 2021: No longer covid-positive, leg swelling greatly improving.

21 Mar 2021: Fever and painful cellulitis.

12 Jan 2022: Tests positive for covid again.

15-16 Jan 2022: Hospitalised with covid, abdominal hematoma and other ailments. Undergoes surgery, intubated in ICU and in very critical condition.

18 Jan 2022: Undergoes removal of 2-litre blood clot. Critical condition, on arterial lines. Undergoing blood transfusions.

22 Jan 2022: Suffering from pleural effusion, but improving.

27 Jan 2022: Discharged.

3 Feb 2022: Hospitalised for removal of abdominal fluid, discharged the same day.

Jun 2022: Eye surgery.

 

That's around all until 2023.

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1 hour ago, arghton said:

I love wasting time, so here's a short, incomplete health history from his past health updates.

 

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1989 - Jayapataka is attacked in Madrid with a knife, the attacker attempts to slash his throat and he suffers a major vein injury. From a blood transfusion, he gets Hepatitis C.

ca. 1995: Diagnosed with diabetes

23 Oct 2008: Jayapataka suffers a massive stroke, found unconscious in bed at 3:30am and has fell into coma. Results of a scan indicate he has suffered a brain stem stroke and also has bleeding on two other locations on his brain. He suffers a cardiac arrest, resuscitated and his condition is said to be "extremely critical" on ventilator.

25 Oct 2008: Jayapataka is conscious but not out of danger, his blood platelets are going down but his blood pressure and sugar level are under control.

26 Oct 2008: Jayapataka is diagnosed with chronic liver disease, is improving and comes out of coma.

27 Oct 2008: Jayapataka's blood pressure fluctuates, his platelets decrease further and blood sugar is unstable.

29 Oct 2008: His ventilator is removed, but placed again two hours later.

31 Oct 2008: Jayapataka can't breathe on his own, a tracheostomy is performed and connected to ventilator.

1 Nov 2008, 6pm: He is off ventilator, but still critical in ICU.

1 Nov 2008, 10pm: Jayapataka falls unconscious again

2 Nov 2008: Jayapataka is "very critical" on life support.

3 Nov 2008: "Improving", but only 5% conscious.

5 Nov 2008: Critical but stable.

6 Nov 2008: Bleeding has stopped, but Jayapataka's brain stem clot is inoperable and "needs to dissolve on its own". Not expected to survive.

~11 Nov 2008: Jayapataka is weaned off ventilator.

13 Nov 2008: Back on ventilator.

16 Nov 2008: Off ventilator for a few hours, back on ventilator as he was breathless and tired.

21-22 Nov 2008: Taken off ventilator, able to talk with speech valve, then back on ventilator, and again off ventilator. Improving for the next week.

5 Dec 2008: Jayapataka has slight fever, low white cell count.

6 Dec 2008: Out of "intensive critical care unit", to ICU.

12-13 Dec 2008: Out of ICU, tracheotomy tube removed.

~20 Jan 2009: Discharged

29 Jul 2010: Hospitalised with recurring severe UTI.

Feb 2011: Suffers "unforeseen health issue", cancels speeches.

Recurring leg infection in 2011 and 2012.

May 2013: Fever and "stomach ailment"

Jul 2014: Pneumonia and viral bronchitis.

6 Oct 2014: Hospitalised with fluid retention (oedema, ascites) due to failing liver. Diagnosed with gastric varices and has litres of fluid drained from his body.

17 Oct 2014: Discharged.

Dec 2014: Undergoes two endoscopic procedures.

10 May 2015: Hospitalised in ICU with liver failure and "multi resistant pneumonia".

12 May 2015: Gravely ill, suffers carbon dioxide and ammonia buildup, intubated an critical.

24 May 2015: Greatly improving

26 May 2015: Out of ICU.

28 May 2015: In critical condition on ventilator.

6 Jun 2015: Off ventilator.

23 Jun 2015: Discharged.

23 Dec 2015: Hospitalised in Perth with breathing complications.

14 Feb 2016: Suffers mild fever.

15 Feb 2016: Hospitalised with pulmonary ailment, severely ill

17 Feb 2016: On ventilator

2 Mar 2016: Out of ICU.

13 Sep 2016: Hospitalised with ascites, oedema, liver and kidney failure.

~25 Sep 2016: Discharged.

Oct 2017: Health condition "uncertain", treated at home.

Nov 2017: Hospitalised for checkups.

13 Dec 2017: Hospitalised for checkups, suffers "kidney complication" that prolongs his hospitalisation by some days.

Jan 2018: "In and out of hospital for the last few weeks"

8 Feb 2018: Undergoes angiogram.

13 Mar 2018: Undergoes local procedures, removal of excess fluid.

15 Mar 2018: Discharged

Apr 2018: Hospitalised in ICU and on ventilator, high blood carbon dioxide levels.

25 Apr 2018: Out of ICU (in 24/7 care since in hospital or home)

10 Aug 2018: Hospitalised, developes infection, but improving.

15 Aug 2018: Undergoes liver and kidney transplants.

16 Aug 2018: Extubated.

18 Aug 2018: Re-intubated due to trouble breathing, high CO2 levels and unstable heart rate. Undergoes tracheotomy for the third time in his life. Kidneys not functioning optimally.

20 Aug 2018: Has gram-positive bacteria, but greatly improving and able to communicate.

21 Aug 2018: Suffers from swollen arms.

23 Aug 2018: Off ventilator, then back on ventilator again.

27 Aug 2018: Off ventilator, on CPAP, on ventilator again.

31 Aug 2018: Taken to another hospital, back in ICU and ventilator there.

2 Sep 2018: Tracheotomy tube changed. On ventilator, BiPAP/CPAP, ventilator, etc

6 Sep 2018: Developes breathing problem, again on ventilator but improving.

10 Sep 2018: Tubes removed.

12 Sep 2018: Deteriorating, undergoes dialysis. Kidneys not functioning well due to "cadaver's disease"

13 Sep 2018: Pulmonary oedema

14 Sep 2018: Aspirates, back on ventilator and tracheotomy apparently back.

17 Sep 2018: Improving, on tracheal mask.

18 Sep 2018: On ventilator, off ventilator, on ventilator

20 Sep 2018: Suffers from bleeding ulcer.

25 Sep 2018: Improving, but diagnosed with enlargened blood vessels.

27 Sep 2018: Deteriorating, improving, on and off ventilator

29 Sep 2018: Tracheotomy removed, improving, off ventilator and on BiPAP.

1 Oct 2018: Discharged to "home ICU".

Nov 2018: Hospitalised for checkups.

22 Jul 2019: Diagnosed with basal cell carcinoma.

24 Jul 2019: Undergoes surgery to remove the carcinoma, discharged. Suffers swollen face as complication.

31 Jul 2020: Hospitalised with infections and unstable BP.

1 Jan 2021: Tests positive for covid.

15 Jan 2021: Suffering from fungal infection and leg swelling.

29 Jan 2021: No longer covid-positive, leg swelling greatly improving.

21 Mar 2021: Fever and painful cellulitis.

12 Jan 2022: Tests positive for covid again.

15-16 Jan 2022: Hospitalised with covid, abdominal hematoma and other ailments. Undergoes surgery, intubated in ICU and in very critical condition.

18 Jan 2022: Undergoes removal of 2-litre blood clot. Critical condition, on arterial lines. Undergoing blood transfusions.

22 Jan 2022: Suffering from pleural effusion, but improving.

27 Jan 2022: Discharged.

3 Feb 2022: Hospitalised for removal of abdominal fluid, discharged the same day.

Jun 2022: Eye surgery.

 

That's around all until 2023.

i think hes the most immortal immortal ive ever seen.

[Lafaucheuse 3,737]

46 minutes ago, jimbean1121 said:

i think hes the most immortal immortal ive ever seen.

That’s unbelievable… how does his body still function ?? Him and Palmu are top immortals

[Fergie86 360]

1 hour ago, jimbean1121 said:

i think hes the most immortal immortal ive ever seen.

He even gives Zsa Zsa Gabor a run for her money, imagine if by some miracle he lives another 23 years to be 99 like Zsa Zsa did what would his medical sheet look like by then

[jimbean1121 102]

10 minutes ago, Fergie86 said:

He even gives Zsa Zsa Gabor a run for her money, imagine if by some miracle he lives another 23 years to be 99 like Zsa Zsa did what would his medical sheet look like by then

im not giving him another 23 hours let alone 23 years

[Fergie86 360]

2 minutes ago, jimbean1121 said:

im not giving him another 23 hours let alone 23 years

We use to say that about Zsa Zsa and she just went on and on. 

[jimbean1121 102]

1 minute ago, Fergie86 said:

We use to say that about Zsa Zsa and she just went on and on. 

right but im confident that jaya is in way worse condition at 75 than zsa zsa was at 80

[Fergie86 360]

31 minutes ago, jimbean1121 said:

right but im confident that jaya is in way worse condition at 75 than zsa zsa was at 80

To be honest I can’t see him lasting much longer, probably be dead by this time next week 

[ladyfiona 2,246]

2 hours ago, Fergie86 said:

To be honest I can’t see him lasting much longer, probably be dead by this time next week 

 

I just need him to be alive for 1st July, lol.

[drol 10,540]

Argentine TV presenter Silvio Soldán (wiki), still very active despite being 89, hospitalised after heart attack or stroke, but "in great health".

 

Arkansas senator Joyce Elliott (wiki) hospitalised after stroke and underwent surgery, but is not in danger.