maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Grim Up North said: This is best defence ever though! ‘The ex-England star, who denies sexual assault by touching, told passengers he had "kissed a fat lass" to give her a "confidence boost", jurors were told.’ If he wins then it's open season with fat lasses If he loses it's open season for #metoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,234 Posted October 14, 2019 He should be jailed just for calling her a fat lass. Patronising turd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,648 Posted October 14, 2019 15 minutes ago, Toast said: He should be jailed just for calling her a fat lass. Patronising turd. Considering how he looks in that photo he would probably call Keira Knightly a fat lass 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted October 15, 2019 22 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: He's wasting away by the looks of this - it's trial on - form studying opportunities aplenty for all of us Is the attractive young woman beside him his girlfriend?If so there's hope for us all ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said: Is the attractive young woman beside him his girlfriend?If so there's hope for us all ! Well, either that or some bird he gave a smacker on the lips to so her self-esteem would improve! In other news, reading the report of the trial in The Sun he was drunk on the train, surrounded by cans and food wrappers and not making that much sense. All told any defence in which he claims he knew what he was doing is unlikely to withstand the eye witness evidence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted October 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said: Is the attractive young woman beside him his girlfriend?If so there's hope for us all ! Not an expert, but I think thats Bianca Gascoigne. His glamour model daughter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,234 Posted October 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Wee Jum said: Not an expert, but I think thats Bianca Gascoigne. His glamour model daughter Step-daughter. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Wee Jum said: Not an expert, but I think thats Bianca Gascoigne. His glamour model daughter Oh aye, and there were guaranteed photographers - mebbe she bought him the cans and put him on the train Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted October 15, 2019 I doubt if that his her. They don't get on for starters and that young lady is not exactly wearing the full monty in terms of make up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted October 15, 2019 1 hour ago, CoffinLodger said: Is the attractive young woman beside him his girlfriend?If so there's hope for us all ! Fucking hell! Saying things like that nowdays is one step away from rape. They are not sex objects or summat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 15, 2019 Broke down in tears in court Ah, memories of 1990 all over again: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50056416 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arsewipe 202 Posted October 15, 2019 It's amazing the number of times hes been in court and convicted of stuff but has never served any time inside. Might change if he gets done for this like, you can only give someone so many last chances... As to his health, he's average height yet looks like he weighs about 8 stone. Back on next year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Arsewipe said: It's amazing the number of times hes been in court and convicted of stuff but has never served any time inside. Might change if he gets done for this like, you can only give someone so many last chances... As to his health, he's average height yet looks like he weighs about 8 stone. Back on next year? I was thinking the same - the point about Gazza is the number of ways he endangers himself. Pissed on a train is always a bit dodgy, he could be one of the few celebs who goes by way of a random transport accident with intoxication a major factor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arsewipe 202 Posted October 15, 2019 1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said: I was thinking the same - the point about Gazza is the number of ways he endangers himself. Pissed on a train is always a bit dodgy, he could be one of the few celebs who goes by way of a random transport accident with intoxication a major factor. I'm amazed he got to 50 tbh. No way he will see 60 surely? Most hardcore alcoholics usually go in their 50s. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted October 15, 2019 8 hours ago, Toast said: Step-daughter. Never knew that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted October 16, 2019 On 15/10/2019 at 20:15, Arsewipe said: I'm amazed he got to 50 tbh. No way he will see 60 surely? Most hardcore alcoholics usually go in their 50s. Shane macgowan is somehow 61. But I do think Gazza will go well before 60. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 17, 2019 10 hours ago, the_engineer said: Shane macgowan is somehow 61. But I do think Gazza will go well before 60. Aye, like I said before Gazza has a habit of appearing randomly on public transport, in bars and the like, getting slaughtered and making himself totally vulnerable. Macgowan as I understand it is more a creature of habit, same bars, same incredibly loyal mates and a few blags of backstage passes now and again. He may well see Gazza out on current performance and I know which one I'd pick as a 2020 dead pool contender (unless Gazza starts the year in jail, obviously) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 377 Posted October 17, 2019 Found Not Guilty, don’t know how as he was obviously guilty as sin, still at least he can go on a piss up to celebrate so could still be a win for the death list in the long run 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted October 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, Fergie86 said: Found Not Guilty, don’t know how as he was obviously guilty as sin, still at least he can go on a piss up to celebrate so could still be a win for the death list in the long run He's been cleared of sexual assault but is still facing a lesser charge of non sexual assault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said: He's been cleared of sexual assault but is still facing a lesser charge of non sexual assault. Yeah, for which he'll be sentenced to Listerine! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 377 Posted October 17, 2019 50 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said: He's been cleared of sexual assault but is still facing a lesser charge of non sexual assault. Must admit didn’t hear that part, surely he will be found Guilty of that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,771 Posted October 17, 2019 Cleared of all charges Also the woman with him not Bianca but Katie Davies his personal manager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 377 Posted October 17, 2019 15 minutes ago, Grim Up North said: Cleared of all charges Also the woman with him not Bianca but Katie Davies his personal manager. Really is one law for one and another for the rich and famous like Gazza so obvious he got a top notch lawyer who most people couldn’t afford and he got off. It really sends out the wrong message that you can get away with assault if your drunk and call the Woman ‘fat and Ugly’ no wonder so many women don’t report assaults when they see something like this. Gazza is mentally ill and probably doesn’t fully understand what he has done but it still doesn’t make it right and he should of had some punishment or some sort of educating that it isn’t acceptable. I have had previous problems with Alcohol but I bet if I did the same as Gazza I would be in a cell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,771 Posted October 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, Fergie86 said: Really is one law for one and another for the rich and famous like Gazza so obvious he got a top notch lawyer who most people couldn’t afford and he got off. It really sends out the wrong message that you can get away with assault if your drunk and call the Woman ‘fat and Ugly’ no wonder so many women don’t report assaults when they see something like this. Gazza is mentally ill and probably doesn’t fully understand what he has done but it still doesn’t make it right and he should of had some punishment or some sort of educating that it isn’t acceptable. I have had previous problems with Alcohol but I bet if I did the same as Gazza I would be in a cell. Actually per his defence (which has been accepted by the jury) he didn't call the woman 'fat and ugly', someone else did - he just slobbered all over her face after someone else called her fat and ugly to try and make her feel better. Other than that I agree with your points - it can't be acceptable to go around kissing fat girls on the premise it will lift their mental state (in fact I'm laughing as I write this it is such a ridiculous idea!). PS *you're drunk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 17, 2019 13 minutes ago, Grim Up North said: Actually per his defence (which has been accepted by the jury) he didn't call the woman 'fat and ugly', someone else did - he just slobbered all over her face after someone else called her fat and ugly to try and make her feel better. Other than that I agree with your points - it can't be acceptable to go around kissing fat girls on the premise it will lift their mental state (in fact I'm laughing as I write this it is such a ridiculous idea!). PS *you're drunk Re the posts above - I think by current celeb standards we should also note Gazza isn't rich (though he's likely able to access more readies than most of us hereabouts). In other words, the court accepted however misguided Gazza's actions they weren't malicious. Gazza means well at the time, right: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
