Vinegar Tits 605 Posted October 3, 2011 Al's still doing his 'I'm innocent and I'm dying' routine. He'll be here all week, at least. But he needs better material. Though this sounds hopeful... I have only four tablets and after this it will finish. It will finish in four days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 4, 2011 I've allready written his christmas card... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eesti 151 Posted December 19, 2011 If he doesn't die this year, will he be added to DL2012? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted December 20, 2011 If he doesn't die this year, will he be added to DL2012? No. I don't think he should ever be on the list again.Waste of time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,589 Posted December 22, 2011 His 'final interview' before he dies, in which he claims he wasn't involved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted December 22, 2011 Saw that interview online. Ungrateful sod...for all the dedication and attention we've shown in bigging up his comings and goings he doesn't even give the Deathlist a passing mention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,589 Posted December 22, 2011 Saw that interview online. Ungrateful sod...for all the dedication and attention we've shown in bigging up his comings and goings he doesn't even give the Deathlist a passing mention. Quite. He's certainly no Ronnie Biggs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted December 22, 2011 Saw that interview online. Ungrateful sod...for all the dedication and attention we've shown in bigging up his comings and goings he doesn't even give the Deathlist a passing mention. Quite. He's certainly no Ronnie Biggs. He'll probably die on December 31st just to spite us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted December 22, 2011 Saw that interview online. Ungrateful sod...for all the dedication and attention we've shown in bigging up his comings and goings he doesn't even give the Deathlist a passing mention. Quite. He's certainly no Ronnie Biggs. He'll probably die on December 31st just to spite us. Lets hope he suffers everyday until he dies 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,086 Posted December 22, 2011 I've had him as joker for the last two years, quite frankly if he's still around on Jan 1st he can go fuck himself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 22, 2011 He has been my joker for the last two years too. He will be on my 2012 DDP, but he won't be my joker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 23, 2011 Yes, he's lost a lot of friends here by not dying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted December 23, 2011 I've had him as joker for the last two years, quite frankly if he's still around on Jan 1st he can go fuck himself To be fair to the man, whilst me might have made a lingering-meal of the actual death I'd say acts of solo sex are probably beyond his mental and physical capabilities at this point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,684 Posted December 24, 2011 He'll marry Zsa Zsa on a Balinese beach on 29th Feb, with Ronnie Biggs as best man, Clive Dunn giving away the bride and Fatboy Slim providing some massive, if somewhat dated, big beat choons. Their first child, Muammar al-Megrahi-Gabor, will be born on Christmas Day. It's obvious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SalmonMousse 25 Posted January 1, 2012 He'll marry Zsa Zsa on a Balinese beach on 29th Feb, with Ronnie Biggs as best man, Clive Dunn giving away the bride and Fatboy Slim providing some massive, if somewhat dated, big beat choons. Their first child, Muammar al-Megrahi-Gabor, will be born on Christmas Day. It's obvious. So I assume Zsa Zsa would have to get a quicky divorce from von ahole first Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gee Posted January 18, 2012 Hurry up ffs! I've drawn you in the sweep. Croakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted January 19, 2012 Jim Swire has met Megrahi for a documentary to be shown on Scottish telebision on thursday january 19 at 7.30pm. Swire who is a doctor says Megrahi is clearly dying and 'does not have long to go'. Swire is convinced that Megrahi is an innocent man though. Take from that what you will... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 905 Posted January 19, 2012 Jim Swire has met Megrahi for a documentary to be shown on Scottish telebision on thursday january 19 at 7.30pm. Swire who is a doctor says Megrahi is clearly dying and 'does not have long to go'. Swire is convinced that Megrahi is an innocent man though. Take from that what you will... That he believes the man to be innocent and that he doesn't have long to live perhaps? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 19, 2012 Jim Swire has met Megrahi for a documentary to be shown on Scottish telebision on thursday january 19 at 7.30pm. Swire who is a doctor says Megrahi is clearly dying and 'does not have long to go'. Swire is convinced that Megrahi is an innocent man though. Take from that what you will... That he believes the man to be innocent and that he doesn't have long to live perhaps? Nah, it's more that he thinks the man doesn't have long to live and he's innocent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildstorm 297 Posted January 20, 2012 A deathbed Farewell to Al Megrahi. The otherwise boring article contains this promising line: "He is a very sick man. He only talks in short sentences with pauses to get his breath back. He is looking death in the face, and he knows it.” Should only be a few more years now, I reckon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted January 20, 2012 "He is a very sick man. He only talks in short sentences with pauses to get his breath back. He is looking death in the face, and he knows it.” They have been saying that for ages Its all an act He is probably fine - CUNT ! (excuse my language). I only hate two people at the moment, and they are both on there last legs Magrahi and Thatcher Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Simesy 0 Posted February 1, 2012 I wish he'd hurry the hell up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seven Seals 16 Posted April 1, 2012 Happy 60th birthday to the Lockerbie scapegoat bomber. He'll probably snuff it tomorrow now that he is worth one less DDP point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted April 2, 2012 Will be around for another couple of years yet I think he illness was greatly exaggerated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest American Sports Fan Posted April 13, 2012 Hospitalized today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
