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The Cund sez: All hark it, I have carked it. Enjoyin' hangin' with my new homies; Sir John Mortimer is a right laugh. Good luck with yer Deathracing.

 

 

New Scoreboard

 

Football Fan - 14

Eejit – 14

Deadsox - 14

Raskolnikov - 12

Banshees Scream - 13

Devon Death Trip - 12

Paul the Postie - 10

Vinegar Tits - 10

The Man in Black - 10

Redmega - 9

Anubis the Jackal - 9

Miser - 9

Windsor - 9

Maryportfuncity - 8

Rotten Ali - 8

The Unknown Man - 8

Octopus of Odstock - 7

Death Watch Beatle - 7

Lard Bazaar - 6

Twelvetrees - 6

Grobler - 6

Cowboy Ronnie - 6

Handrejka - 6

Not a Potato - 5

Heaven Can Wait - 2

CarolAnn - 2

 

Old Scoreboard

 

Raskolnikov - 2143

Eejit – 1788

Deadsox - 1402

Football Fan - 1402

Anubis the Jackal - 1395

Grobler - 1385

Maryportfuncity - 1059

Handrejka - 1047

Octopus of Odstock - 1046

Paul the Postie - 711

Vinegar boobies - 710

Not a Potato - 704

Twelvetrees - 704

Lard Bazaar - 699

Banshees Scream - 684

Devon Death Trip - 684

The Man in Black - 352

Windsor - 352

CarolAnn - 352

Death Watch Beatle - 347

Redmega - 347

 

 

 

And You Will Know us by the Trail of Dead

 

Jan 2nd Maria de Jesus - ej, vt (363 pts)

Jan 3rd Pat Hingle - oo (362)

Jan 4th Lei Clijsters - hn (361)

Jan 6th Lisa McMurray - pp & Joanne Evans – ds*, ej*, mm* (359)

Jan 10th Bill Stone - cc, ej (355)

Jan 11th Bert Hazell, - gs (354)

Jan 13th Sir Dai Llewellyn - aj, bs, cc*, ds, ej, gs, hn*, ke*, lb, li, mm, pp, td, tt*,wt & Patrick McGoohan – ca (352)

Jan 14th Ricardo Montalban – pv (351)

Jan 16th Sir John Mortimer – aj, hn, oo, pv (349)

Jan 18th Tony Hart – aj*, dw, gs, hn, lb, pv, rm, vt (347)

Jan 30th Ingemar Johansson - oo (335)

Feb 2nd Paul Birch – bs, ds, gs, hn, li, mm (332)

Feb 9th Eluana Englaro - li*

Feb 13th Edward Upward – lb

Feb 26th Wendy Richard – bs, cc, ds, dw, ej, hn, li, mi, mm, oo, pp, rm, st*, tt, vt*, wt

Mar 22nd Jade Goody – dw, rm, vt

Apr 19th JG Ballard – hn

Apr 27th Greg Page - st

May 2nd Albert Hamilton Gordon – te

May 8th Ian Cundy – bs, mm, td, wt

May 11th James Kirkup – gs

May 31st Millvina Dean – aj, ke, rm

Jun 16th Peter Arundell oo*

Jun 19th Tomoji Tanabe – cr, ej, pp

Jun 25th Farrah Fawcett – aj, dw, rm

Jul 1st Mollie Sugden – pp, vt

Jul 18th Henry Allingham – cr, ej, pp*

Jul 25th Harry Patch – cr, vt

Jul 31st Sir Bobby Robson – aj, bs, cc, ds, dw, ej, hn, hw, lb, li, mi, mm, pp, rm, st, td, te, tt, vt, wt

Aug 1st Corazon Aquino – bs. td, te

Aug 11th Eunice Kennedy Shriver – lb, mi, wt

Aug 18th Robert Novack – bs, ds, ej, li, mi, mm, td, te

Aug 26th Edward Kennedy – bs, ds, ej, hn, hw, li, mi, mm, pp, rm, st, td, te, tt, wt

Aug 26th Dominic Dunne - bs, ds,mm, st, wt

Aug 29th Abdul Aziz al-Hakim – mi, mm, st

Sept 11th Gertrude Baines – cr*

Sept 15th Patrick Swayze – aj, bs*,cc, ds, dw*,ej, hn, ke, lb, li, mi, mm, oo, pp, pv, rm*, st, td*, te*, tt, vt, wt

Sept 18th Crystal Lee Sutton - ds

Sept 24th Susan Atkins – aj, bs, cc, cr, ds, ej, gs, hn, li, mi*,mm, pv*, td, te, vt, wt

Oct 19th Ludovic Kennedy - ke

Nov 16th Patriach Pavle – bs, ds, cc, ej, li

Dec 1st Linda Uttley – bs, ds, li , mm, td

Dec 15th Roy E. Disney - ca

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Teams

 

Raskolnikov proved himself master of the sprint but as the current standings show, some deft deadpooling amongst the die-hards is making the marathon element of the deathrace a very close contest indeed. A joker or two yet to fall could decide the outcome.

 

Brown Bread (dw) - DWB

C.A.Daber (hw) – Heaven Can Wait

Carkers Convention (cc) MPFC

CarolAnn's Coffin Compadres – (ca)

Deceased Hose (ds) – Deadsox

Eejit (ej)

The End Of The World As We Know It (te) TUM

Grobler’s Stiff Ones (gs)

Heaven Knows They're Miserable Now - (hn) Raskolnikov

The Hole in the Ground Gang (cr) – Cowboy Ronnie

Konstabel Els and his Merry Harbingers (ke) - NAP

Lard Bazaar (lb)

Living End (li) DDT

Madonna’s Hand of Bod - (vt) Vinegar boobies

Master Mind (bs) – Banshees Scream

Meet Your Maker - (mm) Football Fan

Misers (mi)

Octopus of Odstock (oo)

Paul the Postie’s Soon to be Toasties (pp) - Paul

Pooil Vaaish (pv) - Handrejka

Redmega's MegaDead Malingerers (rm)

R.I.P. It Up And Start Again (aj) – ATJ

STAB in-the DARK (st) – Rotten Ali

They're Dead, Y'Know! (td) - TMIB

Wake Up and Smell the Coffin (tt) - Twelvetrees

Windsor the Troll – (wt)

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Masterlist

 

 

Masterlist

 

* = Joker

 

King Bhumibol Adulyadej – cc, rm

Licia Albanese - tt

Vasily Aleksanyan – aj, ke, li, te

Jose Alencar - li

Henry Allingham – cr, ej, pp*

Abu Ayyub Al Masri – li

Abdelbaset al-Megra - bs, cc, cr, hn, mi, st, vt, wt*

Alfonso Antoniozzi – ej, ke

Corazon Aquino – bs. td, te

Peter Arundell oo*

Aarne Arvonen - cr

Sir Edward Ashmore – gs

Susan Atkins – aj, bs, cc, cr, ds, ej, gs, hn, li, mi*,mm, pv*, td, te, vt, wt

Richard Attenborough – aj, hw, td

Abdul Aziz al-Hakim – mi, mm, st

Sultan bin Abdul Aziz al Saud - ds

Milton Babbitt – tt

Gertrude Baines – cr*

Seve Balesteros – ds, dw, hw, mi, rm

JG Ballard – hn

Felix Baumgartner - ke

Ronnie Biggs – aj, ds, dw, hw, lb, pp, rm, st, wt

Paul Birch – bs, ds, gs, hn, li, mm

George Blake – pv

Stefano Borgonovo – td

Inge Borkh - tt

Ian Brady – pp, wt

Walter Breuning - cr

Peter Broadbent – gs

Montserrat Caballe - ca*

Alan Callan – gs

Mary Carlisle - te

Robert Carr – gs

John le Carre – ca, pp

Ernesto Fonseca Carrillo – ke

Lisa Della Casa - tt

Fidel Castro – aj, dw, ej, mi, mm, pv, st, te

Richard Cheney – ca

Kama Chinen - cr

Lei Clijsters – hn

Sean Connery - hw

David Crosby – lb,

Hugues Cuenod – ke

Ian Cundy – bs, mm, td, wt

Merce Cunningham - tt

John Cushley – gs

Dick Dale – td

Evelyn Dall - oo

Liz Dawn – hw, vt

Millvina Dean – aj, ke, rm

Leila Denmark – ke

Roy E. Disney - ca

Kirk Douglas – dw, hw, lb, pv, vt

Dominick Dunne – bs, ds,mm, st, wt

Patricia C Dunn – cc, li, mm

Umberto Eco – ca

Clarissa Eden - aj

Eluana Englaro - li*

Trudi Endersby –cc

Joanne Evans – ds*, ej*, mm*

Beatrice Farve – cr

Ahmad Fatfat - oo

Farrah Fawcett – aj, dw, rm

Manuela Fernández-Fojaco - cr

Peter Firmin – gs

Eddie Fisher - st

Christiane Felscherinow - pv

Michael Foot – aj, lb, pv, vt

Betty Ford –cc, ke, lb, rm

Helen Forrester – pv

Anne Francis – mi

Annette Funicello – ke, mi, pv, td, te, vt

Zsa Zsa Gabor – hw, lb, te

James Garner - mi

Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoigne – cc, dw, lb*

Silvio Gazzaniga – td

Jade Goody – dw, rm, vt

Albert Hamilton Gordon – te

Billy Graham – aj, cc, hn, hw, ke, lb, pv, st, te, tt, wt

Shaun Greatbatch - hn

Merle Haggard – rm

Larry Hagman – ke

David Hart – li, td

Tony Hart – aj*, dw, gs, hn, lb, pv, rm, vt

Sir Cosmo Haskard - oo

Takashi Hattori - cr

Vaclav Havel - ca

Stephen Hawking – rm

Ronald"Ronnie" Hawkins - gs

Bert Hazell, - gs

Michael Hebranko – rm

Tippi Hedren - ca

Jerry Herman - rm

Genaro Hernandez – cc, ds, dw

Alex Higgins – li , wt

Pat Hingle - oo

Eric Hobsbawm – hn

Kiyoshi Igarashi - cr

Byron Janis - ca

Wojciech Jaruzelski – oo, pv, te

Maria de Jesus – ej, vt

Steve Jobs – mi, td

Ingemar Johansson - oo

Ken Jones – li

Erland Josephson - oo

Kim Jung-il – mi, wt

Ingvar Kamprad – hn

Miriam Karlin - oo

Edward Kennedy – bs, ds, ej, hn, hw, li, mi, mm, pp, rm, st, td, te, tt, wt

Ludovic Kennedy - ke

Barbara Kent – te

Sir Frank Kermode - pv

George Kimball – li

Jiroemon Kimura - cr

James Kirkup – gs

Jack Klugman - hw

Bobby Knoxall – gs

Oliver Knussen – tt

Helmut Kohl - oo

Paul Kraus – ke

Jerry Lee Lewis – ca

Stephen Lewis - oo

Sir Dai Llewellyn – aj, bs, cc*, ds, ej, gs, hn*, ke*, lb, li, mm, pp, td, tt*,wt

Iain McColl – td, wt

Patrick McGoohan – ca

Lisa McMurray - pp

Patrick Manning - mm

Noel Martin – cc , pp

Lord Roy Mason – aj, hw

Ralph McQuarrie – td

Sheila Mercier – vt

Shih Ming Teh – cc, st

Cliff Mitchelmore – hw

Ruby Mohamed - hw

Eleanor Mondale - mm

Ricardo Montalban – pv

Rita Levi Montalcini,- gs

Patrick Moore – aj, ke, hw, pp, pv, rm

Edwin Morgan – bs, ds, hn, li, oo, wt

Harry Morgan – ca, lb,

Neva Morris - cr

Sir John Mortimer – aj, hn, oo, pv

Brian Mulroney - st

Robert Mugabe – hw, wt

Les Munro – hn

Pervez Musharraf - dw

Bingu wa Mutharika – mi

Denis Norden - dw

Robert Novack – bs, ds, ej, li, mi, mm, td, te

Barack Obama - dw

Maureen O'Hara – ca, pp

Augusto de Oliveira - cr

Basil D'Oliveira – aj, hw, oo

Hiroo Onoda – pv

Greg Page - st

Harry Patch – cr, vt

Patriach Pavle – bs, ds, cc, ej, li

Isabel Peron – te

Kenneth Pitt – td

Thomas Pynchon - ca

Gerry Rafferty – cc

Dan Rather - ca

Marcel Reich-Ranicki – pv

Mary Josephine Ray – cr

Claire Rayner – ke

Corin Redgrave – gs*

John Reed –gs

Carl Reiner - hw

Maggie Renfro – cr

Little Richard - oo

Wendy Richard – bs, cc, ds, dw, ej, hn, li, mi, mm, oo, pp, rm, st*, tt, vt*, wt

Alain Robert – ke

Sir Bobby Robson – aj, bs, cc, ds, dw, ej, hn, hw, lb, li, mi, mm, pp, rm, st, td, te, tt, vt, wt

Keith Salberg - gs

JD Salinger – lb

Ieng Sary - oo

Helmut Schmidt - te

Yitzhak Shamir – bs, ds, dw, mm, vt

Ariel Sharon – bs, ca, dw, lb, pp, pv, st, te, vt

Allen Shellenberger – mi

Chiyo Shiraishi - cr

Eunice Kennedy Shriver – lb, mi, wt

Rev Fred Shuttlesworth - st

Cesare Siepi – tt

King Sihanouk – bs, dw, st, wt

John Simpson - aj

Douglas Slocombe - gs

Cyril Smith – pp, rm

Sir Sigmund Sternberg – gs

Rise Stevens – tt

Bill Stone – cc, ej

Barbara Streisand – te

Gloria Stuart – oo, rm

Zeljko Sturanovic – bs, mi, mm, oo

Mollie Sugden – pp, vt

Samak Sundarajev - ds

Joan Sutherland – ca, pp

Crystal Lee Sutton - ds

Nyanasamvara Suvaddhana - ej

Patrick Swayze – aj, bs*,cc, ds, dw*,ej, hn, ke, lb, li, mi, mm, oo, pp, pv, rm*, st, td*, te*, tt, vt, wt

Eric Sykes – lb, pp

Giuseppe Taddei - tt

Tomoji Tanabe – cr, ej, pp

John Tate – ej

John Tavener - tt

Elizabeth Taylor – pp, te

Margaret Thatcher – ej, hw, lb, rm, st

Blanche Thebom – tt

Jeremy Thorpe – ke

Wayne Thiebaud – tt

Olivia Patricia Thomas - cr

Frank Thornton – vt

Zdravko ‘Chemical’ Tolimir – cc, st

Rip Torn - ca

Desmond Tutu – mm

Albert Uderzo - hn

Doku Umarov - tt

Edward Upward – lb

Linda Uttley – bs, ds, li , mm, td

Gloria Vanderbilt – ca

George Whitman - tt

Gene Wilder - ca

Amy Winehouse – ca, dw, vt

Nicholas Winton - ej

Norman Wisdom – aj, bs, cc, dw, ej, hn, hw*, ke, lb, pp, pv , st, td, vt, wt

Umaru Yar'Adua – mi

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DEATHRACE 2009: THE RULES

 

1 – The object of the Deathrace is to be the first contestant to reach 2009 points.

 

2 – To enter the Deathrace a contestant must have

A: A valid and current DDP team.

B: Status as a member of the Deathlist (i.e. be at least a Pointless Ranter and at most Sad W**ker)

Or…..successfully argue a case to MPFC for entry without the above.

 

3 – Entries are open until midnight on January 7th. A team will be deemed to have entered when they post a full DDP team and the name of the team as displayed on the DDP on the Deathrace thread on the Deathlist.

 

4 – Players score points every time a team member dies and accrues an obit (see point 9). The score for each death amounts to 1 point for every complete calendar day of 2009 remaining after the death of said team member. So, a death on January 1st scores 364 points, a death on January 2nd scores 363 points etc.

 

5 – Jokers score double the normal points in point 4 above.

 

6 – The winner is the first player to reach or exceed 2009 points.

 

7 – In the event that a single death pushes more than one player beyond the victory score the winner will be deemed to be the player with the highest overall score.

 

8 – In the event that a single death pushes more than one player beyond the victory score and a tie remains between the winners, a sudden death play-off will ensue between all potential winners.

 

8a – The sudden death play off involves all possible winners waiting until one player scores another death of a team member. Said player will then be declared the winner. The sudden death play off will continue until a single clear winner emerges.

 

9 - For the purposes of the Deathrace the same rules about eligibility of team members apply as apply in the DDP, which is obvious anyway cos you can only enter DDP teams.

 

10 – ‘Obit’ in the context of the Deathrace means any report from a reliable news source in English. In this context the following are admissable: ‘Newspaper obits, national newspaper reports, local newspaper reports, coverage in trade journals or similar specialist publications. In all cases evidence online from these sources is sufficient to count for an ‘obit’ for scoring purposes. In the event of a debate about a ‘reliable news source’ MPFC’s decision is final. But he is very reasonable and quite likely to award points to the lowest hanging fruit.

 

11 – To qualify for points all team members must be alive on January 1st 2009.

 

12 – Any death between January 1st and January 7th of a team member entered in the Deathrace will count for point-scoring purposes.

 

13 – If any team is found to have used Deathlist editing options to subtly change the line up of their squad instant disqualification without appeal will follow and MPFC will not be held responsible for any abuse heaped upon said cheat by other posters.

 

14 – The winner will receive a prize as follows:

A: Should the winner attend the next Dlcon MPFC will personally offer a single measure of an alcoholic drink of choice (beer/wine or spirit) along with much back patting and hearty congratulations.

B: If A is not possible MPFC will offer an item from his extensive collection of duplicate Carlisle United merchandise kindly donated by relatives who forget he already owns said books, scarves or pork pie hat.

C: If option B proves unattractive MPFC may be suggestible, via PMs, to offer summat more suitable.

 

 

Other General Stuff

 

The masterlist will be updated at least every ten days and a scoreboard will appear until such time as a winner is declared.

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Sounds like fun.

 

Redmega's MegaDead Malingerers:

1: Wendy Richards

2: Millvina Dean

3: Seve Balesteros

4: Patrick Swayze (JOKER)

5: Betty Ford

6: Ted Kennedy

7: Sir Bobby Robson

8: Jerry Herman

9: Merle Haggard

10: Tony Hart

11: Michael Hebranko

12: Cyril Smith

13: Patrick Moore

14: Ronnie Biggs

15: Margaret Thatcher

16: Stephen Hawking

17: Jade Goody

18: Gloria Stuart

19: Bhumibol Adulyadej

20: Farrah Fawcett

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Great stuff Lardy, once the rules are up you'll see that I need your 20 names and also THE NAME OF YOUR TEAM AS LISTED ON THE DDP.

 

So, remind of the latter, please.

 

Oh, beg pardon old chap - my team name as listed on DDP is......Lard Bazaar.

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Sounds far too bloody complicated to me...but I'm in !

Groblers stiff ones

John Reed,

Corin Redgrave(joker)

Rita Levi Montalcini,

Sir Edward Ashmore,

Sir Sigmund Sternberg,

Peter Broadbent,

Bert Hazell,

Ronald"Ronnie" Hawkins,

Alan Callan,

James Kirkup,

Dai LLewellyn,

Tony Hart,

Peter Firmin,

Susan Atkins,

Paul Birch,

Bobby Knoxall,

John Cushley

Robert Carr,

Keith Salberg,

Douglas Slocombe

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Okay...why not.

 

Team Name= Misers

 

Eunice Kennedy Shrive

Wendy Richards

Fidel Castro

Umaru Yar'Adua

James Garner

Susan Atkins (joker)

Anne Francis

Abdul Aziz al-Hakim

Robert Novak

Abdel Basset Ali al-Megrahi

Ted Kennedy

Patrick Swayze

Bobby Robson

Steve Jobs

Bingu wa Mutharika

Seve Ballesteros

Kim Jung-il

Zeljko Sturanovi

Annette Funicello

Allen Shellenberger

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Complicated!

 

Dead easy really.

 

Incidentally, Eejit indicated his enthusiasm but hasn't yet posted his team. I've taken the liberty of adding it with Thatcher and without Bevel. Of those already entered he has the lead since the crumbly Maria de Jesus has just netted him 363 points.

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This sounds interesting.

 

Team name=The End Of The World As We Know It

 

Vasily Aleksanyan

Edward Kennedy

Corazon Aquino

Patrick Swayze (Joker)

Fidel Castro

Robert Novak

Ariel Sharon

Barbara Kent

Isabel Peron

Helmut Schmidt

Elizabeth Taylor

Billy Graham

Mary Carlisle (Actress born 1912)

Annette Funnicello

Albert Hamilton Gordon

Susan Atkins

Bobby Robson

Wojciech Jaruzelski

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Barbara Streisand

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I'm in.

 

The Living End

 

Ken Jones

Patricia C Dunn

Eluana Englaro *Joker*

Edwin Morgan

Sir Bobby Robson

Linda Uttley

Alex Higgins

Patriarch Pavle of Serbia

Paul Birch

Patrick Swayze

Vasily Aleksanyan

George Kimball

Wendy Richard

David Hart

Sir Dai Llewellyn

Robert Novak

Suzan Atkins

Abu Ayyub Al Masri

Jose Alencar

Edward Kennedy

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Are we allowed to enter our DDP teams even if one of them has just died? Or am I going to have to choose a replacement for Maria de Jesus?

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Vinegar tits, note rules 11 and 12:

 

 

 

11 – To qualify for points all team members must be alive on January 1st 2009.

 

12 – Any death between January 1st and January 15th of a team member entered in the Deathrace will count for point-scoring purposes.

 

 

You'll be more than a sixth of the way to a winning score if you enter. Joint top with Eejit.

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How do you plan to represent the scores as they happen? Just wondered, like. You could end up with mucky millions of quite a few teams on here on page after page.

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Rightio. MADONNA'S HAND OF BOD

 

Michael Foot | Wendy Richard | Jade Goody | Mollie Sugden | Annette Funicello | Amy Winehouse | Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi | Harry Patch | Maria De Jesus | Tony Hart | Sheila Mercier | Yitzhak Shamir | Kirk Douglas | Sir Norman Wisdom | Ariel Sharon | Frank Thornton | Liz Dawn | Susan Atkins | Sir Bobby Robson | Patrick Swayze

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Oh go on then.

 

Team is Pooil Vaaish

1 Susan Atkins

2 George Blake

3 Fidel Castro

4 Kirk Douglas

5 Christiane Felscherinow

6 Michael Foot

7 Helen Forrester

8 Annette Funicello

9 Rev Billy Graham

10 Tony Hart

11 Wojciech Witold Jaruzelski

12 Sir Frank Kermode

13 Ricardo Montalban

14 Patrick Moore

15 Sir John Mortimer

16 Hiroo Onoda

17 Marcel Reich-Ranicki

18 Ariel Sharon

19 Patrick Swayze

20 Sir Norman Wisdom

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Count me in. Sounds like fun...

 

They're Dead, Y'Know!

 

Corazon Aquino

Susan Atkins

Richard Attenborough

Stefano Borgonovo

Rev Ian Cundy

Dick Dale

Annette Funicello

Silvio Gazzaniga

David Hart

Steve Jobs

Edward Kennedy

Dai Llewellyn

Iain McColl

Ralph McQuarrie

Robert Novak

Kenneth Pitt

Sir Bobby Robson

Patrick Swayze (Joker)

Linda Uttley

Sir Norman Wisdom

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I'm in as well

 

Team: Meet Your Maker

  • Joanne Evans (Joker)
  • Patrick Swayze
  • Wendy Richard
  • Eleanor Mondale
  • Patrick Manning
  • Paul Birch
  • Sir Dai Llewellyn
  • Rev Ian Cundy
  • Zeljko Sturanovic
  • Sir Bobby Robson
  • Archbishop Desmond Tutu
  • Fidel Castro
  • Sayyed Abdul Aziz al-Hakim
  • Yitzhak Shamir
  • Patricia Dunn
  • Dominick Dunne
  • Susan Atkins
  • Robert Novak
  • Linda Uttley
  • Senator Edward Kennedy

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Windsor the Troll

 

1. Ted Kennedy

2. Eunice Kennedy Shriver

3. Wendy Richards

4. Bobby Robson

5. Dominick Dunne

6. Abdel Basset Ali al-Megrahi [Joker]

7. Alex Higgins

8. Sir Dai Llewellyn

9. Susan Atkins

10. Patrick Swayze

11. Ian Brady

12. Ian Cundy

13. Norman Wisdom

14. Kim Jong-il

15. Edwin Morgan

16. Ronnie Biggs

17. Rev. Billy Graham

18. King Sihanouk

19. Iain McColl

20. Robert Mugabe

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None of these people will die. Guaranteed.

 

CarolAnn's Coffin Compadres

Maureen O'Hara

Harry Morgan

Amy Winehouse

Gloria Vanderbilt

Joan Sutherland

Ariel Sharon

Patrick McGoohan

Byron Janis

Roy E. Disney

Tippi Hedren

Rip Torn

Dan Rather

John le Carre

Umberto Eco

Montserrat Caballe *joker*

Gene Wilder

Jerry Lee Lewis

Vaclav Havel

Thomas Pynchon

Richard Cheney

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How do you plan to represent the scores as they happen? Just wondered, like. You could end up with mucky millions of quite a few teams on here on page after page.

 

 

I'll rip down the rules as the first post, replace it with a scoreboard at the top and team list, followed by the masterlist. And repost the rules further down the thread on January 16th. So if you want to check on progress, just go to the first post on the first page and read the first thing on it.

 

Simple really!

 

I'm guessing we'll have a winner by Easter or thereabouts, that's banking on the likes of Atkins and Llewellyn paying out with 600+ points per joker.

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Great...another competition I can lose!

Team name Wake Up and Smell the Coffin, in alphabetical order (oh yes)

 

Licia Albanese

Milton Babbitt

Inge Borkh

Merce Cunningham

Lisa Della Casa

Billy Graham

Ted Kennedy

Oliver Knussen

Dai Llewellyn (joker)

Wendy Richard

Bobby Robson

Cesare Siepi

Rise Stevens

Patrick Swayze

Giuseppe Taddei

John Tavener

Blanche Thebom

Wayne Thiebaud

Doku Umarov

George Whitman

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I never see a reason to rush anything but I'm also in.

 

Master Mind

Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi

Corazon Aquino

Susan Atkins

Paul Birch

Right Rev Ian Cundy

Dominick Dunne

Senator Edward Kennedy

Dai Llewellyn

Edwin Morgan

Robert Novak

Patriarch Pavle

Wendy Richard

Sir Bobby Robson

King Sihanouk

Yitzhak Shamir

Ariel Sharon

Zeljko Sturanovic

Patrick Swayze (Joker)

Linda Uttley

Sir Norman Wisdom

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I'm game (please don't shoot me).

 

Deceased Hose

 

  • Sultan bin Abdul Aziz al Saud
  • Susan Atkins
  • Seve Ballesteros
  • Ronnie Biggs
  • Paul Birch
  • Joanne Evans
  • Genaro Hernandez
  • Ted Kennedy
  • Sir Dai Llewellyn
  • Edwin Morgan
  • Robert Novak
  • Nuala O'Faolain
  • Wendy Richard
  • Sir Bobby Robson
  • Samak Sundarajev
  • Patrick Swayze
  • Linda Uttley
  • Patriarch Pavle
  • Yitzhak Shamir
  • Crystal Lee Sutton

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Great...another competition I can lose!

Team name Wake Up and Smell the Coffin, in alphabetical order (oh yes)

 

So thats what your team name is....

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I'm game (please don't shoot me).

 

Deceased Hose

 

  • Sultan bin Abdul Aziz al Saud
  • Susan Atkins
  • Seve Ballesteros
  • Ronnie Biggs
  • Paul Birch
  • Joanne Evans
  • Genaro Hernandez
  • Ted Kennedy
  • Sir Dai Llewellyn
  • Edwin Morgan
  • Robert Novak
  • Nuala O'Faolain
  • Wendy Richard
  • Sir Bobby Robson
  • Samak Sundarajev
  • Patrick Swayze
  • Linda Uttley
  • Patriarch Pavle
  • Yitzhak Shamir
  • Crystal Lee Sutton

 

 

Got some bad news Deadsox...

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