Monoclinic 39 Posted March 4, 2009 Still selling dibs on 20th, 26th, 28th, 29th, 30th March, 5th, 6th, 8th, 9th, 11th, 13th-19th, 21st, 22nd, 25th April, and 27th April onwards with various exceptions. There might even be some Jane Goodie paraphernalia in it for you. Updated and reposted by request Date of Conception Terminator?! March 3rd heaven can wait March 4th Deathcorner March 6th The Miser March 8th IKYWN March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am) March 10th Death Impends March 11th Lord Fellatio Nelson March 12th 59:23 Sean Better Days March 13th Toast March 14th Boleyn March 15th Dia de los Muertos March 16th Windsor March 17th Ulitzer95 March 18th faustus March 19th Handrejka March 20th BCAlum2000 March 21st Twelvetrees March 22nd Vinegar Tits WINNER March 23rd DevonDeathTrip March 24th Maryportfuncity March 25th Six March 26th doggie101171 March 27th Lady Grendel March 28th Raskolnikov March 29th Bella Italia March 31st Youth in Asia April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali April 2nd Monoclinic April 3rd banshee's creamed April 4th To die for April 7th Banshees Scream April 10th Sid James (outside bet on resurrection - would that be preceeded by a crucifixtion in the press?) April 12th themaninblack April 20th heaven can wait II April 23rd Razor Boy April 24th Lard Bazaar April 26th honez May 4th gerryatric May 7th Nell Gwyn June 3rd Phantom July 6th Michael S Collins December 21st grobler January 1st 2010 Anubis the Jackal Miraculous Recovery Gunjaman5000 Not soon enough, Christmas number one and open London Olympics Death Watch Beatle Forever or March 7th 2057 Dave to the Grave And yes kudos CR for that song, some of our resident poets could learn a thing or two! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted March 4, 2009 Can I (pretty) please have another date? My original one was a case of 'wishful thinking'. If I can, can I have 21st April? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,550 Posted March 4, 2009 I'll have a stab at June 3rd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raskolnikov 0 Posted March 4, 2009 I'll take March 28th. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,224 Posted March 4, 2009 I'll have a stab at June 3rd Have a stab? Phantom, does that mean that, if she is still alive by the 3rd, you will fly over and "Do her?" Anything to win, eh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 4, 2009 Can I (pretty) please have another date? My original one was a case of 'wishful thinking'. If I can, can I have 21st April? DL members, what d'ya think? I'd say yes, primarily because even if we said no he can add it in an edit ;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,224 Posted March 4, 2009 Can I (pretty) please have another date? My original one was a case of 'wishful thinking'. If I can, can I have 21st April? DL members, what d'ya think? I'd say yes, primarily because even if we said no he can add it in an edit ;-) Yes. But only after he has begged . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted March 4, 2009 Can I (pretty) please have another date? My original one was a case of 'wishful thinking'. If I can, can I have 21st April? DL members, what d'ya think? I'd say yes, primarily because even if we said no he can add it in an edit ;-) Yes. But only after he has begged . I'm begging, I'm begging Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted March 4, 2009 Can I (pretty) please have another date? My original one was a case of 'wishful thinking'. If I can, can I have 21st April? Just realised my 5th anniversary of being a DL member is on the 20th April, so can I have that date instead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demented Glaswegian 1 Posted March 4, 2009 July 6th. It's my birthday, so its the first date to come to mind that hadn't be gotten at already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted March 4, 2009 Can I (pretty) please have another date? My original one was a case of 'wishful thinking'. If I can, can I have 21st April? DL members, what d'ya think? I'd say yes, primarily because even if we said no he can add it in an edit ;-) Yes. But only after he has begged . I'm begging, I'm begging Where's you self esteem HCW? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted March 4, 2009 I'm sticking with 9th March Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted March 4, 2009 Can I (pretty) please have another date? My original one was a case of 'wishful thinking'. If I can, can I have 21st April? DL members, what d'ya think? I'd say yes, primarily because even if we said no he can add it in an edit ;-) Yes. But only after he has begged . I'm begging, I'm begging Where's you self esteem HCW? DWB My fingers were crossed behind my back when I begged. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted March 4, 2009 Pathetic, depressing thread. I thought the DL was better than this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted March 4, 2009 Pathetic, depressing thread. I thought the DL was better than this. It can be better than this but - like football - the cynical fouls and screaming goals from 30 yards out add up to make it what it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 4, 2009 Pathetic, depressing thread. I thought the DL was better than this. In what way? Ah yes, the noble art of death prediction. In ye olde days, we would pick out 50 noted squires and punt for their impending doom. It was a gentlemen's game then... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 5, 2009 Pathetic, depressing thread. I thought the DL was better than this. I thought DL was better than this too. Don't we have anyone with Flash animation skills on DL? They could knock out a Wheel-of-fortune style date selector with flashing lights, spinning clicker and sickening host yelling out "Top Dollar!" every once in a while. That's what this thread needs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,232 Posted March 5, 2009 Best I could find. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted March 5, 2009 I could care less about Reality TV and that means I could care even less about this woman. Anyone who compares their private to take-out food deserves terminal cancer. Look, I encourage others to disagree with that statement. The disease has already spread to her vital organs but age is on her side. How about May 2? I'm optimistic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 5, 2009 Can I (pretty) please have another date? My original one was a case of 'wishful thinking'. If I can, can I have 21st April? DL members, what d'ya think? I'd say yes, primarily because even if we said no he can add it in an edit ;-) Go for it. After all, it's just a bit of fun :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 5, 2009 Pathetic, depressing thread. I thought the DL was better than this. It can be better than this but - like football - the cynical fouls and screaming goals from 30 yards out add up to make it what it is. That's the spirit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 5, 2009 Pathetic, depressing thread. I thought the DL was better than this. I thought DL was better than this too. Don't we have anyone with Flash animation skills on DL? They could knock out a Wheel-of-fortune style date selector with flashing lights, spinning clicker and sickening host yelling out "Top Dollar!" every once in a while. That's what this thread needs. I'm so sorry you feel that way TAFKAG and I apologise profusely to yourself and to all the other members who despise this thread, outside the 30 or so who have offered a date of course. However may I remind you we can all do pathetic once in a while, can't we? I should also add that I pathetically post under another name from time to time as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,803 Posted March 5, 2009 Pathetic, depressing thread. I thought the DL was better than this. I thought DL was better than this too. Don't we have anyone with Flash animation skills on DL? They could knock out a Wheel-of-fortune style date selector with flashing lights, spinning clicker and sickening host yelling out "Top Dollar!" every once in a while. That's what this thread needs. I'm so sorry you feel that way TAFKAG and I apologise profusely to yourself and to all the other members who despise this thread, outside the 30 or so who have offered a date of course. However may I remind you we can all do pathetic once in a while, can't we xxxxxxxxxxxx , I mean TAFKAG? <snorts 7-UP down nose and over the keyboard> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted March 5, 2009 Best I could find. It was this one that did it for me! Best LOL for years, thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 5, 2009 Pathetic, depressing thread. I thought the DL was better than this. I thought DL was better than this too. Don't we have anyone with Flash animation skills on DL? They could knock out a Wheel-of-fortune style date selector with flashing lights, spinning clicker and sickening host yelling out "Top Dollar!" every once in a while. That's what this thread needs. I wish DL would have the picture adding function used in the other parts of the forum. I was planning to add a picture summing up the situation.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
