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On holiday and getting pissed. It just seems appropriate.

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On holiday and getting pissed. It just seems appropriate.

Not on holiday and getting pissed.

 

It seems more appropriate.

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Not on holiday and not getting pissed. Infuriated, yes.

 

Hell being a recovering inebriate during a presidential election.

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Not on holiday and not getting pissed. Infuriated, yes.

 

Hell being a recovering inebriate during a presidential election.

I find getting pissed quite difficult, im no drinker and ive never truly liked the taste. Now if only they sold ORIGINAL Tizer that just happened to be alcoholic. ...
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I've just eaten a giant cheese and ham omelette. Needless to say, I will be having a giant shit about 330am.

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I think I've heard of this. Is that what they call a bidet?

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I've just eaten a giant cheese and ham omelette. Needless to say, I will be having a giant shit about 330am.

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I think I've heard of this. Is that what they call a bidet?

 

 

I don't know, but I want one. For my exclusive use, of course :P

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I've just eaten a giant cheese and ham omelette. Needless to say, I will be having a giant shit about 330am.

200.gif

 

 

I think I've heard of this. Is that what they call a bidet?

 

 

I don't know, but I want one. For my exclusive use, of course :P

 

 

I think that you need a liquor license for that.

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Ive just seen Gerry Adams in the hotel pool.

Well it LOOkS like him.

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Ive just seen Gerry Adams in the hotel pool.

Well it LOOkS like him.

Is he looking worth a go for next year?

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Ive just seen Gerry Adams in the hotel pool.

Well it LOOkS like him.

Is he looking worth a go for next year?

 

 

What are his puppies like?

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Ive just seen Gerry Adams in the hotel pool.

Well it LOOkS like him.

Is he looking worth a go for next year?

What are his puppies like?

I dont think he has his kids with him.
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I was browsing through my great-great grandfathers census records the other day and happened across an unusual place of birth for him in one of the returns.

 

I Googled it and found a wonderful article online and emailed the authoress; she replied:

 

He was almost certainly born in this cottage in 1830:

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Here's what it looks like now:
This is your great-great-great grandparents' grave:

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Don't you just love the interwebbywotnot thing?
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OK. I am off on my travels again. This time I am going to Addis Ababa. This will be my first time in Africa. Wish me luck.

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It has been said old queens like to purr. :lol:

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I am here though internet access is intermittent. The receptionist told me that there is free wifi in the hotel but it was off across the whole of the country yesterday.

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If he were alive today, my dad would be celebrating his 100th birthday. :rip:

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If he were alive today, my dad would be celebrating his 100th birthday. :rip:

Just think of the time saved you would have had to spend on the candles as a consolation.

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I've decided I need some new teaspoons. The ones I have are a motley assortment, ranging from neglected silver plate to cheap crappy bendy ones.

There is one decent one. Strong and plain with a sleek design, and a decent size. Is there a brand name on this, I wondered, so I might be able to get some more.

 

I examined it closely, and read .....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Virgin Atlantic

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I've decided I need some new teaspoons. The ones I have are a motley assortment, ranging from neglected silver plate to cheap crappy bendy ones.

There is one decent one. Strong and plain with a sleek design, and a decent size. Is there a brand name on this, I wondered, so I might be able to get some more.

 

I examined it closely, and read .....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Virgin Atlantic

Thief!!!!

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