Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,180 Posted August 1, 2016 On holiday and getting pissed. It just seems appropriate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,160 Posted August 1, 2016 On holiday and getting pissed. It just seems appropriate. Not on holiday and getting pissed. It seems more appropriate. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 925 Posted August 2, 2016 Not on holiday and not getting pissed. Infuriated, yes. Hell being a recovering inebriate during a presidential election. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,180 Posted August 2, 2016 Not on holiday and not getting pissed. Infuriated, yes. Hell being a recovering inebriate during a presidential election. I find getting pissed quite difficult, im no drinker and ive never truly liked the taste. Now if only they sold ORIGINAL Tizer that just happened to be alcoholic. ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 892 Posted August 2, 2016 I've just eaten a giant cheese and ham omelette. Needless to say, I will be having a giant shit about 330am. I think I've heard of this. Is that what they call a bidet? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,347 Posted August 2, 2016 I've just eaten a giant cheese and ham omelette. Needless to say, I will be having a giant shit about 330am. I think I've heard of this. Is that what they call a bidet? I don't know, but I want one. For my exclusive use, of course 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 892 Posted August 2, 2016 I've just eaten a giant cheese and ham omelette. Needless to say, I will be having a giant shit about 330am. I think I've heard of this. Is that what they call a bidet? I don't know, but I want one. For my exclusive use, of course I think that you need a liquor license for that. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,180 Posted August 4, 2016 Ive just seen Gerry Adams in the hotel pool. Well it LOOkS like him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,938 Posted August 4, 2016 Ive just seen Gerry Adams in the hotel pool. Well it LOOkS like him. Is he looking worth a go for next year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,818 Posted August 4, 2016 Ive just seen Gerry Adams in the hotel pool. Well it LOOkS like him. Is he looking worth a go for next year? What are his puppies like? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,180 Posted August 4, 2016 Ive just seen Gerry Adams in the hotel pool. Well it LOOkS like him. Is he looking worth a go for next year? What are his puppies like? I dont think he has his kids with him. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted August 4, 2016 I was browsing through my great-great grandfathers census records the other day and happened across an unusual place of birth for him in one of the returns. I Googled it and found a wonderful article online and emailed the authoress; she replied: He was almost certainly born in this cottage in 1830: Here's what it looks like now: https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.234239,-1.6805313,3a,89.6y,26.11h,89.73t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sw6yH2Hd_jHm3BjUvSbLWdg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 This is your great-great-great grandparents' grave: Don't you just love the interwebbywotnot thing? 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted August 6, 2016 Rockhopperpenguin has left the puppy behind and is on his way back to Blighty. https://www.flightradar24.com/RYR71LW/a95a617 http://www.gcmap.com/mapui?P=chq-man EDIT: Landed 1515hrs GMT 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,048 Posted August 7, 2016 OK. I am off on my travels again. This time I am going to Addis Ababa. This will be my first time in Africa. Wish me luck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted August 7, 2016 Bibliogryphon's on the first leg of his journey; Birmingham to Frankfurt. https://www.flightradar24.com/DLH7KW/a97a765 http://www.gcmap.com/mapui?P=bhx-fra-jed-add Edit: Landed 0648hrs GMT. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,048 Posted August 7, 2016 Very sunny in Frankfurt. Got photo of the plane for you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted August 7, 2016 Awwwww, you can almost hear him purring. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted August 7, 2016 It has been said old queens like to purr. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted August 7, 2016 Bibliogryphon's on the second leg of his journey; Frankfurt to Jeddah https://www.flightradar24.com/DLH598/a97e94a http://www.gcmap.com/mapui?P=bhx-fra-jed-add Edit: Landed 1406hrs GMT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted August 7, 2016 Bibliogryphon's on the third and final leg of his journey; Jeddah to Addis Ababa. https://www.flightradar24.com/DLH598/a98be78 http://www.gcmap.com/mapui?P=bhx-fra-jed-add Edit: Landed 1732hrs GMT. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,048 Posted August 8, 2016 I am here though internet access is intermittent. The receptionist told me that there is free wifi in the hotel but it was off across the whole of the country yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted August 8, 2016 If he were alive today, my dad would be celebrating his 100th birthday. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,938 Posted August 8, 2016 If he were alive today, my dad would be celebrating his 100th birthday. Just think of the time saved you would have had to spend on the candles as a consolation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,347 Posted August 8, 2016 I've decided I need some new teaspoons. The ones I have are a motley assortment, ranging from neglected silver plate to cheap crappy bendy ones. There is one decent one. Strong and plain with a sleek design, and a decent size. Is there a brand name on this, I wondered, so I might be able to get some more. I examined it closely, and read ..... Virgin Atlantic 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,180 Posted August 8, 2016 I've decided I need some new teaspoons. The ones I have are a motley assortment, ranging from neglected silver plate to cheap crappy bendy ones. There is one decent one. Strong and plain with a sleek design, and a decent size. Is there a brand name on this, I wondered, so I might be able to get some more. I examined it closely, and read ..... Virgin Atlantic Thief!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
