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Surreal story of meeting between Gordon Ramsey, Ronnie Biggs, Mrs Biggs and their pet wading bird - The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Plover

Other Greenaway films that might well have been made, but weren't:

  • An artist gets embroiled in sexual and intelligence liasions in The Draughtsman's Contact.
  • A master builder finds himself in a spot of rain in The Welly of an Architect.
  • John Gielgud draws an interesting haul in Prospero's Hooks.

regards,

Hein

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Johnny Depp & Heather Graham star in a tale of prostitution and 'orrible murder on Humberside in From Hull

 

A bunch of magical kids go to the KFC to sample the new addition to the menu in Harry Potter and the Giblet of Fire

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A baby deer takes out the Taliban: Rambi

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Informants in mass murder storm police station in order to tell all - Invasion of the Body Snitchers.

 

Thief snatches bacon, every bit of it, in Gone with the Rind.

 

Che Guevara struggles to master his grammar in Rebel Without a Clause.

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A tale of a rather innocuous tour of duty in Vietnam: Apocalypse Not

 

The story of where it all started to terribly wrong for the Rebel Alliance: Star Wars: A New Dope

 

Also, Michael Flately's semi autobiographical Riverdunce

 

Inspector Clouseau experiments with cross dressing in The Pink Panter

 

Irvin Welsh's commentary on the damage class A Drugs wreak, in Brainspotting.

 

 

I'd watch that one. Not too sure about its sequal though, in which Clouseau tries to go to the loo in a power cut - A Shit in the Dark.

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Hugh Grant moves to Brighton, well Hove Actually

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Hugh Grant moves to Brighton, well Hove Actually

Ha! great minds. I just thought of Ali Mcgraw and Ryan O'Neal go for a dirty weekend in Hove Story

 

Also, Brendan Fraser stars as a morris dancer in George of the Jangle

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Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers dance with Officer Dibble in Top Cat

 

Robert De Niro gets a 1970's Austin in Maxi Driver

 

Hugh Laurie is captured by a Native American tribe in A Man Called House

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Children continue being persecuted in Vulgaria when Caractacus Potts and Truly Scrumptious suffer car problems in Shitty Chitty Bang Bang

 

Witness the next stage of human evolution as a large ensemble cast discover they are different from everyone else, in the made-for-TV series, Herpes

 

In post-apocalypse Outback Australia, witness feral cats at their worst in Mad Manx

 

An extraterrestrial organism wreaks havoc and involuntary bowel movements in The Andromeda Stain

 

Robert Heinlein's Science fiction book-come-movie about parasitic mid-controlling aliens The Muppet Masters flops at the box office.

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Informants in mass murder storm police station in order to tell all - Invasion of the Body Snitchers.

 

 

- I become a one man army in - Invasion of the Body Snatcher 44.

- Robert Mitchum gets stuck in a house fire during a costume party in - Cape sear.

- Oprah Winfrey dies but her presence is still felt in - The Phantom of the Oprah.

- The Marx brothers create havoc on the set of the Oprah Winfrey show in - A night at the Oprah.

- Prince Harry trips and falls in mud in - Dirty Harry.

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Just back from the dope peddler - High Soon

The Federal Reserve is consumed by a giant squid - A Fish full of Dollars

Hugh Grant in a film about discount prostitution in the US - For a Few Dollars Hore

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A group of Australians eat 'Al Fresco' while waiting for Father Christmas in Picnic at Hanging Sock

 

A group of Australian ladettes overdo it during a night out in Chunderbirds

 

Eddie Murphy never gets tired of life on the road in 48 Tours

 

Boris Karloff tries a little financial inducement to get his creation to behave in The Bribe of Frankenstein

 

A tale of true heroism as the British Army holds off a diminutive Scottish singer in Lulu

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Bill O'Reilly tries his hand at telling the future by esoteric means - The Git and the Pendulum

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Bollywood makes science fiction epic - 2001 A Spice Odyssey

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- One for the New Zealanders in - While you were Sheeping.

- Sandra Bullock stars as the most unpopular "lady of the night" in - Miss Congenitality.

- People stumbling around and tripping over things in the dark in - The dark night

- Roy Orbison, Roy Rogers, Roy Acuff and Rob Roy MacGregor try to find their way home in - The lost Roys

 

I really love this game...

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In for a penny in for a pound, someone has to lower the tone...

 

A B movie spectacular based on BC Alum's most significant actor coming face to face with Evil Cunt on which he unleases untold pain.

 

A world famous vampire recounting his experience of vagina dentata in Cunt Dracula

 

An oscar winning whirlwind adventure in Travels with my Cunt

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Low budget flick about a cake of unearthly origins - Flan 9 from Outer Space

 

Gay cowboy becomes obsessed by beautuful youth on the Lido- Heath in Venice

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Audrey Hepburn goes to a Boyzone concert in Ronan Holiday

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George Clooney fights cologne-selling vampires in Mexico in From Musk till Dawn

 

Realizing that there's more promise in America, said vampires find tiring employment in the U.S. in From Dusk till Lawn

 

Cillian Murphy explores his sexuality in 28 Gays Later

 

The Road Runner seeks help in achieving orgasm in Meep Throat

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After romping in the surf, Burt Lancaster and Deberoh Kerr go for a really long walk along the seafront in Prom, Here to Eternity

 

Frank Sinatra stars in early gender-bender drama in Gal Joey

 

Alec Guiness dresses up as a pudding in The Man in the White Suet

 

James Dean gets some University funding in Grant

 

Elvis Presley stays in a real dive, in Heartbreak Hovel

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A Welshman is disappointed to be Sheepless in Seattle

Interracial porno goes wrong in Bad Day at Black Cock

David Cameron, George Osborne and Anne Widdecombe in Tory, Tory, Tory

Tippi Hedren attacked by druids in The Bards

 

and I know it's cheating, but I can't resist the cowardly attack by the Japanese on Dorset in Poole Harbour

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A retired radio presenter gets a makeover in - Pretty Wogan

 

Film about the recently discovered marriage of a Hollywood femme fatale and Big Ron from in Eastenders in - Ava Tarr

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Cary Grant finds a radical solution to head beasts in Arsenic and Old Lice

 

Richard Burton, Richard Harris and Roger Moore aren't very tough mercenaries in The Mild Geese

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In for a penny in for a pound, someone has to lower the tone...

 

A B movie spectacular based on BC Alum's most significant actor coming face to face with Evil Cunt on which he unleases untold pain.

 

A world famous vampire recounting his experience of vagina dentata in Cunt Dracula

 

An oscar winning whirlwind adventure in Travels with my Cunt

And Oscar Wilde was as surprised as anyone on the opening night of his sex change drama, Charlie's Cunt

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