Magere Hein 1,400 Posted March 29, 2010 Surreal story of meeting between Gordon Ramsey, Ronnie Biggs, Mrs Biggs and their pet wading bird - The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Plover Other Greenaway films that might well have been made, but weren't: An artist gets embroiled in sexual and intelligence liasions in The Draughtsman's Contact. A master builder finds himself in a spot of rain in The Welly of an Architect. John Gielgud draws an interesting haul in Prospero's Hooks. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madcow 6 Posted March 29, 2010 Johnny Depp & Heather Graham star in a tale of prostitution and 'orrible murder on Humberside in From Hull A bunch of magical kids go to the KFC to sample the new addition to the menu in Harry Potter and the Giblet of Fire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,365 Posted March 29, 2010 A baby deer takes out the Taliban: Rambi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geronimo 3 Posted March 29, 2010 Informants in mass murder storm police station in order to tell all - Invasion of the Body Snitchers. Thief snatches bacon, every bit of it, in Gone with the Rind. Che Guevara struggles to master his grammar in Rebel Without a Clause. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,911 Posted March 29, 2010 A tale of a rather innocuous tour of duty in Vietnam: Apocalypse Not The story of where it all started to terribly wrong for the Rebel Alliance: Star Wars: A New Dope Also, Michael Flately's semi autobiographical Riverdunce Inspector Clouseau experiments with cross dressing in The Pink Panter Irvin Welsh's commentary on the damage class A Drugs wreak, in Brainspotting. I'd watch that one. Not too sure about its sequal though, in which Clouseau tries to go to the loo in a power cut - A Shit in the Dark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,673 Posted March 29, 2010 Hugh Grant moves to Brighton, well Hove Actually Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madcow 6 Posted March 29, 2010 Hugh Grant moves to Brighton, well Hove Actually Ha! great minds. I just thought of Ali Mcgraw and Ryan O'Neal go for a dirty weekend in Hove Story Also, Brendan Fraser stars as a morris dancer in George of the Jangle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,673 Posted March 30, 2010 Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers dance with Officer Dibble in Top Cat Robert De Niro gets a 1970's Austin in Maxi Driver Hugh Laurie is captured by a Native American tribe in A Man Called House Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 30, 2010 Children continue being persecuted in Vulgaria when Caractacus Potts and Truly Scrumptious suffer car problems in Shitty Chitty Bang Bang Witness the next stage of human evolution as a large ensemble cast discover they are different from everyone else, in the made-for-TV series, Herpes In post-apocalypse Outback Australia, witness feral cats at their worst in Mad Manx An extraterrestrial organism wreaks havoc and involuntary bowel movements in The Andromeda Stain Robert Heinlein's Science fiction book-come-movie about parasitic mid-controlling aliens The Muppet Masters flops at the box office. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted March 30, 2010 Informants in mass murder storm police station in order to tell all - Invasion of the Body Snitchers. - I become a one man army in - Invasion of the Body Snatcher 44. - Robert Mitchum gets stuck in a house fire during a costume party in - Cape sear. - Oprah Winfrey dies but her presence is still felt in - The Phantom of the Oprah. - The Marx brothers create havoc on the set of the Oprah Winfrey show in - A night at the Oprah. - Prince Harry trips and falls in mud in - Dirty Harry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 126 Posted March 30, 2010 Just back from the dope peddler - High Soon The Federal Reserve is consumed by a giant squid - A Fish full of Dollars Hugh Grant in a film about discount prostitution in the US - For a Few Dollars Hore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,673 Posted March 30, 2010 A group of Australians eat 'Al Fresco' while waiting for Father Christmas in Picnic at Hanging Sock A group of Australian ladettes overdo it during a night out in Chunderbirds Eddie Murphy never gets tired of life on the road in 48 Tours Boris Karloff tries a little financial inducement to get his creation to behave in The Bribe of Frankenstein A tale of true heroism as the British Army holds off a diminutive Scottish singer in Lulu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 126 Posted March 30, 2010 Bill O'Reilly tries his hand at telling the future by esoteric means - The Git and the Pendulum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted March 30, 2010 Bollywood makes science fiction epic - 2001 A Spice Odyssey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted March 30, 2010 - One for the New Zealanders in - While you were Sheeping. - Sandra Bullock stars as the most unpopular "lady of the night" in - Miss Congenitality. - People stumbling around and tripping over things in the dark in - The dark night - Roy Orbison, Roy Rogers, Roy Acuff and Rob Roy MacGregor try to find their way home in - The lost Roys I really love this game... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 30, 2010 In for a penny in for a pound, someone has to lower the tone... A B movie spectacular based on BC Alum's most significant actor coming face to face with Evil Cunt on which he unleases untold pain. A world famous vampire recounting his experience of vagina dentata in Cunt Dracula An oscar winning whirlwind adventure in Travels with my Cunt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,911 Posted March 30, 2010 Low budget flick about a cake of unearthly origins - Flan 9 from Outer Space Gay cowboy becomes obsessed by beautuful youth on the Lido- Heath in Venice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madcow 6 Posted March 30, 2010 Audrey Hepburn goes to a Boyzone concert in Ronan Holiday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted March 30, 2010 George Clooney fights cologne-selling vampires in Mexico in From Musk till Dawn Realizing that there's more promise in America, said vampires find tiring employment in the U.S. in From Dusk till Lawn Cillian Murphy explores his sexuality in 28 Gays Later The Road Runner seeks help in achieving orgasm in Meep Throat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,673 Posted March 30, 2010 After romping in the surf, Burt Lancaster and Deberoh Kerr go for a really long walk along the seafront in Prom, Here to Eternity Frank Sinatra stars in early gender-bender drama in Gal Joey Alec Guiness dresses up as a pudding in The Man in the White Suet James Dean gets some University funding in Grant Elvis Presley stays in a real dive, in Heartbreak Hovel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twelvetrees 10 Posted March 30, 2010 A Welshman is disappointed to be Sheepless in Seattle Interracial porno goes wrong in Bad Day at Black Cock David Cameron, George Osborne and Anne Widdecombe in Tory, Tory, Tory Tippi Hedren attacked by druids in The Bards and I know it's cheating, but I can't resist the cowardly attack by the Japanese on Dorset in Poole Harbour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,911 Posted March 30, 2010 A retired radio presenter gets a makeover in - Pretty Wogan Film about the recently discovered marriage of a Hollywood femme fatale and Big Ron from in Eastenders in - Ava Tarr Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madcow 6 Posted March 30, 2010 Cary Grant finds a radical solution to head beasts in Arsenic and Old Lice Richard Burton, Richard Harris and Roger Moore aren't very tough mercenaries in The Mild Geese Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted March 30, 2010 In for a penny in for a pound, someone has to lower the tone... A B movie spectacular based on BC Alum's most significant actor coming face to face with Evil Cunt on which he unleases untold pain. A world famous vampire recounting his experience of vagina dentata in Cunt Dracula An oscar winning whirlwind adventure in Travels with my Cunt And Oscar Wilde was as surprised as anyone on the opening night of his sex change drama, Charlie's Cunt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
