Madcow 6 Posted March 28, 2010 Mel Gibson leads a group of ageing Aussie actors, through a strange wonderland, in search of a mysterious man who will help them regain their youth in The Wizend of Oz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted March 28, 2010 Gregory Peck, David Niven and Anthony Quinn demolish a German threat to Clive: The Duns of Navarone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted March 28, 2010 Gregory Peck, David Niven and Anthony Quinn battle local resistance in Greece when they open a McDonalds in the Buns of Navarone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted March 28, 2010 Jeremy Irons stars as twin Rastafarian campanologists, who manage to get addicted to mind alterting substances during their quest to achieve greatness in their chosen field: Dread Ringers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted March 28, 2010 Marlon Brando and Maria Schneider have a seedy affair as the traditional market of Les Halles closes down in Last Mango in Paris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted March 28, 2010 A little alien being arrives to set an example 'e.g.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted March 28, 2010 A little alien being arrives to claim the British throne 'ER' A little alien being arrives to take over our telecommunications infrastructure 'BT' A little alien being arrives to sort out our computing resources 'IT' A little alien being arrives to get us all fit 'PT'' A little alien being arrives but nobody is to know 'QT' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madcow 6 Posted March 28, 2010 Robert Shaw, Harrison Ford & Barbara Bach go to rescue battery chickens in the sequel 'Forced Hen from Navarone' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 28, 2010 Robert Shaw, Harrison Ford & Barbara Bach go to rescue battery chickens in the sequel 'Forced Hen from Navarone' Tsk, tsk. Two letters changed there I believe, unlike... Simpleton finds happiness in Zed's basement in Forest Gimp. Darth Vader gives it to the Rebel Alliance up the dark side in The Empire Strokes Back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted March 28, 2010 Dorothy gets surprised on the yellow brick road in the 'Wizard of Oh!' Korean War medics take up sled-dog racing in 'M*U*S*H' Boring Viet Nam war Story 'Dull Metal Jacket' American teens vs Deryck Guyler in 'Corky's' (and 'Corky's II, the Next day' and 'Corky's Revenge') A gripping story of World War II heroism in a German sailor's shoe 'Das Foot' A Scottish-Thai meat pie 'The Bridie on the River Kwai' Epic Space Adventurer needs to relieve himself 'Slash Gordon' A disfigured vehicle Elephant Van Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madcow 6 Posted March 28, 2010 Robert Shaw, Harrison Ford & Barbara Bach go to rescue battery chickens in the sequel 'Forced Hen from Navarone' Tsk, tsk. Two letters changed there I believe, unlike... Simpleton finds happiness in Zed's basement in Forest Gimp. Darth Vader gives it to the Rebel Alliance up the dark side in The Empire Strokes Back. Ah, but I'm not the first to bend the rules slightly! To redeem myself, I give you the tale of a brave band of chaps on a quest to buy a ladder : The Fellowship of the Rung Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted March 28, 2010 Some SciFi movies that fortunately were never made: They expected trouble with the main computer in 2001, A Spare Odyssey. Sigourney Weaver puts things straight in Align. Harrison Ford knows he's in trouble fighting replicants in Blame Runner. Steve McQueen dispatches an alien ball in The Lob. Rick Moranis learns that size matters in Honey, I Shrunk the Lids. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 29, 2010 Rick Moranis learns that size matters in Honey, I Shrunk the Lids. Rick Moranis finds himself on child molestation charges, after admitting to a moderator, Honez, I blew up the Kid. Jive-talkin' street kid goes on a balloon adventure with an old dude in 'Sup? Plenty of music in the Disney-animated Jingle Book. The tragic story of a huge iceberg terribly scarred after being attacked by a ship in Titan Ice. Supermarionation meets the big screen when John Major stars in Toy Tory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted March 29, 2010 Clint Eastwood is starving to death, but still can't bring himself to consider eating his pet gosling: Every Which Way But Goose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted March 29, 2010 Plenty of music in the Disney-animated Jingle Book. Disney animated story of a flying elephant, set in Louisiana. Gumbo Disney's blockbuster about anger management on the high seas. Irates Of The Carribbean. Disney's film about diarrhoea and nannys. Mary Ploppins. Disney's Scot's adaptation of the Legend of Lord Greystoke. Tartan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted March 29, 2010 A popular Deathlist member finds herself in the thrall of a powerful bauble in The Lard of the Rings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted March 29, 2010 Robert Shaw, Harrison Ford & Barbara Bach go to rescue battery chickens in the sequel 'Forced Hen from Navarone' Tsk, tsk. Two letters changed there I believe, unlike... Simpleton finds happiness in Zed's basement in Forest Gimp. Darth Vader gives it to the Rebel Alliance up the dark side in The Empire Strokes Back. Ah, but I'm not the first to bend the rules slightly and it is a film unlike some amusing ,but not exactly filmy, alien jokes! To redeem myself, I give you the tale of a brave band of chaps on a quest to buy a ladder : The Fellowship of the Rung Yes, I bent them more than a bit with 'The Legend of Goldie's Curl' when I changed two words around instead of changing a letter. I apologize. Jack Palance stars as a prospector who leaves his cheese sandwich in his lunchbox for six months, and accidentally invents penicillin in City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Mold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted March 29, 2010 - Nervous band of woodland creatures attempt to cross a busy multi-lane freeway, (motorway, interstate) in - Where the wild things, CAR! - Woman spends two and one half hours writing a lengthy letter to her lost love in - Dear Hunter - Daniel Day-Lewis stumbles into a Native American sex orgy in - Lust of the Mohicans - Idi Amin at the Olympics in - The Fast King of Scotland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted March 29, 2010 An unwilling network engineer is drawn in the fight against the Dark Side, moves through mysterious routes and is eventually promoted in The Return of the Ping. An immigrant girl learns that not all East Enders are nice people in Prick Lane. DL candidate Herbert Lom, Alec Guinness, Cecil Parker and Peter Sellers star in sex comedie The Ladyfillers. A murder mystery in a post WWII Viennese restaurant: The Third Pan. 007 singlehandedly defeats a Vietnamese Communist plot to world domination in Dr. Ho. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 29, 2010 On the 007 theme... Sean Connery gives it the Midas touch in Goldminger and follows it up with with a loud performance in Thunderballs Roger Moore learns a harsh lesson -- don't eat yellow snow and never accept a drink from The Man with the Golden Gin Teaming up and getting racy with Oliver Reid, Roger Moore bares all in For Your Eyes, Olly Pierce Brosnan's favourite restaurant is fully booked in Dine Another Day and Daniel Craig goes geek chic with Casio Royale Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted March 29, 2010 Pierce Brosnan battles global warming in The World is Hot Enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted March 29, 2010 Plenty of music in the Disney-animated Jingle Book. Disney animated story of a flying elephant, set in Louisiana. Gumbo Disney's blockbuster about anger management on the high seas. Irates Of The Carribbean. Disney's film about diarrhoea and nannys. Mary Ploppins. Disney's Scot's adaptation of the Legend of Lord Greystoke. Tartan Disney's gruelling tale of dysmenorrhoea: Lady and the Cramp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted March 29, 2010 Jewish western frolics in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Yid Steel fabricators make a coffin in Four Weldings and a Funeral Exploding kayaks in Blazing Paddles Castaway found in bird sanctuary - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Vest Gordon Ramsey stars in western re-make - The Pan from Laramie Confused wartime drama - From Where to Eternity? Gene Kelly slips down the gutter in Singing in the Drain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted March 29, 2010 Vampire dentist opens in Manhatten - Fangs of New York How Gordon Brown became Prime Minister in The Blair Ditch Project Gangster revenge on flatulent hit man in Get Farter who survives and returns in The Godfarter Drug gangs fight it out in WWI drama - The Trench Connection Vietnam vet plays Russian Roulette for all he can drink in The Beer Hunter, remade as Gulp Fiction Low budget Northern drama - Sex, Pies and Videotape Surreal story of meeting between Gordon Ramsey, Ronnie Biggs, Mrs Biggs and their pet wading bird - The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Plover Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted March 29, 2010 Pierce Brosnan battles global warming in The World is Hot Enough. Sean Connery indulges in a little sexual experimentation and decides he doesn't like it in 'Never Gay, Never Again' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
