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Incidentally, Fort are currently 10th, two teams still to play their first game and Huntley bringing up the rear of those who have played by virtue of their first 90 minutes of league action leaving them defeated with a goal difference of -4.

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Predicting now a full season losing streak

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Predicting now a full season losing streak

 

 

Hmmm

 

Not sure, last year's alarming blip may have been the sign of a troubling sense of ambition and there are some truly dire teams in that league, watchable somewhere in the BBC twilght zone if you have a digibox (but it's advisable to shift a whisky or two before subjecting yourself to such horrors). I predict now Fort will stumble along, sneak a win or two, and finish somewhere off the bottom but close to it.

 

What do our other readers think?

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0-4 loss today against a team with six points from nine, but Fort are still one off the bottom.

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Today's full time score Wick Academy 8 FWFC 1. Back to the old ways :-(

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Today's full time score Wick Academy 8 FWFC 1. Back to the old ways :-(

Oh yes. Stuffed well and properly. Got to love them. Has any far eastern spread betting money been changing hands over this crowd?

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Today's full time score Wick Academy 8 FWFC 1. Back to the old ways :-(

Bloody hell

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Today's full time score Wick Academy 8 FWFC 1. Back to the old ways :-(

Bloody hell

 

 

 

Oh man, get a fucking grip. Rothes took a 12-2 tanking and still sit bottom of the league. Fort's four defeats and -18 goal difference still don't compare with their similar record and -26 tally. So, basically, it looks like our season comes down to 180 intense minutes in the league clashes between these two titans of terrible togger.

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Today's full time score Wick Academy 8 FWFC 1. Back to the old ways :-(

Bloody hell

 

 

 

Oh man, get a fucking grip. Rothes took a 12-2 tanking and still sit bottom of the league. Fort's four defeats and -18 goal difference still don't compare with their similar record and -26 tally. So, basically, it looks like our season comes down to 180 intense minutes in the league clashes between these two titans of terrible togger.

 

 

The difference is Rothes won't stay that shit all season, Fort will.

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Today's full time score Wick Academy 8 FWFC 1. Back to the old ways :-(

Bloody hell

 

 

 

Oh man, get a fucking grip. Rothes took a 12-2 tanking and still sit bottom of the league. Fort's four defeats and -18 goal difference still don't compare with their similar record and -26 tally. So, basically, it looks like our season comes down to 180 intense minutes in the league clashes between these two titans of terrible togger.

 

 

The difference is Rothes won't stay that shit all season, Fort will.

 

 

 

Hmm

 

Rothes got 11 points and finished bottom last season, Fort got 27 points and finished 13th.

 

I'd say Fort's performance was a blip, but Rothes have form at being shite too. Isn't it nice and simple when the season comes down to two games about who'll finish bottom, eh?

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fuck me they are terrible!

 

If i could stand the cold i'd get my boots and travel, might get a game next week

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Aye, Rothes showing still playing but three nowt down, oh hell, vertigo again eh?

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Lossiemouth 2 Fort William 1.

 

Looks like our lads have found back their customary form. I knew they would.

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Lossiemouth 2 Fort William 1.

 

Looks like our lads have found back their customary form. I knew they would.

 

 

 

Rothes goal difference is already -38 and it isn't even September. Seriously, they are shite to a degree us Fort watchers can barely comprehend. Took a 0-9 pasting yesterday.

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Lossiemouth 2 Fort William 1.

 

Looks like our lads have found back their customary form. I knew they would.

 

 

 

Rothes goal difference is already -38 and it isn't even September. Seriously, they are shite to a degree us Fort watchers can barely comprehend. Took a 0-9 pasting yesterday.

 

 

Maybe we should switch allegience?

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Lossiemouth 2 Fort William 1.

 

Looks like our lads have found back their customary form. I knew they would.

 

 

 

Rothes goal difference is already -38 and it isn't even September. Seriously, they are shite to a degree us Fort watchers can barely comprehend. Took a 0-9 pasting yesterday.

 

 

Maybe we should switch allegience?

 

 

 

Hmmm,a vote to be taken at the end of this season I suggest. Rothes are clearly shite to a serious degree and we must consider this. But Fort have long-term form, so should come bad again soon.

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I'm suspecting Paul Bearer is insensible with drink and shock.

 

Rothes 0 v Fort 3

 

Our heroes sit TWO places clear of the bottom.

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I reckon Fort William would have given San Marino a game today...and perhaps England too!

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I'm suspecting Paul Bearer is insensible with drink and shock.

 

Rothes 0 v Fort 3

 

Our heroes sit TWO places clear of the bottom.

 

Huh? Coincidence? Skill? Treason?

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I'm suspecting Paul Bearer is insensible with drink and shock.

 

Rothes 0 v Fort 3

 

Our heroes sit TWO places clear of the bottom.

Have they got some new players?

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I'm suspecting Paul Bearer is insensible with drink and shock.

 

Rothes 0 v Fort 3

 

Our heroes sit TWO places clear of the bottom.

Have they got some new players?

 

 

 

There are some new names on the team sheet this season.

 

Whether you'd regard the typical athletically challenged specimen sighted on the pitch in Highland League games as a "player" is another question entirely.

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I'm suspecting Paul Bearer is insensible with drink and shock.

 

Rothes 0 v Fort 3

 

Our heroes sit TWO places clear of the bottom.

Have they got some new players?

 

 

 

There are some new names on the team sheet this season.

 

Whether you'd regard the typical athletically challenged specimen sighted on the pitch in Highland League games as a "player" is another question entirely.

 

Is Ched Evans one of 'em?

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