En Passant 3,741 Posted April 3, 2022 102 km/h but only by dragging the hand way over to the left (out of frame) on a 21:9 monitor. Will Smith has elevated himself to an egotistical humourless twat of the first order in one evening. What a cunt. That's any rewatch of Men in Black ruined now. Not that it was all that in the first place. And as for the rest of his stuff? Meh. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted April 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, En Passant said: Will Smith has elevated himself to an egotistical humourless twat of the first order in one evening. What a cunt. That's any rewatch of Men in Black ruined now. Not that it was all that in the first place. And as for the rest of his stuff? Meh. I couldn't agree more. I'd add "pussywhipped" as well, as he was laughing at Chris's pleasantry until he saw his wife scowling. Very selfish behaviour all round, which has ruined the occasion for many other deserving people. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted April 9, 2022 Go to a concert of Reagan shooter John Hinckley Jr.: https://nypost.com/2022/04/08/john-hinckley-failed-assassin-turned-musician-books-nyc-concert/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khthonia 101 Posted April 10, 2022 Bed, I am really struggling right now, I do not expect people to care, but it feels better to share than be alone. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cognizant 7 Posted April 14, 2022 Buy a coffin and sleep in it instead of bed! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cropsy 42 Posted June 5, 2022 On 03/04/2022 at 13:29, En Passant said: 102 km/h but only by dragging the hand way over to the left (out of frame) on a 21:9 monitor. Will Smith has elevated himself to an egotistical humourless twat of the first order in one evening. What a cunt. That's any rewatch of Men in Black ruined now. Not that it was all that in the first place. And as for the rest of his stuff? Meh. Will Joins a list that includes: Kanye West Kim K (Not really a celeb) Tom Cruise John Travolta There's 4 clowns that threw hissy fits when South Park made fun of them. All them live with their heads up their unimportant asses 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted June 11, 2022 Oooooo I love a good word jumble; let’s put them in the right order or it won’t make any sense. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/7-bodies-dumped-huasteca-mexico-warning-messages-corpses/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted June 16, 2022 Play a game of Hide & Seek. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted June 28, 2022 Eating nettles for the world record: https://www.belfastlive.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/youtuber-eats-54-feet-nettles-24330794 No Darwin Award yet... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted September 5, 2022 Go on an amusement park ride that malfunctions. Wee video for your enjoyment, if you care to partake. No one dies you oversensitive twats; Satisfy your prurient morbid interest. SC https://z100.iheart.com/featured/josh-martinez/content/2022-09-04-graphic-video-spinning-ride-at-amusement-park-plummets-injuring-dozens/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted September 17, 2022 Guided jeep-driven tour of a canyon. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khthonia 101 Posted October 13, 2022 Just finished a 12-hour shift and decided to look at today's deaths on wifi before I die of lack of sleep. Seems to be a slow day as only one reported. zZz 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khthonia 101 Posted October 16, 2022 Finished my 58.5 hour week like anyone cares but before I die and sleep once again just thought I would post some random shit to annoy someone somewhere. No thanks needed. I know yoou looked Stay safe, keep true and hope you all have a good week. Signing out. K 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 17, 2023 Do something for 40 days and 40 nights. Like not eating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sklauda1 19 Posted February 26, 2023 I got 4 things done from my march bingo. I have writing ideas and a ton of tv to catch up on while I do home projects, so I'm either cheerful or hypomanic. I've spent so much time down I forgot normalcy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 3, 2023 If you’ve got $7M and looking for a nice home,, schedule a viewing here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,589 Posted March 9, 2023 Got enough eggs? Why not make shit tons of pasta, but every time you do - double the amount of eggs you use. Day 11 was 1024 egg yolks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted March 9, 2023 3 hours ago, ladyfiona said: Day 11 was 1024 egg yolks. That explains the rationing at Tesco anyway. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insane 349 Posted August 19, 2023 So I got bored and decided to do math. There’s been a total of 359 people who died on the list and two people have died of unnatural causes the people are Jean-Luc-Godard-Est-Mort and John Nash so I divided 2 by 359 and the percent of people who died of unnatural causes is 0.00557103% or if you are American like me 0.0056% 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fridaythe13th 73 Posted November 21, 2023 My co-worker was complaining of how fat she is, so I told her to lose weight. I have to take sensitivity training now. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted November 22, 2023 On 18/08/2023 at 20:58, Insane said: So I got bored and decided to do math. There’s been a total of 359 people who died on the list and two people have died of unnatural causes the people are Jean-Luc-Godard-Est-Mort and John Nash so I divided 2 by 359 and the percent of people who died of unnatural causes is 0.00557103% or if you are American like me 0.0056% Actually you are way off. The fraction 2/359 is correct and that is 0.00557, but you made it a percentage meaning there’s a 0.557% chance of dying of unnatural causes (as per our small sample size). This is nearly DOUBLE the odds of dying on your birthday, something we all have a 1/365 (4/1461 adding leap day) chance of dying on your birthday and getting a party pooper bonus. That’s 0.002737851 or a 0.274 chance of dying on your birthday. I will let someone else look up how many DLers have accomplished this and if there is a statistical anomaly. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted February 15 Dunno where else to post this. So, I can't be the only one hereabouts who reads the odd crime or court report and thinks hard about what was going on that isn't reported. This one, however, has me stumped. So, a guy mixes his own sperm with that of his dad, the purpose being to get the young 'uns partner pregnant. This happens in Barnsley so my prejudice is thinking we're not dealing with debonair criminal masterminds here but despite creating a "welfare minefield" they actually got the child they were trying to create and - legally speaking - nobody's gonna land anything on them. All three (incl. the mum) were complIant in this. I'm just wondering how many of the three were in the room together at each stage (jizzing, mixing jizz, implanting). I think we should be told, because imagining is worse! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-68311273 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted February 15 "The man and his then-partner" So not still happy families then. I'm also wondering how this came to court because clearly there's something else going on. And uncertainty over a child's paternity is not exactly uncommon, although in this case brought about in a decidedly uncommon way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted February 16 If you're an undertaker - sent a valentine to everyone in the nearby care home. Seriously, they're bound to thank you for that, and the tabloid press will understand what you meant, right? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-68316465 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted March 12 On 09/04/2022 at 15:01, gcreptile said: Go to a concert of Reagan shooter John Hinckley Jr.: https://nypost.com/2022/04/08/john-hinckley-failed-assassin-turned-musician-books-nyc-concert/ Next Hinckley concert: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wtnh.com/news/connecticut/new-haven/man-who-shot-reagan-performing-concert-in-naugatuck/amp/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
