DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted May 8, 2007 A nasty piece of work by anyone's standards, Joseph Kony, the leader of Uganda's Lord's Resistance Army, is reported to be in very bad health. "...Crisis Group has been told by people close to the mediation that he is gravely ill; his conversations with President Museveni have revolved around his health, security and livelihood." One can only hope that his ailment is very painful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted November 7, 2007 The deputy leader of Uganda's rebel Lord's Resistance Army, Vincent Otti, is believed to have been executed by firing squad after falling out with the man in charge, Joseph Kony. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted January 23, 2008 The deputy leader of Uganda's rebel Lord's Resistance Army, Vincent Otti, is believed to have been executed by firing squad after falling out with the man in charge, Joseph Kony. A bit late, but confirmed dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted April 1, 2008 Joseph Kony, leader of the LRA in Uganda, is either too ill with the sh*ts to sign a proposed peace deal with the government or he missed the last bus and had to walk. DDT reported his illness a while ago, but maybe Kony's also a little worried at the reception he might receive in Ri-Kwangba. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted April 11, 2008 Joseph Kony, leader of the LRA in Uganda, is either too ill with the sh*ts to sign a proposed peace deal with the government or he missed the last bus and had to walk. DDT reported his illness a while ago, but maybe Kony's also a little worried at the reception he might receive in Ri-Kwangba. To no-one's surprise, Kony didn't show up and the deal's off for now. Let's hope he's dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted April 14, 2008 Joseph Kony, leader of the LRA in Uganda, is either too ill with the sh*ts to sign a proposed peace deal with the government or he missed the last bus and had to walk. DDT reported his illness a while ago, but maybe Kony's also a little worried at the reception he might receive in Ri-Kwangba. To no-one's surprise, Kony didn't show up and the deal's off for now. Let's hope he's dead. Kony's right hand man, Okot Odhiambo, appears to have been killed during LRA infighting. Depsite being a nasty piece of work, I suppose Kony could only technically qualify for despotism if he was actually in power. He's probably fairly despotic within the LRA, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted December 14, 2008 Joseph Kony, leader of the LRA in Uganda, is either too ill with the sh*ts to sign a proposed peace deal with the government or he missed the last bus and had to walk. DDT reported his illness a while ago, but maybe Kony's also a little worried at the reception he might receive in Ri-Kwangba. To no-one's surprise, Kony didn't show up and the deal's off for now. Let's hope he's dead. The governments of Uganda, the Democratic Republic of Congo and Sudan have just launched a joint military offensive against Joseph Kony's Lords Resistance Army bases. He seem to have run out of friends in high places, hopefully he'll be killed at some point in the next few hours, unless he's dead already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted January 20, 2009 Joseph Kony, leader of the LRA in Uganda, is either too ill with the sh*ts to sign a proposed peace deal with the government or he missed the last bus and had to walk. DDT reported his illness a while ago, but maybe Kony's also a little worried at the reception he might receive in Ri-Kwangba. To no-one's surprise, Kony didn't show up and the deal's off for now. Let's hope he's dead. The governments of Uganda, the Democratic Republic of Congo and Sudan have just launched a joint military offensive against Joseph Kony's Lords Resistance Army bases. He seem to have run out of friends in high places, hopefully he'll be killed at some point in the next few hours, unless he's dead already. If you believe 'Uganda's leading website', the net is closing on Kony in Operation Lightning Thunder (catchy title). Five rebel commanders have allegedly been captured and Brig. Patrick Kankiriho has vowed "my aim is to accomplish my mission and I will do it. We shall get him." Go Patrick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted December 7, 2011 Joseph Kony, leader of the LRA in Uganda, is either too ill with the sh*ts to sign a proposed peace deal with the government or he missed the last bus and had to walk. DDT reported his illness a while ago, but maybe Kony's also a little worried at the reception he might receive in Ri-Kwangba. To no-one's surprise, Kony didn't show up and the deal's off for now. Let's hope he's dead. The governments of Uganda, the Democratic Republic of Congo and Sudan have just launched a joint military offensive against Joseph Kony's Lords Resistance Army bases. He seem to have run out of friends in high places, hopefully he'll be killed at some point in the next few hours, unless he's dead already. If you believe 'Uganda's leading website', the net is closing on Kony in Operation Lightning Thunder (catchy title). Five rebel commanders have allegedly been captured and Brig. Patrick Kankiriho has vowed "my aim is to accomplish my mission and I will do it. We shall get him." Go Patrick. Another operation has been launced to "apprehend or kill" Joseph Kony, this time with the help of American forces... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted January 8, 2012 "Joseph Kony will be killed soon", according to the Ugandan army. This is a pretty bullish assessment, seeing as they have no idea where he is. But as I picked Kony for my DDP team (a last minute replacement for Hugo Chavez), I'm pleased there's no talk of taking him alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,530 Posted March 8, 2012 Being as this cat's now the internet handwringing topic of choice, he's in a bunch of DDP teams, there's some discussion about him on this site already, and he's an all-round pretty wacky character, I feel he deserves his own thread. Use it to rehash the same pro/anti Kony viral campaign arguments you've been churning out on Facebook these past two days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted March 8, 2012 Being as this cat's now the internet handwringing topic of choice, he's in a bunch of DDP teams, there's some discussion about him on this site already, and he's an all-round pretty wacky character, I feel he deserves his own thread. Use it to rehash the same pro/anti Kony viral campaign arguments you've been churning out on Facebook these past two days. Spade you're such a cynic. Good to give him his own thread. Now we can post Joey Kony sightings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted March 9, 2012 Did anyonw see his eyes close up in the you tube video the whites of his eyes are actually bright yellow that can't be healthy surely ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vaagheid 141 Posted March 16, 2012 Jason Russell, the director of KONY 2012 seems to have been arrested for masturbating in public...link Invisible Children CEO Ben Keesey has released a statement on Russell's arrest, blaming dehydration, exhaustion and malnutrition for his fellow co-founder's condition. "Jason Russell was unfortunately hospitalized yesterday suffering from exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition," Keesey said. "He is now receiving medical care and is focused on getting better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted March 24, 2012 The African Union is to send 5000 troops (sponsored by The Living End DDP Enterprises Ltd) to join the hunt for Joseph Kony. On the face of it, this would seem to vindicate the makers of Kony 2012, unless it's purely coincidence that this unprecedented action - from an organisation not exactly noted for their efforts in searching for Kony over the last decade - happened just a few weeks after the video went viral. It's a shame that the man who made the film lost his mind, but it's hard not to see his suffering as a sacrifice for the greater good if his efforts ultimately mean that Kony dies sooner than he otherwise might have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,611 Posted January 21, 2013 Joseph Kony's chief bodyguard Binani has been killed according to the Ugandan army. No word on Kony himself however. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted April 4, 2013 The search for Joseph Kony has been suspended, following last month's rebel takeover in the Central African Republic. Kony is believed to be hiding there and the rebel army would prefer it if the foreign troops searching for him left the country. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted April 4, 2013 The search for Joseph Kony has been suspended, following last month's rebel takeover in the Central African Republic. Kony is believed to be hiding there and the rebel army would prefer it if the foreign troops searching for him left the country. A sad day for Pointless fans everywhere. And, y'know, moralistic fans too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bender Posted September 6, 2013 Whatever happened to this guy. He was all the rage with the kiddies last year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardFeynman 16 Posted September 10, 2013 Personally I've always thought Kony was a lightweight compared to General Butt Naked, but he said he's sorry so that makes him alright. http://www.dailymail...-man-world.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,977 Posted September 20, 2013 At odds with the "search suspended" statement a few months back, reportedly the efforts finding him have "gotten very, very close to Kony". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
