Handrejka 1,904 Posted September 3, 2018 14 minutes ago, msc said: ^ That's Glasgow, innit? All these Liverpool gags are killing my dream of rigging the 2019 Deathlist Cup Round 1 to include charon v themaninblack, you know! You know there is a genuine Merseysider on this forum don't you? Though my birth certificate does say Lancashire. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted September 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Handrejka said: You know there is a genuine Merseysider on this forum don't you? Though my birth certificate does say Lancashire. No, I thought you were Manx! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted September 3, 2018 1 minute ago, msc said: No, I thought you were Manx! No, though in some ways I am more Manx than the Manx. I grew u in the St Helens/Widnes area. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, Handrejka said: You know there is a genuine Merseysider on this forum don't you? Though my birth certificate does say Lancashire. That's good, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, Handrejka said: No, though in some ways I am more Manx than the Manx. I grew u in the St Helens/Widnes area. I'm sure I went through one of those places YEARS back on a National Express coach going to Blackpool. Having never been further North than Leicester at that time I truly thought I had witnessed the real Coronation St! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted September 3, 2018 31 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: That's good, right? It means I can get by on a technicality when I'm accused of being Scouse, but Lancashire has its own problems and St Helens is particularly grim. All the rumours you hear about Norfolk are actually true of St Helens. It's well known locally for being the incest capital of the north and they're all really fat as well. Just take a look at Marie Rimmer to witness what the average St Helens local looks like. So yeah, to the rest of the world Lancashire sounds better but Lancashire is a big county. I have a Manx passport now anyway as lets face it the UK in general is a bit shit. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 3, 2018 14 minutes ago, Handrejka said: It means I can get by on a technicality when I'm accused of being Scouse, but Lancashire has its own problems and St Helens is particularly grim. All the rumours you hear about Norfolk are actually true of St Helens. It's well known locally for being the incest capital of the north and they're all really fat as well. Just take a look at Marie Rimmer to witness what the average St Helens local looks like. So yeah, to the rest of the world Lancashire sounds better but Lancashire is a big county. I have a Manx passport now anyway as lets face it the UK in general is a bit shit. Norfolk is ok, well it is as long as you turn a blind eye to the incest and beastiality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted September 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Liverpool, the greatest football club to have ever existed, the greatest music to have emerged from anywhere EVAH, the greatest City on the Planet and it is utterly fucking rammed with wholesome citizens who speak the Queens English they way we all should. You missed out the best looking and most funny people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 3, 2018 Just now, the_engineer said: You missed out the best looking and most funny people. Well, that's a given, isn't it! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,972 Posted September 3, 2018 "Indonesian conspiracy theory": Is Dele Alli a satanist? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6126857/Dele-Alli-challenge-Footballer-accused-saluting-Muslim-Antichrist-goal-celebration.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 3, 2018 13 minutes ago, gcreptile said: "Indonesian conspiracy theory": Is Dele Alli a satanist? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6126857/Dele-Alli-challenge-Footballer-accused-saluting-Muslim-Antichrist-goal-celebration.html Dele is certainly NOT saluting the Antichrist. Then again, if the Antichrist is a fan of a certain porn site.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted September 6, 2018 The Russians think someone onboard is trying to sabotage the International Space Station! http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-06/russia-investigates-if-space-station-leak-sabotage/10207344 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted September 6, 2018 More on the story here: https://www.dw.com/en/russia-probes-sabotage-on-space-station/a-45377147 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 16, 2018 Plenty of nut job theories on the go re the continued forced evacuation of the Sunspot Observatory in New Mexico. https://edition-m.cnn.com/2018/09/15/us/national-solar-observatory-closed-evacuated-trnd/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dsunspot%2Bevacuated%26ie%3Dutf-8%26oe%3Dutf-8%26client%3Dfirefox-b&rm=1 From alien invasion to stealth tech gone wrong at a nearby missile range. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,972 Posted October 15, 2018 Well, as the land of the dead is pretty boring right now... Eminem is dead and was replaced by a robot: http://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/weird-bizarre-theory-claims-eminem-has-died-and-been-replaced-by-a-robot-20181015 But then we knew that from the video of "My name is..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted October 17, 2018 On 06/09/2018 at 02:50, Davey Jones' Locker said: The Russians think someone onboard is trying to sabotage the International Space Station! http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-06/russia-investigates-if-space-station-leak-sabotage/10207344 Could this be connected? https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/american-russian-alive-after-soyuz-rocket-headed-to-space-station-fails-on-launch/2018/10/11/b9f3ae88-cd36-11e8-920f-dd52e1ae4570_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.f43c92c995b8 https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-018-07021-9 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 18, 2018 The tale of the death of Jamal Khashoggi gets curioser . One of the alleged hit team dies in a dodgy car accident. Maybe he was the one that fucked it and killed the journo? https://nypost.com/2018/10/18/saudi-who-arrived-in-turkey-day-of-khashoggi-disappearance-dies-in-traffic-accident/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted October 18, 2018 On 18/10/2018 at 17:00, charon said: The tale of the death of Jamal Khashoggi gets curioser . One of the alleged hit team dies in a dodgy car accident. Maybe he was the one that fucked it and killed the journo? https://nypost.com/2018/10/18/saudi-who-arrived-in-turkey-day-of-khashoggi-disappearance-dies-in-traffic-accident/ According to the recording. Which hasn't been released yet, they grabbed him and soon as he came into embassy and took him to table and starting cutting him up. I wouldn't be surprised if they all got seal team 6'd. If I was any of these guys I wouldn't be getting on planes or getting into cars for a while yet. https://mobile.twitter.com/ShermeenSarbast/status/1049937257241571328/photo/1 My guess is mohammed al otaibi will be the next on the chopping block. Or mohammed bin jittery as i've called him. The tour video he did on the consulate is funny, you can tell he is nervous and gulity as fuck. At one point he opens up a torso sized cupboard in a mr bean type way. https://mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKCN1MG0RC?__twitter_impression=true 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted October 18, 2018 https://meat-recipes.wonderhowto.com/how-to/howto-eat-human-0122609/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alt obits guy 3,371 Posted October 20, 2018 Saudi Arabia admits Khashoggi is dead but suggests it was due to a fight in the consulate. (Hmm 15 vs 1. Must've been some fight.) https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/khashoggi-death-consulate-1.4871187 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alt obits guy 3,371 Posted October 21, 2018 On 19/10/2018 at 20:07, alt obits guy said: Saudi Arabia admits Khashoggi is dead but suggests it was due to a fight in the consulate. (Hmm 15 vs 1. Must've been some fight.) https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/khashoggi-death-consulate-1.4871187 Saudi Arabia confirms Khashoggi was murdered. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-45935823 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 28, 2018 Another twist in the case of Willie McRae, almost certainly assassinated by The State when I was a boy. High profile SNP boy, lawyer, yet "sweep sweep" over his demise since 1985. Now the nurse who treated his corpse in Aberdeen has spoken. http://www.thenational.scot/news/17096658.nurse-who-treated-willie-mcrae-it-wasnt-suicide-he-was-shot/ 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 3, 2018 Well there are some right daft fuckers in America. https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/the-history 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted November 25, 2018 Nowt daft about this turn of events - Facebook won't reveal all so MPs are using parliamentary laws to force the issue: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46334810 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted December 15, 2018 This is one conspiracy that I only just become aware of but it happened and few years ago. Jim Carrey reveals things about the illuminati and mocks them. Less than a year later his girlfriend is dead and since then accusations he gave her drugs and STDs have all come about and he's stood trial aswell.Punishment maybe? Seems Jim thinks something is going on requesting evidence from the crime scene. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4741044/amp/Jim-Carrey-demands-Cathriona-White-suicide-photos.html?espv=1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
