TheFunkyPhantom 53 Posted April 1, 2018 On 24/3/2018 at 16:55, Joey Russ said: Theresa May's father used to warn her not to run with abandon through the cotton fields lest she fell beneath the combine. And that's the limited of my modern political knowledge 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted April 2, 2018 http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,087 Posted April 3, 2018 Mom deployed Taser on son to wake him up for church, court docs say https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/mom-deployed-taser-on-son-to-wake-him-up-for-church-court-docs-say/ar-AAvp3hP 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,597 Posted April 4, 2018 The Times isn't what it was... 2 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 7, 2018 Russell Crowe is having a fun birthday, by selling lots of shit. https://www.sothebysaustralia.com.au/catalogue/AU0822 $5-10,000 for a fully functioning chariot catches my eye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted April 7, 2018 The jockstrap jock's trap is cheaper. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted April 10, 2018 According to China Press, the unnamed pensioner tried to scratch an itch in his penis by inserting a one metre-long cable into his urethra on March 30. OMG, what? The man had inserted the 5mm-thick phone cable inside his penis as he was experiencing a furious itch caused by prostatitis or swelling of the prostate gland. Unfortunately, when his itch was relieved, he found that he could not pull the cable out, which had went in relatively easily. He experienced bleeding when he tried to pull the cable out so he rushed to the hospital for medical attention. Medical staff at Dalian Central Hospital in north-eastern Liaoning Province were shocked when the man walked in with 20 inches of the cable still hanging from between his legs. Open link to find out how it ends. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted April 10, 2018 https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/10/scottish-police-rescue-metal-fans-mistaken-for-suicide-pact-members Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted April 11, 2018 Rumors are running wild today that a Guangzhou college student cut off his own penis after his girlfriend said he was 'too small'. Videos and photos have circulated around Chinese social media showing a young man calmly walking around the campus of Guangdong Peizheng College in Guangzhou wearing only a t-shirt and nothing else below with dried blood covering his legs. If she thought he was too small before, just wait til she gets a load of him now! SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted April 11, 2018 what some people are willing to do for revenge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 13, 2018 Time to up your game CA, you can beat this http://abc13.com/sports/mother-of-4-aims-to-become-oldest-texans-cheerleader-ever-/3334036/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 13, 2018 How I imagine wee jum speaks.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted April 14, 2018 On 13/04/2018 at 18:20, charon said: How I imagine wee jum speaks.... Thats Fife, they are all inbred and weird. I'm sound more like Kyle from The View 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted April 15, 2018 https://www.livescience.com/57927-new-zealand-part-of-eighth-continent.html the 8th continent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,966 Posted April 16, 2018 On 7.4.2018 at 13:27, Cat O'Falk said: The jockstrap jock's trap is cheaper. Comedian John Oliver bought the dicksweat jockstrap: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/john-oliver-bought-russell-crowes-jockstrap-alaskas-last-blockbuster-video-1102899 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted April 18, 2018 5 hours ago, Wee Jum said: what else is there to do in the Edinburgh airport Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 19, 2018 You miss the point.. Its where the coke residue is.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
