charon 4,938 Posted June 7, 2014 http://www.thelocal.es/20140605/man-in-gorilla-suit-shot-by-vet As part of a drill to find out how to deal with the potential escape of one of the park’s apes, one of the workers dressed up in a gorilla costume to make the whole scenario all the more believable. Unfortunately for him, one of the vets must have not been informed about what was happening. When he saw a furry 'beast' outside its cage, he quickly grabbed his rifle and shot it, or him, with a narcotic dose meant for a 200-kilo mammal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 599 Posted June 10, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-27770334 Lift accident in Chile leaves man in critical condition. Nasty one to deal with when the lift car shoots up at maximum speed. 30 floors in 15 seconds. Maybe a broken counterweight. He hit the ceiling of the lift car. Maybe he should have instinctively fallen to the floor of the lift, in a aircraft type brace position, expecting it would be bound to smash into the upper winding gear. His head would then at least be 2 metres from any impact rather than say half a metre at best in a first point of harm position. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phoebo Posted June 28, 2014 I saw a gif on a football forum where they called Luis Saurez a vampire and made him look like Dracula. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted July 5, 2014 Think this is definitely a file under what the fuck story: www.buzzfeed.com/alisonvingiano/not-a-classic-rapist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted July 8, 2014 Another WTF story of a different persuasion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted July 26, 2014 Why, yes he can..... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted August 16, 2014 Are THESE little fuckers responsible for the all the sodding slow internet in recent months? http://www.mirror.co...nternet-4060825 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted September 2, 2014 Can you post that in another thread. We have a youtube video thread ffs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted September 26, 2014 “The wife has a bad snore on her and after watching the Shawshank Redemption on RTE one night in 1994, I decided to do something about it so I waited til she was in a deep sleep and then set about digging a hole under the bed in the direction of the pub. I used all manner of tools from spoons to a heavy duty tunnel boring machine I managed to sneak down there when she was at the shops. It wasn’t until 2009 that I hit the jackpot and came up through the women’s toilet mop and bucket room.” Lol...... http://tyronetribulations.com/2014/09/25/omaghs-shawshank-husband-dug-tunnel-from-bedroom-to-pub-over-15-years/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted October 3, 2014 http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/3981/20130914/australian-wild-pig-drinks-18-beers-gets-fight-cow.htm Australian Wild Pig Drinks 18 Beers, Gets in Fight with Cow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted October 13, 2014 Are we amused?: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-29587581 Oh btw can a mod rename this thread to "This is the neeeeews" plz? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stonecold 51 Posted October 19, 2014 All I can say is... "what a w***er!" Man Dies at Sperm Bank 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stonecold 51 Posted October 19, 2014 All I can say is... "what a w***er!" Man Dies at Sperm Bank Actually, re-reading the title he wasn't that great a w***er - only 4 times in 10 days killed him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted October 19, 2014 All I can say is... "what a w***er!" Man Dies at Sperm Bank Actually, re-reading the title he wasn't that great a w***er - only 4 times in 10 days killed him! You were beaten to it by Galento of all people. http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=8326&st=960&p=211928entry211928 Probably worth posting twice though. I ask again, what's with the only photo of him being in black and white despite the fact he died in 2012? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stonecold 51 Posted October 20, 2014 All I can say is... "what a w***er!" Man Dies at Sperm Bank Actually, re-reading the title he wasn't that great a w***er - only 4 times in 10 days killed him! You were beaten to it by Galento of all people. http://www.deathlist...28 Probably worth posting twice though. I ask again, what's with the only photo of him being in black and white despite the fact he died in 2012? Bugger... it takes a while for news to get down under - even with the Internet it would seem. Just read Galento's entry and pissed myself when I heard the comment that he was a stroke victim. I wonder if turning Chinese is the same as turning Japanese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,014 Posted March 17, 2015 So the UK will experience a supermoon during the solar eclipse on Friday 20 March. Sadly, you won't be able to post it to Facebook. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/03/16/facebook_community_standards_acceptable_content_update/ Sorry, it's a slow death day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted March 20, 2015 http://www.shortlist.com/cool-stuff/design/post-punk-icons-reimagined-as-marvel-heroes Pretty good.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,012 Posted March 26, 2015 You think you're having a bad day...? SC http://www.inquisitr.com/1951376/man-sues-hospital-after-kidney-operation-turns-into-penis-amputation/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,948 Posted March 29, 2015 My favourite typo of the day is contained in this report on Peter Stringfellow's "secret battle with lung cancer". (just below second photo, shortly before the reference to "the Big V"). Upon learning that it was, the treatment was very serious with surgeons removing a rib, half his lunch and lymph nodes in an operation that lasted eight hours.Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3016695/Peter-Stringfellow-reveals-secret-battle-lung-cancer-discovered-doctors-did-unscheduled-body-scan.html#ixzz3VmMiekCU Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Warning - contains photographs & video of Peter Stringfellow 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,948 Posted April 30, 2015 "Cox & Butt" fnarr, fnarr. Cox and Butt. It sounds like a firm of Sussex solicitors but in the years before the First World War they were involved in two heroic last-wicket stands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,012 Posted July 3, 2015 Alcohol Sausage Mouth Sword What could go wrong? http://www.dailysun.co.za/news/2015-06-26-watch-idiot-chops-off-friends-nose-graphic SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
