Sir Creep 7,013 Posted July 16, 2015 Turn your cat's bung into a shimmering jewel! SC http://www.boredpanda.com/cat-butt-gem-jewel-twinkle-tush/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mijkediablo 79 Posted July 17, 2015 Somebody's stolen the head of famed Nosferatu director FW Murnau from his grave. http://www.i4u.com/2015/07/93239/head-nosferatu-director-murnau-stolen Was it one of you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,091 Posted July 17, 2015 Somebody's stolen the head of famed Nosferatu director FW Murnau from his grave. http://www.i4u.com/2015/07/93239/head-nosferatu-director-murnau-stolen Was it one of you? I did it. You see I am lonely and need company Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted July 19, 2015 A shark attack , live on the telly. Wish I had a telly now http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/mick-fanning-shark-attack-video-jbay-open-final-south-africa-071915 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,013 Posted July 26, 2015 Posing as a California doctor, he gives cancer patient a bag of dirt as medicine. She paid him $2000 btw.SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted July 29, 2015 Does anyone know what the Koran says about irony? (uh warning offensive......ly hilarious) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,013 Posted August 1, 2015 I don't think this guy understands how fingerprints work. But the concept is one to chew on. SC http://www.freep.com/story/news/nation/2015/08/01/man-tries-chew-off-fingerprints-after-arrest/30986003/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mijkediablo 79 Posted August 1, 2015 I don't think this guy understands how fingerprints work. But the concept is one to chew on. SC http://www.freep.com/story/news/nation/2015/08/01/man-tries-chew-off-fingerprints-after-arrest/30986003/ Reminds me of the story (possibly apocryphal) that John Dillinger used to dip his fingertips in acid to melt off his prints. Of course, once the burns healed the prints grew back, so his plan backfired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted August 1, 2015 I don't think this guy understands how fingerprints work. But the concept is one to chew on. SChttp://www.freep.com/story/news/nation/2015/08/01/man-tries-chew-off-fingerprints-after-arrest/30986003/ Reminds me of the story (possibly apocryphal) that John Dillinger used to dip his fingertips in acid to melt off his prints. Of course, once the burns healed the prints grew back, so his plan backfired. Dunno. 'Grew back"? I spilt acid on my throat when I was 12, and over 30 years later it has not exactly grown back so that you wouldn't know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mijkediablo 79 Posted August 1, 2015 A bit of further digging has turned this up: http://www.crimemuseum.org/blog/john-dillinger-fingerprint-obliteration After one round of plastic surgery from which he was extremely disappointed to find that he still looked the same, one of the doctors suggested that he remove his fingerprints as a way to escape being detected. Dillinger liked this idea and elected to undergo the painful process of obliterating his fingerprints... Dillinger seemed to have taken the road less travelled when he chose acid to burn the tips of his fingers with in late May, 1934. The procedure appeared to be successful; however, faint ridge markings were still visible on his fingertips after the full healing process, as were seen after Dillinger’s death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,558 Posted August 2, 2015 Bulletproof armadillo puts Texas man in hospital after shot bounces off hard shell http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bulletproof-armadillo-puts-texas-man-in-hospital-after-shot-bounces-off-hard-shell-10432102.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,234 Posted August 3, 2015 Queen Elizabeth is in deteriorating health and wants to clear her name of all Nazi ties before she hands the throne to Prince William, yet Camilla Parker Bowles is blackmailing her to make Charles her successor. If not, Parker-Bowles will leak all Nazi secrets: http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2015/queen-elizabeth-collapsed-after-nazi-salute-scandal-camilla-parker-bowles-threatens-to-leak-more-royal-family-nazi-secrets/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted August 4, 2015 Queen Elizabeth is in deteriorating health and wants to clear her name of all Nazi ties before she hands the throne to Prince William, yet Camilla Parker Bowles is blackmailing her to make Charles her successor. If not, Parker-Bowles will leak all Nazi secrets: http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2015/queen-elizabeth-collapsed-after-nazi-salute-scandal-camilla-parker-bowles-threatens-to-leak-more-royal-family-nazi-secrets/ They haven't quite got the handle on the rules of succession, have they? Queen dies, Charles becomes King. It's quite simple, really... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted August 4, 2015 Queen Elizabeth is in deteriorating health and wants to clear her name of all Nazi ties before she hands the throne to Prince William, yet Camilla Parker Bowles is blackmailing her to make Charles her successor. If not, Parker-Bowles will leak all Nazi secrets: http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2015/queen-elizabeth-collapsed-after-nazi-salute-scandal-camilla-parker-bowles-threatens-to-leak-more-royal-family-nazi-secrets/ It's simply bizarre, especially as the Queen has another decade in her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,013 Posted August 7, 2015 This story was kiln me, had to post. SC http://cuppacafe.com/fawn-liebowitz-dies/20160 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted August 7, 2015 This story was kiln me, had to post. SC http://cuppacafe.com/fawn-liebowitz-dies/20160 Took all of 2 seconds to recognise the name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted August 12, 2015 Is the old man in that photo this guy http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-33849863 Seems the police are not content to violate the nations children and woman they are also after the country's old men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted August 12, 2015 http://www.westerndailypress.co.uk/Granddad-cruises-Trowbridge-drive-McDonald-s/story-27592851-detail/story.html This is my local. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted August 23, 2015 Truly shocking. No, not the fact that a Halibut went nuts with an AK-47 somewhere in Europe, but that the likes of the "Independent" and the White House actually acknowledged it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted August 23, 2015 Spotted on my faecesbook.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted August 23, 2015 The Foo Fighters stick one right up the Westboro Baptist Church. I'd have no problem with Dave Grohl bumming me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted August 23, 2015 The Foo Fighters stick one right up the Westboro Baptist Church. I'd have no problem with Dave Grohl bumming me. Strange thread for posting...but hey ho, you want him to blast you up the downpipe. Hope you're aware of the hypocritical cunts stance on HIV.....he'd be as well in the Baptist Church. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
