Magere Hein 1,400 Posted August 17, 2011 Gerard Depardieu (b. 1948) never been an advocate of healthy living... He seems to like his drink... regards, Hein 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted August 18, 2011 Gerard Depardieu (b. 1948) never been an advocate of healthy living... He seems to like his drink... regards, Hein I shouldn't have read that at breakfast time this morning... Meanwhile, Japanese pop star Akiko Futaba has died at 96. She should have been fried in '45 as she was living in Hiroshima but her train was passing through a tunnel at the very moment the atomic bomb hit. Huge kudos to her guardian angel for that one! Information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akiko_Futaba Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted August 18, 2011 Gerard Depardieu (b. 1948) never been an advocate of healthy living... He seems to like his drink... regards, Hein It would appear urinating on aircraft (but not in the toilet) is becoming quite commonplace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted August 18, 2011 Gerard Depardieu (b. 1948) never been an advocate of healthy living... He seems to like his drink... regards, Hein To be fair, he probably would struggle to fit in most airplane lavatories Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted August 19, 2011 Gerard Depardieu (b. 1948) never been an advocate of healthy living...He seems to like his drink...To be fair, he probably would struggle to fit in most airplane lavatories BBC News has a slightly different reading1 of the incident: In a statement issued on Mr Depardieu's behalf to French media, Mr Baer said he had passed him the bottle in which to urinate, but it had overflowed. "Gerard was upset at this and offered to clean up the mess," he said. "He has prostate problems and it was very worrying and humiliating for him. "He was also stone-cold sober at the time. This is not the way he usually behaves." From which we learn that he's usually drunk, confirming my first statenment. 1I apoligise for linking to an article with such a horrible pun in its headline. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted September 27, 2011 How about Albert Uderzo - the Asterix illustrator? Nearly 80 and, erm, well that's old.Yes please, make him stop. His cartoons are getting worse and worse.Good news for Hein; he's retiring. Good news indeed. Let's hope what that article calls 'a younger artist' includes somebody who knows how to write a script. From the same news I learned that our hero Gerard Depardieu is to play Obelix again in a new Asterix film, this time playing in Britain. I suppose the scenes with warm beer and Gallic wine will work quite well. regards, Hein Wonder if he'll be flying over ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted December 8, 2012 Depardieu's downward spiral continues: http://www.france24.com/en/20121130-depardieu-arrested-drunk-driving-scooter-paris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eesti 151 Posted January 9, 2013 Gérard Depardieu - he seems too fat for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,991 Posted September 7, 2014 Based on this pic from Daily Mail Gerard Depardieu is severely obese and in a wheelchair. An outside bet for 2015 perhaps Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,365 Posted September 7, 2014 Based on this pic from Daily Mail Gerard Depardieu is severely obese and in a wheelchair. An outside bet for 2015 perhaps Who ate all the pies??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted September 7, 2014 I still think Gerard Depardieu looks too well to just drop dead any time soon. Invested a lot in him already on the news of the liver transplant. Rejection is always a trigger and that's a factor between 5 and 10 years post operation. If he needs a new one then the cost won't trouble him and then he is set for another final ten years. Really I would still sooner go long and wait for more early stage news about a more major decline in his health. Anyway he is still holding his own... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted September 7, 2014 Based on this pic from Daily Mail Gerard Depardieu is severely obese and in a wheelchair. An outside bet for 2015 perhaps Cyrano De Boobie-Rack! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted September 7, 2014 I still think Gerard Depardieu looks to well to just drop dead any time soon. Invested a lot in him already on the news of the liver transplant. Rejection is always a trigger and that's a factor between 5 and 10 years post operation. If he needs a new one then the cost won't trouble him and then he is set for another final ten years. Really I would still sooner go long and wait for more early stage news about a more major decline in his health. Looks like Cyrano's eaten one too many Burger-acs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Book 3,590 Posted September 7, 2014 Based on this pic from Daily Mail Gerard Depardieu is severely obese and in a wheelchair. An outside bet for 2015 perhaps Reminds me of: But at least Brando was 80 when he died. 15 more sitting years to live for Depardieu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted September 7, 2014 Reminds me of: [HORRIBLE PICTURE] But at least Brando was 80 when he died. 15 more sitting years to live for Depardieu. Mother of GOD. Why? Why? They should show this pic to sex addicts, that'll cool them down for a while........ ... Jesus! *gouges out eyes* 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,232 Posted September 7, 2014 Based on this pic from Daily Mail Gerard Depardieu is severely obese and in a wheelchair. An outside bet for 2015 perhaps And he's smoking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,682 Posted September 7, 2014 Based on this pic from Daily Mail Gerard Depardieu is severely obese and in a wheelchair. An outside bet for 2015 perhaps And he's smoking Lovin' the cig. Elvis looked like that just before...you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,639 Posted September 8, 2014 Based on this pic from Daily Mail Gerard Depardieu is severely obese and in a wheelchair. An outside bet for 2015 perhaps Who ate all the pies??? "We don't serve pies Mr Blackadder my Frenchies don't eat pies" Probably the Huge suspicious looking sausages. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,365 Posted September 13, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/gerard-depardieu-drink-14-bottles-4242142 Depardieu claims to have killed two lions and is said to be able to drink up to 14 bottles of wine a day - which is clearly bullshit but judging by the state of him in the recent picture he certainly looks like a heavy drinker.I`d be amazed if he saw 70! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted October 11, 2014 I think he deserves his own thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted October 11, 2014 Shouldn't he be wearing blue/white striped trousers? regards, Hein 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,682 Posted October 11, 2014 I think he deserves his own thread. He's also been talking of late about working as a rent boy when he was very young. Given the ear-catching nature of quite a few recent claims, does anyone posting here know whether this is all plausible or if his ability to retain the plot of his life is also slipping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,550 Posted October 11, 2014 I think he deserves his own thread. He's also been talking of late about working as a rent boy when he was very young. Given the ear-catching nature of quite a few recent claims, does anyone posting here know whether this is all plausible or if his ability to retain the plot of his life is also slipping. It's almost reminiscent Marlon Brando in his last years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted October 12, 2014 Walking to some degree, so I think he is not in as dire state as envisioned earlier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted October 12, 2014 Walking to some degree, so I think he is not in as dire state as envisioned earlier. Yeah. However he is in bad enough shape that we maybe should start calling him Gerard Depart-due. And that pic of him being wheeled around like that in the airport. It doesn't say much for someone's will to live if they regard their own body as uncomfortably heavy luggage which prompts them to call for the porter! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
