Deathray 2,940 Posted February 21, 2015 The OP seems to indicate two champions in 2011, was there a time or something? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,063 Posted February 22, 2015 Katayama dead, on the 19th. 315 points, puts you second and into four figures, respect! Thanks. First time ever for me reaching four figures in the Deathrace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,280 Posted February 22, 2015 The OP seems to indicate two champions in 2011, was there a time or something? Nope, Spade won it in 2012, sorted now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,098 Posted February 23, 2015 Ahmed Givens provides points for Deadsox. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,280 Posted February 23, 2015 Ahmed Givens provides points for Deadsox. Deadsox jumps up a place and hits 664 pts, sorted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted February 23, 2015 When I take this contest seriously next year you'll all look like amateurs 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,098 Posted February 24, 2015 When I take this contest seriously next year you'll all look like amateurs More than we currently do? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,280 Posted February 24, 2015 When I take this contest seriously next year you'll all look like amateurs However seriously you take it, the prize has a £10 limit, right? If you want to get more money - find a sponsor! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted February 24, 2015 When I take this contest seriously next year you'll all look like amateurs However seriously you take it, the prize has a £10 limit, right? If you want to get more money - find a sponsor! Dignity is worth more than money and you'd have to be one hell of a Cunt not to give the prize to charity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,280 Posted February 25, 2015 When I take this contest seriously next year you'll all look like amateurs However seriously you take it, the prize has a £10 limit, right? If you want to get more money - find a sponsor! Dignity is worth more than money and you'd have to be one hell of a Cunt not to give the prize to charity. That's a terrible thing to say about Raskolnikov (proud owner of a DVD copy of the original - 1975 - Deathrace 2000 movie). Or, maybe, he watched it and gifted it to Oxfam. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,063 Posted February 25, 2015 When I take this contest seriously next year you'll all look like amateurs However seriously you take it, the prize has a £10 limit, right? If you want to get more money - find a sponsor! Dignity is worth more than money and you'd have to be one hell of a Cunt not to give the prize to charity. That's a terrible thing to say about Raskolnikov (proud owner of a DVD copy of the original - 1975 - Deathrace 2000 movie). Or, maybe, he watched it and gifted it to Oxfam. It wasn't a precedent then either, no? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,280 Posted February 25, 2015 When I take this contest seriously next year you'll all look like amateurs However seriously you take it, the prize has a £10 limit, right? If you want to get more money - find a sponsor! Dignity is worth more than money and you'd have to be one hell of a Cunt not to give the prize to charity. That's a terrible thing to say about Raskolnikov (proud owner of a DVD copy of the original - 1975 - Deathrace 2000 movie). Or, maybe, he watched it and gifted it to Oxfam. It wasn't a precedent then either, no? Hell no, the only precedent is that we offer a prize and keep it cheap and cheerful. It's to the credit of our second winner that s/he chose a charity donation, since when that's been the norm, along with all the good-natured joshing and general "well done but you need to get a life" style congratulations that pour onto the winner. After which, the thread is rightfully left to sink into oblivion hereabouts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,063 Posted February 26, 2015 He doubled his money in the Wall Street Crash but Irving Kahn has shortened the gap at the top of the Deathrace. Died on the 24th, apparently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,280 Posted February 26, 2015 Provisional on a suitable obit for Irving Kahn it just got tight at the top: Death Impends - 1437 MSC - 1341 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,063 Posted February 26, 2015 Thanks! To think, if I'd kept him as my joker instead of going British, it would look even better, but then I guess that would be getting greedy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,098 Posted February 27, 2015 I will await official confirmation but 4 people get points for Leonard Nimoy and I think this puts me in fourth place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,280 Posted February 27, 2015 Live short and shake up the middle order, Cheers Spock: Scoreboard: Death Impends - 1437 MSC - 1341 Estuarian Float - 993 Bibliogryphon - 977Devon Death Trip - 726 Perfect Passing - 700 Sean of the Dead - 700 Deadsox - 664Captain Chorizo - 352 Maryportfuncity - 350 The Engineer - 350 Toast - 350 Lard Bazaar - 307The Unknown Man - 307 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted February 28, 2015 Q - Who led the peasants revolt? A - Wat Tyler/ Q - Who led the pedants revolt? A - Which Tyler The ardent pedant often falls. Reminds me of when Nerina Pallot seems to have sung, "Safire, Safire, his typo is higher". That joke is dead obscure and not funny, but I'm proud of it. Seriously, what the fuck is this a reference to? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,280 Posted February 28, 2015 Q - Who led the peasants revolt? A - Wat Tyler/ Q - Who led the pedants revolt? A - Which Tyler The ardent pedant often falls. Reminds me of when Nerina Pallot seems to have sung, "Safire, Safire, his typo is higher". That joke is dead obscure and not funny, but I'm proud of it. Seriously, what the fuck is this a reference to? William Safire and the content of his columns: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Safire 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,063 Posted February 28, 2015 Q - Who led the peasants revolt? A - Wat Tyler/ Q - Who led the pedants revolt? A - Which Tyler The ardent pedant often falls. Reminds me of when Nerina Pallot seems to have sung, "Safire, Safire, his typo is higher". That joke is dead obscure and not funny, but I'm proud of it. Seriously, what the fuck is this a reference to? William Safire and the content of his columns: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Safire William Safire's high typo. And Nerina Pallot's song Sophia, which sounds pronounced more like Safire, malapropally speaking. I didn't claim it was a good joke. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,280 Posted February 28, 2015 Q - Who led the peasants revolt? A - Wat Tyler/ Q - Who led the pedants revolt? A - Which Tyler The ardent pedant often falls. Reminds me of when Nerina Pallot seems to have sung, "Safire, Safire, his typo is higher". That joke is dead obscure and not funny, but I'm proud of it. Seriously, what the fuck is this a reference to? William Safire and the content of his columns: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Safire William Safire's high typo. And Nerina Pallot's song Sophia, which sounds pronounced more like Safire, malapropally speaking. I didn't claim it was a good joke. Nowt wrong with a tad of intellectual humour! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,755 Posted February 28, 2015 Fuck me, this year's been so boring for deaths I'd not been taking much notice and forgot I had Dr Spock! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,181 Posted February 28, 2015 Fuck me, this year's been so boring for deaths I'd not been taking much notice and forgot I had Dr Spock! Fuck me, you will shag anything!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,755 Posted February 28, 2015 Fuck me, this year's been so boring for deaths I'd not been taking much notice and forgot I had Dr Spock! Fuck me, you will shag anything!!!! Needs must when the devil vomits on your flip-flops, or summat. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 892 Posted February 28, 2015 Fuck me, this year's been so boring for deaths I'd not been taking much notice and forgot I had Dr Spock! Might you mean Mr. Spock Lardy? Dr. Spock died in 1998. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
