The Old Crem 3,606 Posted April 4 4 hours ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Which would be the Portillo moment ? Cunt ? Mordunt ? Shapps aka Stockheath aka Fox ? JRM could also lose his seat too but still doubt it will happen Hard to tell. Shapps, JRM and Mordaunt all won their seats from Labour so a Labour Goverment winning them shouldn’t be that shocked Hunt would be a shocker but going Lib Dem means it’s not so much part of the wave. Also Portillio going was not expected by many and in those days there wasn’t the same news cycle compared to know where everything is expected before hand so they are less shocks. I think a lot of people through do assume JRM has an ultra safe ultra Tory seat when actually his seat is not particularly posh or wealthy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sod's Law 445 Posted April 4 8 hours ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Which would be the Portillo moment ? Cunt ? Mordunt ? Shapps aka Stockheath aka Fox ? JRM could also lose his seat too but still doubt it will happen As satisfying as his loss would be, Rees-Mogg lost whatever relevance he had with the downfall of Boris Johnson. He's nowhere near the leadership hopeful these days that Portillo was in '97. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,606 Posted April 4 Why am I getting the feeling a big policy for the Tories in the election will be a proposal for a return of national service. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted April 4 The race to the bottom continues. William Wragg the latest in the sewer. BBC's take: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68731683 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted April 4 Wragg said he handed over personal phone numbers to a person he met on Grindr. Those colleagues were sent unsolicitous flirtatious messages from senders identifying themselves as 'Charlie' or 'Abi' Two MPs responded by sending an explicit picture of themselves 'Kin Hell 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 5 No seriously, Godot will turn up in the end! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted April 5 Jesus flagshagging Christ. Genuine new campaign poster from the Tories: Problem is, by putting Sausagefingers III in the picture, the silly cunts have broken the law: 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted April 5 I see irony of ironies Wragg is a member of the "Common Sense" grouping 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted April 5 21 minutes ago, TQR said: Jesus flagshagging Christ. Genuine new campaign poster from the Tories: Problem is, by putting Sausagefingers III in the picture, the silly cunts have broken the law: It's like something you'd make up when you were messing around in computer class 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad252 807 Posted April 5 47 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: I see irony of ironies Wragg is a member of the "Common Sense" grouping Not the mention another ironic name scandal in that an MP called Willy exposed his...you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted April 5 1 hour ago, Brad252 said: Not the mention another ironic name scandal in that an MP called Willy exposed his...you know. There are a few MPs and ex-MPs whose dick pics are now out there. Maybe saved in a photo album called ‘Members of Parliament’. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted April 5 12 minutes ago, TQR said: There are a few MPs and ex-MPs whose dick pics are now out there. Maybe saved in a photo album called ‘Members of Parliament’. Post of the day 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted April 5 I see Hunt's come out in defence of Wragg, saying he's "very brave". Guess that means his number and todger weren't shared with the world then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sod's Law 445 Posted April 5 3 hours ago, RoverAndOut said: I see Hunt's come out in defence of Wragg, saying he's "very brave". Guess that means his number and todger weren't shared with the world then. He's probably worried about all the recent scandals affecting MPs with double-entendre names and thinks he'll be next. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,606 Posted April 5 I wonder if Wragg told the honeytrapp which heterosexual MP’a were rumoured to cheat on their wife’s. Feels odds that Dr Luke Evans would be included on the list (and sent a naked women image) when he is married unless he suspected he might respond positively. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 6 16 hours ago, The Old Crem said: I wonder if Wragg told the honeytrapp which heterosexual MP’a were rumoured to cheat on their wife’s. Feels odds that Dr Luke Evans would be included on the list (and sent a naked women image) when he is married unless he suspected he might respond positively. He's also a GP, maybe she was after a medical opinion! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,606 Posted April 6 Angela Rayner is surely resigning after the latest story. Starmer has no real need to protect her - he is so strong at the moment the unions can be pissed off. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,476 Posted April 6 Remember FOUR MONTHS ago when you said Ed Davey was resigning by the end of the week? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philheybrookbay1 247 Posted April 7 On 05/04/2024 at 13:08, TQR said: There are a few MPs and ex-MPs whose dick pics are now out there. Maybe saved in a photo album called ‘Members of Parliament’. Haha brilliant Well we've all been honeytrapped, forced to send nudes, and share 12 colleagues details. Haven't we?? Tories are firmly in the death spiral down the plughole. I see even Johnny Mercer retreating to the last posh neighbourhood this weekend saying "it's not that bad out here honest". He's toast come the GE in Moor View. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted April 8 Jeremy Cunt offers his two penn'orth on the Willy Wragg situation. 'Fulsome' struck me as a very interesting adjective for him to use. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted April 8 After having to drop seven parliamentary election candidates for writing or sharing a load of racism, Reform leader Richard Tice warns his members not to use social media after having a drink. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,585 Posted April 8 21 minutes ago, TQR said: After having to drop seven parliamentary election candidates for writing or sharing a load of racism, Reform leader Richard Tice warns his members not to use social media after having a drink. How does he think they ended up being Reform party candidates in the first place........ 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted April 8 2 hours ago, TQR said: After having to drop seven parliamentary election candidates for writing or sharing a load of racism, Reform leader Richard Tice warns his members not to use social media after having a drink. Don't think his Fuhrer would agree... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
