Canadian Paul 97 Posted January 9, 2006 Revenge is sweet. (Although the mouse still died) If the house had taken this man with him, he'd be an excellent candidate for the Darwin Awards 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted January 9, 2006 Revenge is sweet. (Although the mouse still died) Flamin' gnawer! (As Alf says on Neighbours) (Apparently) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted January 9, 2006 Revenge is sweet. (Although the mouse still died) Flamin' gnawer! (As Alf says on Neighbours) (Apparently) the rodent was apparently the man's best friend - they got along like a mouse on fire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted January 11, 2006 Squirrels bite Dog Armed & dangerous ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted January 11, 2006 Maybe they're on the Doherty diet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 12, 2006 Cyclops kitten is real. It's also dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted January 12, 2006 A squirral crossed with a rat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 12, 2006 Green, glow in the dark, Pigs. A step closer to eating bacon in the dark.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted January 12, 2006 Green, glow in the dark, Pigs. A step closer to eating bacon in the dark.... Not sure I fancy green bacon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted January 12, 2006 I do not fancy it, Sam I Am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 22 Posted January 15, 2006 TERRIERS ........ a song by Bruce "Powerjerk" McCulloch Terriers are my very favourite breed, Cute and cuddly easy dogs to feed. They'll help bring you up whenever you are down, Terriers average 20lbs. When I walk around in the Terrier town one thing that makes me down is when people put... bandanas... on their dogs. Terriers are my very favourite breed, Cute and cuddly easy dogs to feed. Terriers were there in the 11th century, Napoleon had one to prevent misery. Terriers are good with the aged, Studies show that they prolong old peoples' lives. No one wants to die, like this guy died: Die! Die! ... Die! Die! ... Die! Die!... Die! Die! Worms eating your... eyes. [spoken] You know those mornings when you just can't get out of bed, and you'd call in sick, if you had a job? You know those mornings when you just want to watch tv, eat cornchips, and masturbate? (sure you do!) Well, when those days happen... I want you to start thinking about my friends, my little furry waterproof pals... You know I'm talking about... [/spoken] Les terriers sont mes types favorites, jolie, charmant, pas de problème à maintenire. Ils donnent du joie quand tu c'es blu, Les terriers sont à peu prêt vingt livres. Give Terriers a chance (yeah!) Do the Terrier dance (no let's not)... So if you want your love to show, if you want your love to grow, Then go Terri - go Terri - go Terrierrrrrrrrrr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted January 18, 2006 Send a hamster through the post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted January 24, 2006 I would say yes...but I doubt that chimp is still alive. Given that the Thames whale got many mentions at the weekend, I'm sure a chimp is valid. I don't know what the official rules are - but what's the difference between a clever chimp and a stupid human? You can't tell the difference in my local Wetherspoons on Friday nights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted January 24, 2006 That's a shame because, in general, animals don't live as long. If I were to chose a top five animal death list it would be: 1 - Genghis, Eastenders. 2 - Bouncer 5 - Neigbours 3 - Magic - Timmy Mallet's cockatiel (if it's still alive) 4 - Meg - Blue Peter dog 5 - Cassie - Susan Kennedy/Smith's sheep on Neighbours, if still alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted February 13, 2006 Two giraffes have died in a fire at Paignton zoo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted February 14, 2006 I had a dream last night where a big ass raccoon was chasing a cat down the street, trying to kill it. All I had to defend it was a rake, but I was afraid of getting bit by the raccoon, so I stood by and did nothing. I guess the moral of the story was that you'll never get what you want if you aren't willing to get a little hurt, but maybe someone can tie the dream to a DL candidate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted February 14, 2006 Matilda, the world's oldest chicken, had died at the age of 16. I'll refrain from comment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted February 15, 2006 Matilda, the world's oldest chicken, had died at the age of 16. I'll refrain from comment. Chicken soup tomorrow? regards, Hein 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted February 15, 2006 Matilda, the world's oldest chicken, had died at the age of 16. I'll refrain from comment. Chicken soup tomorrow? regards, Hein For some reason, the first thought that came to my head when I read that was "It'd be a bit stringy, probably like Gerald Ford." It makes no sense, but I thought I'd share just to get within 50 posts of post-twuntdom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted February 15, 2006 A whole site for animal killing & dying ... Here More Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted February 22, 2006 I ran over a badger last night on the way home from work. It didn't die outright, I had to finish it off with a shovel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted February 22, 2006 I ran over a badger last night on the way home from work. It didn't die outright, I had to finish it off with a shovel. I usually find a cheese plate and a brandy help round off a meal best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted February 22, 2006 I ran over a badger last night on the way home from work. It didn't die outright, I had to finish it off with a shovel. I usually find a cheese plate and a brandy help round off a meal best. I've eaten quite a few unusual foods, but shovel isn't one of them. Or badger, for that matter. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted February 22, 2006 I knew deathlisters would help me with my post-traumatic stress !! At least I didn't do what this man does Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted February 22, 2006 I knew deathlisters would help me with my post-traumatic stress !! At least I didn't do what this man does Waste not want not. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
