millwall32 114 Posted January 19, 2006 Maybe there could be something happening with Mr Inman as browsing to his site, the following message is visible "John's Site has been temporarily taken offline. Thanks for your interest, please call back in a few days" He'll be dead by the end of the week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted January 19, 2006 Maybe there could be something happening with Mr Inman as browsing to his site, the following message is visible "John's Site has been temporarily taken offline. Thanks for your interest, please call back in a few days" He'll be dead by the end of the week. And John will be taken permanentely offline Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted January 19, 2006 Doesn't look good... john inman latest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted January 19, 2006 Sorry... the date at the top fooled me...didn't notice the december 2004 date at the bottom. Aplogies for getting everyone excited. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,235 Posted January 19, 2006 Maybe there could be something happening with Mr Inman as browsing to his site, the following message is visible "John's Site has been temporarily taken offline. Thanks for your interest, please call back in a few days" He'll be dead by the end of the week. If he dies I get a point in poolofdeath. So he probably won't die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,682 Posted January 19, 2006 He just got 'married' and looked dapper and dainty on the day. His virile young stallion is probably pumping him full of vitality as I type these words. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted January 19, 2006 He just got 'married' and looked dapper and dainty on the day. His virile young stallion is probably pumping him full of vitality as I type these words. And suddenly my cream of mushroom cup a soup doesn't look as appetising... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted January 27, 2006 He just got 'married' and looked dapper and dainty on the day. His virile young stallion is probably pumping him full of vitality as I type these words. And suddenly my cream of mushroom cup a soup doesn't look as appetising... Or my Cock-a-leekie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,682 Posted January 27, 2006 Fair enough, I don't know what it is about the notion of one man expressing his love by means of the spurting affirmations of his innermost desires but the image of blatant butt banging is a clear appetite supressant. Strange really when the idea of the moist collision of mouth and minge between women works in the the opposite way. Maybe I could write a book full of graphic accounts of gay men having sex to be given to fat people just before they binge eat. I could call it "John Inmen!" Arf arf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted January 27, 2006 "Moist collision of mouth and minge", you don't see that in the Daily Telegraph. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,682 Posted January 27, 2006 It'd be a better world all round if you did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted January 27, 2006 It'd be a better world all round if you did. Or indeed, a better 'around the world'...I'll stop there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I8one2 Posted March 12, 2006 It'd be a better world all round if you did. Or indeed, a better 'around the world'...I'll stop there. It's been some time and John's site is still off line. Here in the colonies we hear nothing. Any word yet on the big island? Am I reading correctly, John is hetero and involved with a female of the same specie? I squeezed him once in Arlington, Virginia, while he was on one of his PBS tours here in the US. He felt gay, but I only squeezed his waist while our picture was being taken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted March 12, 2006 It'd be a better world all round if you did. Or indeed, a better 'around the world'...I'll stop there. It's been some time and John's site is still off line. Here in the colonies we hear nothing. Any word yet on the big island? Am I reading correctly, John is hetero and involved with a female of the same specie? I squeezed him once in Arlington, Virginia, while he was on one of his PBS tours here in the US. He felt gay, but I only squeezed his waist while our picture was being taken. Ive felt drunk,depressed,enlightened,euphoric,but never gay. How do you feel homosexuality? The same species. As distinct from :ape,sheep,pig,cow,horse,fish,american. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest frank n furter Posted September 29, 2006 the best i can do for a quote from the show is younge mr grace speaking and the ulltimate weapon take a photo of mr humpfrees in bed with him. ( i know its spelled wrong) and no hes not gay hes just very feminen (also spelled wrong lol) aybs rocks big time so does waiting for god last of the summer wine as time gos by and keeping up appearences bbc amaerica is a god send Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,911 Posted September 29, 2006 the best i can do for a quote from the show is younge mr grace speaking and the ulltimate weapon take a photo of mr humpfrees in bed with him. ( i know its spelled wrong) and no hes not gay hes just very feminen (also spelled wrong lol) aybs rocks big time so does waiting for god last of the summer wine as time gos by and keeping up appearences bbc amaerica is a god send Please don't think all Rocky Horror fans are like this guest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flintstone Posted October 21, 2006 Believe it or not HE ISNT GAY. He's been in a relationship with a woman for a long long time.I couldnt believe it when i read that interview. Yes, and we all know, no gay man has ever been married. He and his partner confirmed their long time relationship in a civil ceremony in 2005. He is a Fruit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M.Lawrenson 11 Posted October 21, 2006 John Inman is Preston's finest. Preston's finest what, I'm not exactly sure. Other famous Prestonians include 'Freddie' Flintoff, the bloke who played R2D2 in Star Wars, some footballer who's name I can't remember, and (apparently) the parents of Butch Cassidy. Give me a chance - I need some reassurance about somewhere I'm going to be living in a few months... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,682 Posted October 21, 2006 It's eighty miles short of Carlisle and a little more than that from Maryport via the A66 and a right turn at Workington. I find that thought very re-assuring as a I speed northwards on the M6. The worst of the congestion ends at Preston. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,215 Posted October 22, 2006 John Inman is Preston's finest. Preston's finest what, I'm not exactly sure. Other famous Prestonians include 'Freddie' Flintoff, the bloke who played R2D2 in Star Wars, some footballer who's name I can't remember, and (apparently) the parents of Butch Cassidy. Give me a chance - I need some reassurance about somewhere I'm going to be living in a few months... Yes, but Sophie McDonnell makes up for some of the lame names above. I know which footballer you refer to but, by doing so, you left off the most famous Prestonian ever.. Sir Tom Finney All About Preston. Apparently Preston has a love-hate relationship with its bus station.... I visited Preston a few years back. I wasn't overly impressed. There are far worse places, but far better ones too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,682 Posted October 22, 2006 Of course one of Preston's most famous sons is a certain M. Lawrenson. Are you - perchance - Lawrenson, joshing with us here re the move to Preston, or are you - gasp - the self-same pundit who appears on television, by the way? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M.Lawrenson 11 Posted October 22, 2006 Well, I am also a son of Preston, though I've not lived there since I was 11. But 20 years later, things which can only be called 'circumstances' require me to move back there to live with my parents again. Yes, Preston Bus Station is awful. I remember reading the obituary of the architect who designed it years ago. (apparently, there was an exact copy of it built in Iran. As if the citizens of that country haven't suffered enough). My grandma lived across the road from it. In the early 80s, Sainsbury's kindly built a superstore to block out most of, but they're long gone. I'm hoping the bus station is demolished soon, as it will increase property values when it's gone - my family are presently waiting for my step-grandfather to die so we can get the house. The more famous M.Lawrenson lives in Southport, as I far as I know. It was the closest thing approaching a 'good area' near Merseyside that 1980s Liverpool players could afford. And if anyone wants to see it, I could take a photo of the side street in Preston town centre where John Inman was born. My father used to point it out to us as kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted October 22, 2006 I'm hoping the bus station is demolished soon, as it will increase property values when it's gone Although illegal, I recommend arson as a solution for this problem. With a bit of luck the police won't bother to try and find the perpetrator. There is, however, the possibility that the burned down bus station will be replaced by something even worse, say a roundabout. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kaspian Posted October 31, 2006 Try as I might, and despite the fact that the AYBS scriptwriting was approaching Shakespearian standards, I can only remember one of Mr. Humphries' catchphrases (yes, that one!), so the best I can do is: "I'M C!" I thought it was "I'm free" (available to serve.) Someone (Capt. Peacock? was always saying "_____ are you free?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,215 Posted October 31, 2006 I thought it was "I'm free" (available to serve.) Someone (Capt. Peacock? was always saying "_____ are you free?" It was. "I'm C" is a joke from here about his illness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
