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That's what I've got for this. So:

 

1. Predictor - 30 points

2. Sean - 10 points

3. Handrejka - Nul points

 

Any omissions and corrections that you can spot, then let me know.

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I'm as bad at this as I am at dead pooling.

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I have 80 points now:

 

Katherine Jenkins: 20 points

Michael Phelps: 15 points

Sunny Leone: 15 points

Kirsten Dunst: 15 points

Miranda Kerr: 15 points

 

+

 

Pending points for:

 

Kate Hudson: (20 points)

Josh Brolin: (20 points)

Pippa Middleton: (15 points)

 

So realistically, I should end up with 135 points in total.

 

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Ruth Davidson shites one out at over 10lbs :lol:

 

 

Hope its an orphan within the week.

 

 

Selfish lesbo cow.

 

 

 

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On ‎26‎/‎10‎/‎2018 at 17:59, charon said:

Ruth Davidson shites one out at over 10lbs :lol:

 

 

Hope its an orphan within the week.

 

 

Selfish lesbo cow.

 

 

 

 

A generous helping of baby to say the least

 

No austerity from her, then

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Kate Hudson's daughter Rani Rose Hudson Fujikawa was born on 2 October.

 

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a23627171/kate-hudson-first-photo-baby-daughter-rani-instagram/

 

Pippa Middleton's son was born on 15 October.

 

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1032314/Pippa-Middleton-baby-boy-name-weight-gender-details-Kate-Middleton-sister

 

Josh Brolin's daughter Westlyn Reign Brolin was born recently.

 

https://people.com/parents/josh-brolin-kathryn-boyd-welcome-daughter/

 

Looks like I will win this competition. :) What is the first prize btw? My very own baby? Or maybe I get to keep one of the celebrities' babies? Just make one of those carnival spinning wheels and see where it lands. Simple.

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You were pretty good at this, Predictor. I'll tally up all the scores over the next day or so, but I think it's probably reasonably clear who won already.

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Pool is over and we don't know her name, but a lassie in a coma for the last 14 years dropped a wean in December. If you picked her, expect a chap at the door from the Arizona politzi.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8122295/woman-coma-gives-birth-sexual-assault-phoenix/

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On 31/12/2018 at 23:35, Heef said:

You were pretty good at this, Predictor. I'll tally up all the scores over the next day or so, but I think it's probably reasonably clear who won already.

Could you please present the final scores soon, so that I can add this achievment to my curriculum vitae?

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Unless anyone has any disagreements over the assessment, here's the final scoreboard:

 

Pippa Middleton		34	06/09/1983	Gave birth 15/10/18	15
Robbie Williams		44	13/02/1974	Surrogate 07/09/18	15
Emma Watson		27	14/04/1990		
Meghan Markle		36	04/08/1981	Pregnant	
Kendall Jenner		22	03/11/1995		
Kylie Jenner		20	10/08/1997	Gave birth 01/02/18	10
Sam Faiers		27	31/12/1990	Gave birth 11/11/17	
Michelle Keegan		30	03/06/1987		
Ivanka Trump		36	30/10/1981		
Chloe Smith MP		35	17/05/1982		
Stephanie Davis		25	08/03/1993	Gave birth 01/17	
Katie Price		39	22/05/1978		
Peter Andre		45	27/02/1973		
Katie Piper		34	12/10/1983	Gave birth 13/12/17	
Ed Sheeran		27	17/02/1991		
Courtney Stodden	23	29/08/1994		
									55
				
James Jordan		39	13/04/1978		
Ronnie Wood		70	01/06/1947		
Ed Sheeran		27	17/02/1991		
Robbie Williams		44	13/02/1974	Surrogate 07/09/18	15
Jimi Mistry		45	01/01/1973		
Jason Manford		36	26/05/1981		
Olivier Sarkozy		48	26/05/1969		
Prince Harry		33	15/09/1984		
Ashton Kutcher		40	07/02/1978		
Mark Cavendish		32	21/05/1985		
Adele			29	05/05/1988		
Karen Clifton		35	20/04/1982		
Katy Perry		33	25/10/1984		
Keira Knightley		32	25/03/1985		
Chloe Madeley		30	13/07/1987		
Michelle Keegan		30	03/06/1987		
Victoria Coren Mitchell	45	18/08/1972		
Emmy Rossum		31	12/09/1986		
Emma Bunton		42	21/01/1976		
January Jones		40	05/01/1978		
									15

Pippa Middleton		34	06/09/1983	Gave birth 15/10/18	15
Michael Phelps		32	30/06/1985	Birth 12/02/18		15
Fergie			42	27/03/1975		
Sunny Leone		36	13/05/1981	Surr'e Twins 03/04/18	15
Vanessa Hudgens		29	14/12/1988		
Kevin Hart		38	06/07/1979	Birth 21/11/17	
Josh Brolin		50	12/02/1968	Birth 04/11/18		20
Kate Hudson		38	19/04/1979	Birth 02/10/18		20
Morgan Schneiderlin	28	08/11/1989		
Adele			29	05/05/1988		
Katherine Jenkins	37	29/06/1980	Birth 04/18		20
Cameron Diaz		45	30/08/1972		
Serena Williams		36	26/09/1981	Birth 1/09/17	
Billy Joel		68	09/05/1949	Birth 22/10/17	
Kirsten Dunst		35	30/04/1982	Birth 03/05/18		20
Kourtney Kardashian	38	18/04/1979		
Robbie Williams		44	13/02/1974	Surrogate 07/09/18	15
Jim Iyke		41	25/09/1976		
Miranda Kerr		34	20/04/1983	Birth 02/05/18		15
Queen Elizabeth ll 	91	21/04/2026		
									155

 

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Couldn't find a news article (Instagram ain't news) to support Schneiderlin, but you could add in another 15 points for that for Predictor if you can...

 

So. Final scores on the doors:

 

1. Predictor - 155 points

2. Sean - 55 points

3. Handrejka - 15 points

 

Super, smashing, great. Predictor takes home the trophy and the plaudits. Just wondering now where the news headlines are about the sickos predicting celebrity gravidity.

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20 hours ago, Heef said:

Couldn't find a news article (Instagram ain't news) to support Schneiderlin, but you could add in another 15 points for that for Predictor if you can...

 

So. Final scores on the doors:

 

1. Predictor - 155 points

2. Sean - 55 points

3. Handrejka - 15 points

 

Super, smashing, great. Predictor takes home the trophy and the plaudits. Just wondering now where the news headlines are about the sickos predicting celebrity gravidity.

Awesome, thanks. By the way, Handrejka should get points for Mark Cavendish as well: https://www.hellomagazine.com/healthandbeauty/mother-and-baby/2015082226884/mark-cavendish-welcomes-baby-boy/

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The Cavendish link appears to be from 2015 and your link to Schneiderlin is of very dubious quality, even though he's clearly had a sprog.

 

Either way doesn't change the result, just bragging rights over the scoreline.

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31 minutes ago, Heef said:

The Cavendish link appears to be from 2015 and your link to Schneiderlin is of very dubious quality, even though he's clearly had a sprog.

 

Either way doesn't change the result, just bragging rights over the scoreline.

Sorry, wrong link. Meet Casper, the the latest addition to Mark's family.

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/cycling/2018/07/10/tour-de-france-stage-four-verdict-mark-cavendishs-time-can-bounce/

 

What about this source for Schneiderlin?

 

https://www.telestar.fr/tele-realite/koh-lanta/camille-schneiderlin-koh-lanta-a-accouche-de-son-premier-enfant-384814

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Ideally need a DOB for the sprog, rather than '5 weeks old' at some particular point. His age won't make any difference though in this case, so that'd be 15 point for him.

 

The Schneiderlin article is definitely more of the real deal, but it does use that instagram thing as the basis for it, which is a little cheeky. As this isn't being run for a second time, I'm ambivalent about setting a precedent with respect to which sources are acceptable or not. He'd be 10 points, knock yourself out.

 

 

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15 hours ago, Heef said:

Ideally need a DOB for the sprog, rather than '5 weeks old' at some particular point. His age won't make any difference though in this case, so that'd be 15 point for him.

 

The Schneiderlin article is definitely more of the real deal, but it does use that instagram thing as the basis for it, which is a little cheeky. As this isn't being run for a second time, I'm ambivalent about setting a precedent with respect to which sources are acceptable or not. He'd be 10 points, knock yourself out.

 

 

Casper Cavendish was born on 22 May 2018 according to this link.

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/6416517/peta-todd-shares-the-arrival-of-her-fourth-child-casper-cavendish-and-whats-in-her-post-birth-hospital-bag/

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I will soon be restarting it - with a deadline of the 23rd December due to their often being Christmas announcements.

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