Deathrace 2018

[Deathray 2,940]

1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

Wassup with Tori Black - not even 30 yet is she?

 

Nothing; aside from being battered by a friend and struggling to find meaningful relationships. (battery risk, suicide risk),  Those aside porn girls are generally drugged up to high heaven by their bosses for years (addiction/overdose risk), have a high risk of anal prolapses (an extremely painful condition) (suicide risk).

[maryportfuncity 10,642]

10 hours ago, Deathray said:

 

Nothing; aside from being battered by a friend and struggling to find meaningful relationships. (battery risk, suicide risk),  Those aside porn girls are generally drugged up to high heaven by their bosses for years (addiction/overdose risk), have a high risk of anal prolapses (an extremely painful condition) (suicide risk).

 

W-w-w-whattt!!!

 

In the movies they always say they love it!

[Death Impends 7,957]

Will the third time be the charm for finding an emcee that hangs around into the new year?

[Joey Russ 7,220]

On 11/27/2017 at 15:19, Joey Russ said:

Just noticed the new MC. Hopefully he will oblige to stay for the next 35 days unlike David Cassidy...

No one wants to be the MC apparently...

[Death Impends 7,957]

*realizes my current DDP position*

 

Any chance Rayya Elias could be the new one? No reason...

[YoungWillz 21,028]

The seemingly immortal Clive James would be an excellent choice...

[maryportfuncity 10,642]

5 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

The seemingly immortal Clive James would be an excellent choice...

 

 

I'm hearing ya!

[Youwanticewiththat 611]

4 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

I'm hearing ya!

I'll send my condolences to Mrs James afore Christmas then.

[Grim Up North 3,725]

That photo of Jeanny Halliday - his eyes are TINY!

 

Anyhow think I might have a Deathrace dabble this year. 

[maryportfuncity 10,642]

53 minutes ago, Grim Up North said:

That photo of Jeanny Halliday - his eyes are TINY!

 

Anyhow think I might have a Deathrace dabble this year. 

 

Aye, yon'll be reet, eh? 

 

As one northerner might say to another

 

[maryportfuncity 10,642]

6 hours ago, Youwanticewiththat said:

I'll send my condolences to Mrs James afore Christmas then.

 

You'd better - he just signed up for the MC seat of death and it's only 6 December

[maryportfuncity 10,642]

On 28/11/2017 at 19:19, The Unknown Man said:

Here is my team for 2018:

1. Leah Bracknell (Joker)

2. Johnny Hallyday

3. Tessa Jowell

4. John McCain

5. Valerie Harper

6. Rayya Elias

7. Greg Gilbert

8. Javier Perez de Cuellar

9. Olivia Newton-John

10. Rev. Billy Graham

11. Devin Lima

12. Yasuhiro Nakasone

13. Stefan Karl Stefansson

14. George H. W. Bush

15. Norman Lloyd

16. Jose Jose

17. Isabel Peron

18. Nobby Stiles

19. Clive James

20. Linda Nolan

 

Subs: Tori Black, Robert Mugabe, Whitey Ford, Ruth Bader Ginsburg

 

 

So, Johnny's had his Hallyday - this lassie could make hisTORI as the first porn star to score on the Deathrace:

 

 

 

[YoungWillz 21,028]

The YoungWillz Usain Bolts of 2018:

 

 

Team Withdrawn.

Edited June 7, 2018 by YoungWillz
Not Interested Anymore, Too Much Self Indulgent Wank

[FrankieSaysRelax 1]

My team is totally far out to the max

 

1 Michael J. Fox
2 Simon LeBon
3 C. Thomas Howell
4 Phoebe Cates
5 Madonna
6Toni Basil
7 Cyndi Lauper
8 Arnold Schwarzenegger
9 Erno Rubik
10 Phillip Michael Thomas
11Joan Collins
12Holly Johnson *joker
13Rick Springfield
14Taco
15 Rae Dawn Chong
16Molly Ringwald
17Mikhail Gorbaachev
18Janet Jackson
19 Billy Idol
20 Boy George

backup
eddie murray
tom cruise

[TQR 14,385]

Sod it, let's give this a go.

 

Quim's Reaping Rally of 2018

 

1) Leah Bracknell ()

2) Kirk Douglas

3) Prince Philip, DoE

4) George H W Bush

5) Sir Billy Connolly

6) Murray Walker

7) Clive James

8) Sir Stirling Moss

9) Max Clifford  Steve-O, from the reserve benches

10) Oscar Pistorius

11) Lord Peter Carrington

12) Chris Rea

13) Billy Graham

14) Sinead O'Connor

15) Salvador Sobral

16) Stefan Karl Stefansson

17) Olivia Newton-John

18) John Travolta

19) The almighty Javier Perez de Cuéllar

20) Rofl Harris

 

RESERVE 1) Val Kilmer

RESERVE 2) Queen Elizabeth II

Edited December 10, 2017 by The Quim Reaper
Max Clifford died. Wahey.

[TQR 14,385]

Excellent, my reserve bench is needed after just 11 hours. They're too eager, these sick little lemmings of mine.

[Joey Russ 7,220]

Wonder if this year the deathrace will have over 40 participants? Then it would truly be an amazing competition. Of course, it's already amazing, but it will be even more amazing with a higher amount of participants...

[YoungWillz 21,028]

Team PM'ed to @maryportfuncity

[Sean 6,313]

On 29/10/2017 at 21:30, Sean said:

Death Race Form Guide #17

 

Former Hollywood actress and stunner Suzannah Leigh who worked with Elvis and dated a string of Hollywood men from Richard Harris to Steve McQueen was diagnosed with stage 4 liver cancer 13 months ago but apparently is down to stage 2 thanks to quack medicine.Sounds like she may be reunited with Elvis soon who she described as her soulmate.

 

 

Or not.

[maryportfuncity 10,642]

53 minutes ago, Sean said:

Or not.

 

Mary Tyler Moore once said that she'd heard Elvis slept with all his co-stars bar one; and she knew who the one was.

 

Then she added - "what was I thinking?!"

[NiceGuyEddie 1]

My team

1Linda Nolan(joker)

2Olive Boar

3Artie Lange

4Dilip Kumar

5Giuseppina Projetto

6Charlotte Rae

7Liam Miller

8Carmen Franco

9Paul Bocuse

10Rene Simonet

11Nobbi Styles

12Bessie Camm

13IM Pei

14Bernadette Chirac

15Anne V. Coates

16Barbara Bush

17John MacCain

18Nabi Tajimi

19Clive James

20Mitzi Shore

backup

Olivia DeHavilland

Jacques Chirac

George HW Bush

[Joey Russ 7,220]

Now I'm starting to slowly craft a Deathrace team with the hope of winning. Trying to have a team with only a few people crossing over to the DDP as well this year. Expect my team to come in on either the 29th or 30th of December...

[msc 18,437]

My word of advice would be not to craft a team with the hope of winning (ie to make that the sole pleasure of the game), because the Deathrace, being over such a small period of time, tends to wind up rather random. You can mitigate the factors but there's no getting round the vagaries of death sometimes! Imo, of course.

[maryportfuncity 10,642]

2 hours ago, msc said:

My word of advice would be not to craft a team with the hope of winning (ie to make that the sole pleasure of the game), because the Deathrace, being over such a small period of time, tends to wind up rather random. You can mitigate the factors but there's no getting round the vagaries of death sometimes! Imo, of course.

 

Wise words from someone with experience - we don't claim it as f***in' good fun for no reason.

[Joey Russ 7,220]

10 days till this closes. I'm certain that this will be another amazing year no matter how many people join, but I would like to see a lot of the newcomers to participate in this next year. Or, you could be like me and wait to submit until the last possible moment. Of course, it lead to Maryport's inbox to be completely clogged last time...