Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted November 12, 2017 If we are going to have a yearly awards show shite thingy then lets do it properly. Lets ignore the half baked one currently dying on its arse ( that's arse with an 'R' Lardy.. ) and do a proper one that can also die on its arse with a tad more dignity, or summat. So, having thought short and soft about it, I have come up with the following categories. Please be aware that there were going to be a couple of very special categories, however, only a few of us could possibly vote on it such is the erm, delicacy of the matter.. Anyway. 1) Admin of the Year 2) Mod of the Year 3) Thread of the Year 4) Post of the Year 5) News story of the Year 6)Poster of the Year 7) Worst Poster of the Year 8)The 'Should post more' Poster 9) The 'Should post less' Poster 10) The most missed Poster 11) The least missed Poster 12) Biggest wanker of the Year on DL 13) Most respected DL member 14) Add your random nomination for whatevah here. There you go. Fill yer boots. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 695 Posted November 13, 2017 I think I already know who won the 9th and 12th categories... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,936 Posted November 13, 2017 19 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: If we are going to have a yearly awards show shite thingy then lets do it properly. Lets ignore the half baked one currently dying on its arse ( that's arse with an 'R' Lardy.. ) and do a proper one that can also die on its arse with a tad more dignity, or summat. So, having thought short and soft about it, I have come up with the following categories. Please be aware that there were going to be a couple of very special categories, however, only a few of us could possibly vote on it such is the erm, delicacy of the matter.. Anyway. 1) Admin of the Year - Paul Bearer 2) Mod of the Year - Death Impends 3) Thread of the Year - Wifebeater vs patron Saint of plastic paddies 4) Post of the Year - That long rambling one by bladon in the drunk, bored psycho thread 5) News story of the Year - DL or in general? DL; Deathray is somehow not banned before MK; in general - the hollywood pedo scandal. 6)Poster of the Year - bladon 7) Worst Poster of the Year - Morbidkid 8)The 'Should post more' Poster - Banshees Scream 9) The 'Should post less' Poster - Bibliogryphon 10) The most missed Poster - Margere Hein/Cat O Falk if MH went in 2016 11) The least missed Poster - I'd say MK but he's banned - 12) Biggest wanker of the Year on DL - Myself if that's not allowed LFN 13) Most respected DL member - Death Impends 14) Orange Order Cheerleader in Chief - Charon 15 ) Best tits - Lardy 16) Talks the most about Cock - YoungWillz 17) Avatar I'd Jizz over - Gooseberry Crumble 18) Mini-Hitler of the Year - Paul Bearer There you go. Fill yer boots. 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,936 Posted November 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, Life Is Beautiful said: I think I already know who won the 9th and 12th categories... Enlighten me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,340 Posted November 13, 2017 So right with 16...ha ha... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,121 Posted November 13, 2017 12 minutes ago, Deathray said: Enlighten me? I somehow get the feeling it’s me. I could be wrong though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,936 Posted November 13, 2017 Just now, Joey Russ said: I somehow get the feeling it’s me. I could be wrong though... Could be me, you, MK or Mugabe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,121 Posted November 13, 2017 If we are doing categories: 1. Death Impends 2. Boudicca 3. Harvey Weinstein 4. Death Impends making the forum great again (I know it’s a group of posts, but I think it should count) 5. Hollywood scandal whoever brought it up 6. Mugabe 7. Morbidkid/Mad Hatter 8. time 9. Myself (I need to think through certain posts) 10. Cat O’Falk 11. Morbidkid/Mad Hatter 12. Same as 11 13. Death Impends... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 695 Posted November 13, 2017 48 minutes ago, Deathray said: Enlighten me? I actually meant the OP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted November 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Life Is Beautiful said: I actually meant the OP Yes but put it down and fill the rest of the list out you cock wand! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted November 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Deathray said: In your case, it's allowed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drewsky1211 4,149 Posted November 13, 2017 1 - Paul Bearer. 2 - Death Impends. 3 - King Michael's thread. 4 - Too many to count... 5 - Cassini's plunge into Saturn. 6 - Lord Fellatio Nelson. 7 - If I had to pick, JTrost. 8 - RobertMugabe. Haven't seen him in a while. 9 - Tie between Joey Russ and Sir Creep. 10 - I'll just go on the Cat O Falk bandwagon. 11 - Africa7777. There can be only one Bobby Muggs. 12 - Mad Hatter. 13 - drol. My Random Nominations: 14 - Saddest Hit of the Year: Gord Downie. 15 - Least Missed Hit of the Year: Ian Brady all the way. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 610 Posted November 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Yes but put it down and fill the rest of the list out you cock wand! Dear LFN Please can you fix it for me to have my very own cock wand? I could trade you a (slightly used) gold lame tracksuit..... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted November 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Youwanticewiththat said: Dear LFN Please can you fix it for me to have my very own cock wand? I could trade you a (slightly used) gold lame tracksuit..... I'd be happy to help but I'm hung like an emaciated hamster. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,706 Posted November 13, 2017 12 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I'd be happy to help but I'm hung like an emaciated hamster. Put that magnifying glass down. 1 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 695 Posted November 14, 2017 10 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Yes but put it down and fill the rest of the list out you cock wand! 5 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I'd be happy to help but I'm hung like an emaciated hamster. I know that I'm supposed to insult you back but looks like God already did. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 12,587 Posted November 14, 2017 1) Admin of the Year: Death Impends 2) Mod of the Year: Pre-promotion Death Impends 3) Thread of the Year: The great Javier Perez de Cuellar 4) Post of the Year: I mean there's a smorgasbord of things bladan comes out with... 5) News story of the Year: Too much obvious satire to choose from 6) Poster of the Year: Robert Mugabe 7) Worst Poster of the Year: Morbid Kid, quel surprise 8) The 'Should post more' Poster: Joey Russ (kidding) 9) The 'Should post less' Poster: Anyone without a job, perhaps? 10) The most missed Poster: Africa7777 (whoever he was...?) 11) The least missed Poster: MK again 12) Biggest wanker of the Year on DL: MK, please step forward. Oh, you can't. 13) Most respected DL member: I should imagine Paul Bearer or Death Impends 14) Worst next death predictor of the year: Well, I'd like to thank my family... 15) Most astonishing year survival: Leah Bracknell, the cow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,939 Posted November 14, 2017 Quote 10) The most missed Poster: Africa7777 (whoever he was...?) 11) The least missed Poster: MK again 12) Biggest wanker of the Year on DL: MK, please step forward. Oh, you can't. Your alias detection hardware needs a drastic overhaul imo..... 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 12,587 Posted November 14, 2017 19 minutes ago, charon said: Your alias detection hardware needs a drastic overhaul imo..... I have no idea what you might be talking about Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted November 14, 2017 13 hours ago, Life Is Beautiful said: I know that I'm supposed to insult you back but looks like God already did. There is no God. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 695 Posted November 14, 2017 5 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: There is no God. Hahahahaha Well of course YOU would say that. I really don't blame you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted November 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Life Is Beautiful said: Hahahahaha Well of course YOU would say that. I really don't blame you Well, unless you can prove Gods existence through scientific fact you are doing nothing more than standing there, in the face of reality, with just your knob in your hand. Lets see God ride to your rescue then, eh!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,009 Posted November 14, 2017 If there is a God, I shall be having a stern word with him about the design fault with our teeth. When we lose the first set we grow another, so why can't we regrow a lost tooth a second time? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 610 Posted November 14, 2017 On 13/11/2017 at 22:33, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I'd be happy to help but I'm hung like an emaciated hamster. That probably looks enormous to a doe. But can it do magic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted November 15, 2017 11 hours ago, Youwanticewiththat said: That probably looks enormous to a doe. But can it do magic? Well, maybe later, I will wave it over a £10 note and see if I can change it into £50. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
