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With Babs Chinnery's death, @Gooseberry Crumble hauls himself off the bottom of the pack with a hit.

 

5 Additional Points also for hitting a Lemmy.

 

Leaderboard updated. New one will be posted after the next hit.

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On 13/11/2018 at 19:18, YoungWillz said:

With Babs Chinnery's death, @Gooseberry Crumble hauls himself off the bottom of the pack with a hit.

 

5 Additional Points also for hitting a Lemmy.

 

Leaderboard updated. New one will be posted after the next hit.

Thank you! Hopefully now I can make good on my pledge and stay off the bottom of the pool until it ends thus progressing on last year's last place finish! 

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Dead so Far:

Giuseppina Projetto - 6 July - No Obit.

Alan Gilzean - 8 July - Obit.

Lord Peter Carrington - 9 July - Obit.

Clive King - 10 July - Obit.

Lindy Remigino - 11 July - No Obit.

Chiyo Miyako - 22 July -  Obit.

Bernard Hepton - 27 July - Obit.

Bruce Lietzke - 28 July - Obit.

Charlotte Rae - 5 August - Obit.

Rosemary Powell - 15 August - Obit.

Aretha Franklin - 16 August - Obit.

Spencer P Jones - 21 August - Obit.

Stefan Karl Stefansson - 21 August - Obit.

John McCain - 25 August - Obit.

Neil Simon - 26 August - Obit.

Olive Boar - 28 August - Obit.

Will Jordan - 6 September - No Obit.

Kulsoom Nawaz - 11 September - Obit.

Maartin Allcock - 16 September - Obit.

Denis Norden - 19 September - Obit.

Charles Aznavour - 1 October - Obit.

Do Muoi - 1 October - Obit.

Montserrat Caballe - 6 October - Obit.

Mary Midgley - 10 October - Obit

Doug Ellis - 11 October - Obit.

ND Tiwari - 18 October - No Obit.

Babs Chinnery - 28 October - Obit.

Ted Mack - 6 November - Obit.

Stan Lee - 12 November - Obit.

Devin Lima - 21 November - Obit.

Nicolas Roeg - 23 November - Obit.

Jean Barker, Baroness Trumpington - 26 November - Obit.

George HW Bush - 30 November - Obit.

Richard Overton - 27 December - Obit.

 

Death Impends: 1080 Points (Miyako; Rae; Jones; Stefansson; J McCain; Simon; Nawaz; Norden; GHW Bush; Overton)

 

Cards Played: Seven of HeartsSeven of DiamondsSix of DiamondsQueen of ClubsNine of ClubsSix of ClubsJack of DiamondsFive of HeartsAce of DiamondsNine of Hearts

 

Captain Chorizo: 808 Points (Miyako; Rae; Stefansson; J McCain; Nawaz; Allcock; Mack; GHW Bush) (Sub: Jones [8 Diamonds])

 

Cards Played:  Two of HeartsFour of ClubsThree of HeartsNine of SpadesEight of HeartsJack of DiamondsTen of ClubsSix of Diamonds

 

msc: 740 Points (Carrington; Lietzke; Rae; Stefansson; J McCain; Lima; GHW Bush) (Sub: Gilzean [5 Hearts])

Cards Played: Eight of HeartsThree of ClubsNine of DiamondsFive of SpadesSeven of HeartsNine of SpadesSeven of Spades

 

FujimoriNoMorey: 710 Points (Miyako; Rae; Stefansson; J McCain; Boar; Nawaz; Mack)

 

Cards Played: Nine of DiamondsEight of SpadesThree of Spades Queen of HeartsSix of DiamondsEight of DiamondsJack of Clubs

 

Clorox Bleachman: 705 Points (Rae; Stefansson; J McCain; Simon; Nawaz; Lee; GHW Bush)

 

Cards Played: Two of SpadesFive of DiamondsFour of HeartsEight of HeartsSeven of DiamondsAce of DiamondsKing of Clubs

 

Joey Russ: 642 Points (Jones; Stefansson; J McCain; Nawaz; Lee; Overton) (Sub: Rae [A Diamonds]; Allcock [Q Spades]; GHW Bush [J Hearts])

Cards Played: Ace of HeartsJack of HeartsSeven of HeartsThree of SpadesNine of HeartsFive of Diamonds

 

Sir Creep: 631 Points (Miyako; Stefansson; J McCain; Nawaz; Muoi; GHW Bush) (Sub: Carrington: [K Hearts]; Jones [J Diamonds]; Boar [7 Spades])

 

Cards Played: Two of HeartsFive of ClubsNine of SpadesKing of DiamondsSix of SpadesThree of Diamonds

 

Phantom Of The Midway: 613 Points (Stefansson; J McCain; Simon; Nawaz; Allcock; GHW Bush) (Sub: Franklin [3 Hearts])

Cards Played: Queen of DiamondsQueen of SpadesFour of DiamondsThree of HeartsJack of ClubsKing of Spades 

 

Bibliogryphon: 515 Points (C. King, Hepton; Midgley; Ellis; Overton) (Sub: J McCain [6 Hearts]; Roeg [9 Hearts])

 

Cards Played: Three of HeartsTen of DiamondsFour of ClubsJack of ClubsNine of Hearts 

 

The Old Lady: 515 Points (Stefansson; J. McCain; Simon; Norden; GHW Bush) (Sub: Rae [5 Diamonds])

Cards Played: Eight of SpadesTen of HeartsFour of DiamondsTwo of HeartsTen of Diamonds

 

YoungWillz: 503 Points (Rae; J. McCain; Simon; Aznavour; GHW Bush) (Sub: Norden [3 Hearts])

 

Cards Played: Five of ClubsSeven of SpadesJack of DiamondsEight of SpadesTwo of Clubs 

 

gcreptile: 500 Points (Miyako; Jones; J McCain; Simon; Nawaz)

 

Cards Played: Nine of SpadesSix of ClubsTwo of ClubsSeven of ClubsQueen of Hearts

 

Toast: 413 Points (Carrington; Stefansson; J McCain; GHW Bush) (Sub: Simon [3 Clubs])

Cards Played: Five of ClubsKing of HeartsSeven of HeartsSeven of Diamonds

 

Torva Messor: 404 Points (Rae; Stefansson; J McCain; Trumpington) (Sub: Norden [4 Diamonds])

 

Cards Played: Two of DiamondsNine of ClubsSix of DiamondsThree of Clubs

 

Yorkshire Banker: 404 Points (Stefansson; J McCain; Trumpington; Overton) (Sub: GHW Bush [4 Clubs])

Cards Played: Six of ClubsFour of SpadesQueen of SpadesTen of Hearts

 

Fixed Business: 400 Points (J. McCain; Muoi; Lima; GHW Bush)

Cards Played: Two of DiamondsKing of SpadesEight of ClubsSix of Hearts

 

Sean: 328 Points (Stefansson; J McCain; Nawaz) (Sub: Jones [8 Hearts])

Cards Played: Three of SpadesAce of HeartsAce of Clubs

 

Skinny Kiltrunner: 225 Points (Stefansson; Nawaz) (Sub: J McCain [7 Clubs]; Caballe [8 Diamonds])

Cards Played: Two of ClubsTwo of Spades

 

Gooseberry Crumble: 205 Points (Powell; Chinnery)

Cards Played: Two of SpadesAce of Spades

 

Doulton: 200 Points (J McCain; GHWBush)

Cards Played: Queen of HeartsFive of Clubs

 

WoukThisWay: 122 Points  (J McCain) (Sub: Miyako [J Hearts]; Rae [J Clubs])

Cards Played: Jack of Diamonds

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Devin Lima has decided to FO the L outta here!

 

@msc and @FixedBusiness both hit.

 

Additional 10 points to msc for a pair of 9s. Leaderboard updated.

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Well, I know I've hit with George HW Bush here and I'll bet I'm not alone.

 

I'll give an update later. Bear with, bear with....

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Not sure if the actual playing cards mean anything, but after Bush Sr is charted, alls I needs is a '4' for a straight (2-3-4-5-6)!  Only #4 I have is Barbara Barrie.  Cmon girl!
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Ok, I have checked who went with the Bush in the hand, and several teams have hit, including yours truly.

 

The following bonuses have been awarded:

 

msc: Hits a pair of 7s for 10 additional points and makes two pair of 7s and 9s for a further 15 additional points = Total 25 Additional Points

 

 theoldlady: Hits a pair of 10s for 10 additional points.

 

Death Impends: Hits an A for 5 additional points.

 

Toast: Hits a pair of 7s for 10 additional points.

 

Now, for those who had Bush as a sub:

 

Joey Russ draws J Hearts for 11 Points.

 

Yorkshire Banker draws 4 Clubs for 4 Points.

 

Leaderboard updated. Phew!

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Well, my pick Charlie Quinlan died and noone noticed, not even me, 6 months ago...

 

 

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Ok @gcreptile, there is no time limit on the rule that if a person has died prior to the start of the game, a sub will be inserted for that person if it is discovered subsequently. Crikey, not even I with all my double checking noticed!

 

So I'll promote Sir Owen Glenn into Quinlan's place, leaving you 4 surviving subs.

 

Ain't I a gent?

 

 

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I actually think he was alive at the start of the game. There are articles from mid-June that said that he is willing to say something. But he must have died shortly afterwards.

 

My poker team has been quite a nice collection of fail - no need to change that.

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3 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

I actually think he was alive at the start of the game. There are articles from mid-June that said that he is willing to say something. But he must have died shortly afterwards.

 

My poker team has been quite a nice collection of fail - no need to change that.

The Facebook article seems to have been posted on 26 June, and the video says he died about "a week ago".

 

Good enough for me to say he died prior to the start.

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1 minute ago, YoungWillz said:

The Facebook article seems to have been posted on 26 June, and the video says he died about "a week ago".

 

Good enough for me to say he died prior to the start.

Ha, well okay then!

Couldn't figure out when it was posted...didn't really look, to be honest. 

This article was from June 10th and had him alive: https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2018/06/gravely-ill-aussie-underworld-figure-says-he-ll-reveal-secrets-to-police.html

So yeah, died between that day and the 20th....

 

Thank you, but then, Sir Owen Glenn isn't dying anyway - fresh from several legal victories..

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At the risk of tempting fate, nothing on this pool since the end of November!

 

Surely December won't be a white-out?

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Fate has indeed been tempted! They think it's all Overton - it might be now!

 

Hits for @Death Impends, @Joey Russ; @YorkshireBanker and @Bibliogryphon.

 

Out of these, only one player gets any bonuses. It's that man again....extending his lead....

 

Death Impends: Pair of 9s = 10 Points; Two Pair of 9s and 6s = 15 Points; Two Pair of 9s and 7s = 15 Points. Total Additional Points: 40.

 

Leaderboard Updated.

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Dead so Far:

Giuseppina Projetto - 6 July - No Obit.

Alan Gilzean - 8 July - Obit.

Lord Peter Carrington - 9 July - Obit.

Clive King - 10 July - Obit.

Lindy Remigino - 11 July - No Obit.

Chiyo Miyako - 22 July -  Obit.

Bernard Hepton - 27 July - Obit.

Bruce Lietzke - 28 July - Obit.

Charlotte Rae - 5 August - Obit.

Rosemary Powell - 15 August - Obit.

Aretha Franklin - 16 August - Obit.

Spencer P Jones - 21 August - Obit.

Stefan Karl Stefansson - 21 August - Obit.

John McCain - 25 August - Obit.

Neil Simon - 26 August - Obit.

Olive Boar - 28 August - Obit.

Will Jordan - 6 September - No Obit.

Kulsoom Nawaz - 11 September - Obit.

Maartin Allcock - 16 September - Obit.

Denis Norden - 19 September - Obit.

Charles Aznavour - 1 October - Obit.

Do Muoi - 1 October - Obit.

Montserrat Caballe - 6 October - Obit.

Mary Midgley - 10 October - Obit

Doug Ellis - 11 October - Obit.

ND Tiwari - 18 October - No Obit.

Babs Chinnery - 28 October - Obit.

Ted Mack - 6 November - Obit.

Stan Lee - 12 November - Obit.

Devin Lima - 21 November - Obit.

Nicolas Roeg - 23 November - Obit.

Jean Barker, Baroness Trumpington - 26 November - Obit.

George HW Bush - 30 November - Obit.

Richard Overton - 27 December - Obit.

Simon Ricketts - 29 December - Obit.

Hector Timerman - 30 December - Obit.

Don Lusk - 30 December - No Obit.

 

Death Impends: 1080 Points (Miyako; Rae; Jones; Stefansson; J McCain; Simon; Nawaz; Norden; GHW Bush; Overton)

 

Cards Played: Seven of HeartsSeven of DiamondsSix of DiamondsQueen of ClubsNine of ClubsSix of ClubsJack of DiamondsFive of HeartsAce of DiamondsNine of Hearts

 

Captain Chorizo: 968 Points (Miyako; Rae; Stefansson; J McCain; Nawaz; Allcock; Mack; GHW Bush; Timerman) (Sub: Jones [8 Diamonds])

 

Cards Played:  Two of HeartsFour of ClubsThree of HeartsNine of SpadesEight of HeartsJack of DiamondsTen of ClubsSix of DiamondsSeven of Hearts

 

msc: 840 Points (Carrington; Lietzke; Rae; Stefansson; J McCain; Lima; GHW Bush; Ricketts) (Sub: Gilzean [5 Hearts])

Cards Played: Eight of HeartsThree of ClubsNine of DiamondsFive of SpadesSeven of HeartsNine of SpadesSeven of SpadesTen of Diamonds

 

Phantom Of The Midway: 818 Points (Stefansson; J McCain; Simon; Nawaz; Allcock; GHW Bush; Ricketts; Timerman) (Sub: Franklin [3 Hearts])

Cards Played: Queen of DiamondsQueen of SpadesFour of DiamondsThree of HeartsJack of ClubsKing of SpadesAce of DiamondsFive of Clubs 

 

FujimoriNoMorey: 710 Points (Miyako; Rae; Stefansson; J McCain; Boar; Nawaz; Mack)

 

Cards Played: Nine of DiamondsEight of SpadesThree of Spades Queen of HeartsSix of DiamondsEight of DiamondsJack of Clubs

 

Clorox Bleachman: 705 Points (Rae; Stefansson; J McCain; Simon; Nawaz; Lee; GHW Bush)

 

Cards Played: Two of SpadesFive of DiamondsFour of HeartsEight of HeartsSeven of DiamondsAce of DiamondsKing of Clubs

 

Joey Russ: 647 Points (Jones; Stefansson; J McCain; Nawaz; Lee; Overton) (Sub: Rae [A Diamonds]; Allcock [Q Spades]; GHW Bush [J Hearts]; Timerman [5 Hearts])

Cards Played: Ace of HeartsJack of HeartsSeven of HeartsThree of SpadesNine of HeartsFive of Diamonds

 

Sir Creep: 631 Points (Miyako; Stefansson; J McCain; Nawaz; Muoi; GHW Bush) (Sub: Carrington: [K Hearts]; Jones [J Diamonds]; Boar [7 Spades])

 

Cards Played: Two of HeartsFive of ClubsNine of SpadesKing of DiamondsSix of SpadesThree of Diamonds

 

Bibliogryphon: 515 Points (C. King, Hepton; Midgley; Ellis; Overton) (Sub: J McCain [6 Hearts]; Roeg [9 Hearts])

 

Cards Played: Three of HeartsTen of DiamondsFour of ClubsJack of ClubsNine of Hearts 

 

The Old Lady: 515 Points (Stefansson; J. McCain; Simon; Norden; GHW Bush) (Sub: Rae [5 Diamonds])

Cards Played: Eight of SpadesTen of HeartsFour of DiamondsTwo of HeartsTen of Diamonds

 

Torva Messor: 514 Points (Rae; Stefansson; J McCain; Trumpington; Ricketts) (Sub: Norden [4 Diamonds])

 

Cards Played: Two of DiamondsNine of ClubsSix of DiamondsThree of ClubsSix of Spades

 

YoungWillz: 503 Points (Rae; J. McCain; Simon; Aznavour; GHW Bush) (Sub: Norden [3 Hearts])

 

Cards Played: Five of ClubsSeven of SpadesJack of DiamondsEight of SpadesTwo of Clubs 

 

gcreptile: 500 Points (Miyako; Jones; J McCain; Simon; Nawaz)

 

Cards Played: Nine of SpadesSix of ClubsTwo of ClubsSeven of ClubsQueen of Hearts

 

Sean: 428 Points (Stefansson; J McCain; Nawaz; Ricketts) (Sub: Jones [8 Hearts])

Cards Played: Three of SpadesAce of HeartsAce of ClubsTen of Diamonds

 

Toast: 413 Points (Carrington; Stefansson; J McCain; GHW Bush) (Sub: Simon [3 Clubs])

Cards Played: Five of ClubsKing of HeartsSeven of HeartsSeven of Diamonds

 

Yorkshire Banker: 404 Points (Stefansson; J McCain; Trumpington; Overton) (Sub: GHW Bush [4 Clubs])

Cards Played: Six of ClubsFour of SpadesQueen of SpadesTen of Hearts

 

Fixed Business: 400 Points (J. McCain; Muoi; Lima; GHW Bush)

Cards Played: Two of DiamondsKing of SpadesEight of ClubsSix of Hearts

 

Skinny Kiltrunner: 225 Points (Stefansson; Nawaz) (Sub: J McCain [7 Clubs]; Caballe [8 Diamonds])

Cards Played: Two of ClubsTwo of Spades

 

Gooseberry Crumble: 205 Points (Powell; Chinnery)

Cards Played: Two of SpadesAce of Spades

 

Doulton: 200 Points (J McCain; GHWBush)

Cards Played: Queen of HeartsFive of Clubs

 

WoukThisWay: 122 Points  (J McCain) (Sub: Miyako [J Hearts]; Rae [J Clubs])

Cards Played: Jack of Diamonds

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Nobody had June Whitfield, not even me.

 

However, 4 teams had a bad case of Ricketts, and Simon says points are awarded to msc, Torva Messor, Sean and Phantom of the Midway.

 

Bonuses:

 

Torva Messor: Pair of 6s = 10 Additional Points.

Phantom of the Midway: A Diamonds = 5 Additional Points.

 

msc leapfrogs Captain Chorizo for second, and the Midway Phantom moves into 4th at the top.

 

Leaderboard updated.

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4 out of 5 subs died in poker tourney for me, which presumably makes me the one with the most dead subs, again. I’m really bad at getting people onto the main team here...

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12 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

4 out of 5 subs died in poker tourney for me, which presumably makes me the one with the most dead subs, again. I’m really bad at getting people onto the main team here...

Word of advice if I run this again. Set your team Joey, then take all your subs and put them in your main team! :lol:

 

Anyway, this is looking like the closest damn run thing I ever did see! Timerman's QO means that Phantom of the Midway and Captain Chorizo hit.

 

Bonuses ensue for the Captain: Straight - 6,7,8,9,10 = 30 Points; 7,8,9,10, J =30 Points. Total Additional Points: 60.

 

Sub: Joey Russ draws 5 Hearts = 5 Points.

 

Captain Chorizo barges his way back into second place, having substantially cut DI's lead. Is it too late? Will there be a Hogmanay duel? Will Joey get the Flush he's been threatening to get for months? Can anyone stop the defending champ?

 

Leaderboard updated.

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1 hour ago, Joey Russ said:

4 out of 5 subs died in poker tourney for me, which presumably makes me the one with the most dead subs, again. I’m really bad at getting people onto the main team here...


I'm only 1 behind, mate, and asking Renee Simonot or Roberta Bush -- 211 years combined -- to cark it ain't asking a whole hell of a lot.

 

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If Don Lusk achieves a QO, then it's very likely that DI wins this thing.

 

I mean, I said it was close, there was no need to go out and kill him just to ensure the win, ha!

 

Anyway, there's still a few more days for QOs to filter through, who knows who won't make the New Year?

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It's funny, I was thinking how Chorizo only just got the first straights in this pool - and how I needed one of Blanco, Palau, or Lusk to die to manage that. Given Palau is doing reasonably well, and Blanco is fecked but not at the days stage yet, I figured Lusk was the best shot given 105 year olds can die anytime, but didn't actually expect it!

 

Of course that's still pending QO and all, but then even if he doesn't he's at least already gotten counting points for the pool where I needed him to win ;)

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The interminable wait for a Don Lusk obit continues...

 

Meantime, this pool will be closing in a couple of days. I'm not checking your entries (unless a Doreen Keough type comes in) so if you think you've a death and a QO I've missed, let me know.

 

The lights on last year's casino are dimming, and I'm paying off the EU born bouncers....

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