Britney Spears, Kerry Katona, Heather Locklear et al.

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

A few news sources reporting that Kerry Katona was offered up to £250k for the final series of Celebrity Big Brother but ruled out on their psychological assessment after she had said yes. Considering the state of some of the people who do make it past that low(ish) hurdle, she must still be in a very bad place.

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Katona is creaming it with the coverage at the moment. The Sun today reporting she befriended a woman on Facebook and then got stalked for her troubles. Nice twist at the start of the piece when The Sun reported police were amazed she had a fan!

[Windsor 2,233]

Katona is creaming it with the coverage at the moment. The Sun today reporting she befriended a woman on Facebook and then got stalked for her troubles. Nice twist at the start of the piece when The Sun reported police were amazed she had a fan!

 

She is probably just trying to get out of paying the cleaning lady...

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Katona's off to fat camp.

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Tila Tequila has fallen and hit her head

 

In her own words.

 

I could have a brain concussion and die in a few hours

 

I am never that lucky.

[Garn2 34]

"A professional who is extremely close to Lindsay Lohan", whatever that means, has told TMZ: "If she doesn't get help soon, she's going to die."

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OMG - Talc, self-raising or coke? If I were the "pap" I'd look to catch a trace for the cops to test. For now LL's back on my radar, and just outside my 50 name for next year.

[Falkekopf 50]

Surely she just has athletes foot and has liberally applied some dusting powder!

 

 

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After ditching a West Hollywood club that wouldn't let her cut in line earlier this month

 

I completely misunderstood that at first. (at least I think I did)

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Blistering Bimbo Blitzkrieg, or summat.

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Jordan in meltdown, apparently.

[Toast 16,126]

Speaking of Jordan, I went to a funeral yesterday and all three hymns contained references to her.

 

Bring us safe through Jordan (Thine be the glory)

 

When I tread the verge of Jordan (Guide me O Thou great Redeemer)

 

and worst of all

While Jordan rolled between (There is a land of pure delight)

 

It was most unsettling.

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Britney in clever marketing and/or lucid thinking moment shocker.

 

She comes out of this little stunt looking as clever as Madonna likes to think she is.

 

Kerry Katona's also cleaned up of late.

 

Still plenty of the useless, daft variety around though, eh?

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Frontier psychiatrist online home of the more informed end of psychobabble. They were obviously taking an interest in Ms Katona a while ago, might well be a useful source of informed speculation on useless daft bimbos in general.

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Parenting assessment for Kerry. Wonder if the tabloid cocaine expose, reality television showing her leaving the kids with a nanny and/or porn pic past will be dragged up. Or whether the whole expose will make its own television show.

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Cheryl Tweedy gets in for some of that "collapsing" from "exhaustion" that all the cool kids are into these days.

[Monoclinic 39]

Cheryl Tweedy gets in for some of that "collapsing" from "exhaustion" that all the cool kids are into these days.

 

 

Good news! Sheril Coal's got malaria!

 

Cheryl's motive for screwing Ashley for as much as possible (wikipedia)

Malaria is commonly associated with poverty, but is also a cause of poverty and a major hindrance to economic development.

[Terminator 13]

Malaria is commonly associated with poverty, but is also a cause of poverty and a major hindrance to economic development.

 

Hang on a minute.......she's a geordie. She's probably carrying around latent emphysema, chronic alcohol addiction and any form of disease associated with the North East. Malaria is probably the least of her worries.

[themaninblack 2,112]

Lohan in the nick...

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Katona melting down all over Facebook, again!

[Windsor 2,233]

Katona melting down all over Facebook, again!

 

"Think it's gonna be one of them days, my rice krispies just said, s**t, f***, & b*****ks."

 

I did like this one.

[Paul Bearer 6,099]

Paris Hilton busted again