gcreptile 10,978 Posted December 29, 2018 Bye bye... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted December 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, gcreptile said: Bye bye... In Karnataka a post like this would be punished with immediate execution. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted December 29, 2018 He'll die in 2018... am I now a seer, too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 29, 2018 FFS 300+ teams will have him DDP now, and every deathrace team. IT'll be a nightmare, and a meaningless wash but for the dolt what didn't put him on the roster. Please die in the next 48 hours to avoid all this, SSS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted December 29, 2018 5 hours ago, Sir Creep said: FFS 300+ teams will have him DDP now, and every deathrace team. IT'll be a nightmare, and a meaningless wash but for the dolt what didn't put him on the roster. Please die in the next 48 hours to avoid all this, SSS. Deathracers want a deluge of death - he'd be an awesome start to the New Year DDP wise anyone over 100 isn't necessarily a decent pick however nailed on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 29, 2018 1 minute ago, maryportfuncity said: Deathracers want a deluge of death - he'd be an awesome start to the New Year DDP wise anyone over 100 isn't necessarily a decent pick however nailed on. Yup, for reasons I don't understand (alcohol....) I had Dave Bartholomew's name as a 'sure thing' which he is, but I woke up today and realized he's 100 so he got the boot. Brain dead even considering him, even for a moment. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted December 30, 2018 Swami develops acute lung infection and "is not too well" according to his doctor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YorkshireBanker 168 Posted December 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, drol said: Swami develops acute lung infection and "is not too well" according to his doctor. Wish I saw this before sending in my teams Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted December 30, 2018 So this night I dreamt he got a BBC obit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted December 30, 2018 Fellow monks deny he is hospitalized. He is being treated for lung infection but he's currently in the Mutt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted December 31, 2018 Former Chief Minister of Karnataka B. S. Yeddyurappa adfirms the Seer is in perfect health. Meanwhile other sources report he has suffered two serious respiratory crises, but is responding to treatment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted December 31, 2018 Footage that shows the Seer gasping for air and doctors nodding their heads. Seems everything but healthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted December 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, drol said: Footage that shows the Seer gasping for air and doctors nodding their heads. Seems everything but healthy. As long as he makes it through to tomorrow morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted December 31, 2018 Faaaacking hell. Come on Sri Sri Sri Sri Sri Sri, just keep gasping for another 12 hours and 32 minutes! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted December 31, 2018 Swami has to get lungs drained from 200 mL of water every two days. According to his doctors he is recovering and life is not in danger. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, drol said: Swami has to get lungs drained from 200 mL of water every two days. According to his doctors he is recovering and life is not in danger. And he's helping alleviate any water shortage in his country. What a swell swami. Drink up! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathtreat23 189 Posted December 31, 2018 Yeah Right! They said that about Muhammad Ali and look what happened! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted December 31, 2018 Official statement by Siddaganga Mutt. Though its title is "Docs quash rumours about Siddaganga seer's health" article then confirms everything we knew. Swami developed lung infection on Saturday and suffered respiratory crises on Saturday night; his condition deteriorated on Sunday, but now is stable and will recover in a week (another article) according to them. Actually politicians and monks may not know how to manage the situation as hundreds of people have reached the Mutt yesterday, they probably released the statement to calm them. Remember how many people died for Karunanidhi? This will be the same sooner or later. Indian are not so civil... they can't accept their leaders are fucking human. He is fucking 111, that's futile medical care! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted January 1, 2019 The latest on Swami. Currently stable, on oxygen and a ventilator is ready in the Mutt to keep him on life support. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 1, 2019 22 minutes ago, drol said: The latest on Swami. Currently stable, on oxygen and a ventilator is ready in the Mutt to keep him on life support. Couple of days at most... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted January 1, 2019 On 31/12/2018 at 11:13, drol said: Footage that shows the Seer gasping for air and doctors nodding their heads. Seems everything but healthy. Has anyone photographed him and Mo Farah together? Just askin'! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted January 2, 2019 The Seer is said to be recovering well and chanting Vedas in his celeastial voice. Meanwhile I want to share this pic of the Man in his 70s. welcoming Indira Gandhi at the Mutt. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted January 2, 2019 I like to imagine him going to the beach with a t-shirt with "Bow to the SEER" written on it, molesting ladies and bullying kids. Maybe I am heavy on drugs and did not reckon. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted January 3, 2019 Hospitalized. That means shifted from the Mutt hospital to a real hospital. Doctors insist he's healthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
