drol 11,944 Posted December 7, 2018 Looks good as usual. 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThereWillBeDeaths7 722 Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, drol said: Looks good as usual. And here I thought Snoke died in the last jedi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,944 Posted December 7, 2018 Karnataka government will pay Swami's medical expenses. Public money, mind you. That's Indian mentality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 7, 2018 56 minutes ago, drol said: Karnataka government will pay Swami's medical expenses. Public money, mind you. That's Indian mentality. TBF, they can afford it. The UK are giving them nearly £100 million in aid this year. Medical expenses AND a space programme! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted December 7, 2018 4 hours ago, drol said: Looks good as usual. His face is actually starting to resemble ganesh's. I bet he's hiding a big wrinkly trunk under those blankets. That bald guy at the back I think copped an eyeful of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,944 Posted December 8, 2018 Surgery was successful. Not clear when he will be discharged. Surely the oldest (or one of the oldest if he is lying about his age) men to receive liver bypass and gallbladder removal. Next post tomorrow will be "discharged". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,944 Posted December 13, 2018 Man gets sued for insulting Shivakumara Swami on Facebook. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 13, 2018 1 hour ago, drol said: Man gets sued for insulting Shivakumara Swami on Facebook. Sued for insulting that old stupid fuck? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted December 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: Sued for insulting that old stupid fuck? Dude, are you sure you should be saying that? We might be sued too if they find out about us... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 13, 2018 Just now, Joey Russ said: Dude, are you sure you should be saying that? We might be sued too if they find out about us... You catch on fast Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted December 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: Sued for insulting that old stupid fuck? For legal reasons, that definitely didn't make me laugh 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,964 Posted December 13, 2018 BREAKING: Followers of Shivakumara Swami to sue Deathlist.net, citing the community's frequent mockery of his routine hospitalizations and its usage of derogatory insults such as "the Sri Sri guy". 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,410 Posted December 13, 2018 Someone should enter a team with the names of Sri Sri's 20 most rabid followers. They've probably formed some kind of suicide pact in the event of their God pegging it, although that might not happen within our lifetimes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 14, 2018 6 hours ago, Clorox Bleachman said: Someone should enter a team with the names of Sri Sri's 20 most rabid followers. They've probably formed some kind of suicide pact in the event of their God pegging it, although that might not happen within our lifetimes. OK. Joey.... now 19 more... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted December 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Sir Creep said: OK. Joey.... now 19 more... a) You clearly missed the joke that I made, and b) I can’t be a DDP pick next year as I’m not 18 until April of next year. Wouldn’t be surprised if I was picked in 2020 though, ngl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted December 14, 2018 11 hours ago, Joey Russ said: a) You clearly missed the joke that I made, and b) I can’t be a DDP pick next year as I’m not 18 until April of next year. Wouldn’t be surprised if I was picked in 2020 though, ngl. I can see the description now: "Russ, Joey" Born April xx 2001 Sir Creep punching bag 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 14, 2018 Mine FB, 'mine'. Not SC. *born June 1964 is closer. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,944 Posted December 14, 2018 Seer was shifted back to ICU this morning, officially to avoid visitors. Expected to be discharged in five days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,944 Posted December 14, 2018 Do you think he deserves his own thread? He is a legend of deadpooling after all. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 15, 2018 On 13/12/2018 at 22:29, Clorox Bleachman said: Someone should enter a team with the names of Sri Sri's 20 most rabid followers. They've probably formed some kind of suicide pact in the event of their God pegging it, although that might not happen within our lifetimes. Maybe its started.... https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46573273 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,944 Posted December 15, 2018 Your Shivayogigalu Shatayushi Dr. Sri Sri Sri Shivakumara Swamigalu thread. No need for introductions, if you browse this forum you will know the man better than your mother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted December 15, 2018 Poor DI, think of the massive merge task you just set him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,964 Posted December 15, 2018 Time to merge most of his old posts. "Sri" is too short a word to get picked up by the forum search engine so it'll be a hell of challenge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,964 Posted December 15, 2018 Phew - think I've got all his posts merged in. Hadn't hit me I was the first to mention him in a standalone post (he was in several centenarian teams of msc's before that)! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
