Hares Death Pool 2019

[Deathray 2,940]

If you're lucky your score may have been updated on the masterlist on page 1, if your unlucky it hasn't. 

 

Might be a quicker way to see how your doing than waiting for the full list, which I'll do when I've got round to the unlucky people. 

[Grim Up North 3,725]

Sir Creep hits his wild card just after the update (haha) - also a hit for me and Capt Chorizo and no doubt a few others.

[Deathray 2,940]

 

FULL LEADERBOARD

 

As we head into the business end of the tournament; it's @Sir Creep who narrowly leads the pack. @Mysteriousmummy has the unfortunate distinction of leading up the rear of the pack with 0 hits. Although he's got 41 days to go to avoid the dubious honour of failure length record currently afforded to YoungWillz for last years meagre efforts. 

Some number crunching to be thinking on,  our average for the game so far winner is:

 

 

2135 points from 12.5 hits.

 

So the game is still wide wide open with any hit from now on being worth a minimum of 233 points. That's John Key, Drol, Grim Up North and CaptainChorizo able to leapfrog Sir Creep with a hit tomorrow. And if there's only one hit between now and September charon will be hoping it's there's. Ignoring wildcards the rest of you will need slightly more luck.

 

 

 

2367 (2018) [14 hits]

2715 (2017) [15 hits]

2223 (2016) [13 hits]

1607 (2015) [9 hits]

1762 (2014) [11 hits]
 

 

 

1) Sir Creep - 1263 points (9 hits)

2) Grim Up North - 1233 points (9 hits)

3) John Key - 1163 (9 hits)

4) CaptainChorizo - 1083 points (9 hits)

5) Drol - 1051 points (11 hits)

6) charon - 962 points (8 hits)

7) the_engineer - 896 points (6 hits)

8) FixedBusiness - 821 points (6 hits)

9) Joey Russ - 770 points (6 hits)

10) An Fear Bag - 752 points (5 hits)

11) The Mad Hatter - 730 points (6 hits)

12) Clorox Bleachman - 726 points (7 points)

13) Wormfarmer - 722 points (7 hits)

14) The Unknown Man - 693 points (4 hits)

15) Phantom of the Midway - 687 points (6 hits)

16) Prophet - 631 points (6 hits)

17) theoldlady - 619 points (6 hits)

18) gcreptile - 578 points (8 hits)
19) msc - 541 points (5 hits)

20) Pedro67 - 500 points (4 hits)

21) Toast - 494 points (4 hits)

22) QTips - 489 points (5 hits)

23) Banana - 486 points (8 hits)

24) YoungWillz - 478 points. (3 hits)

25) GraveDanger - 461 points (3 hits)

26) ebless - 433 points (3 hits)

27) Torva Messor - 415 points (5 hits)

28) markb4 - 381 points (3 hits)

29) The Old Crem - 364 points (3 hits)

30) Predictor - 312 points (2 hits)

31) Death Impends - 299 points (3 hits)

32) Doulton - 282 points (3 hits)

33) JoeMoneyPenny - 280 points (2 hits)

34) Whoaml - 271 points (2 hits)

35) Great Uncle Bulgaria - 187 points (2 hits)

36) Skinny Kiltrunner - 176 points (1 hit)

37) YorkshireBanker - 173 points (4 hits)

38) WidowsPeak - 154 points (2 hits)

39) Book - 144 points (1 hit)

40) nantonian2013 - 142 points (2 hits)

41) Deathray - 136 points (1 hit)

42) Bibliogryphon - 34 points (1 hit)

43) mysteriousmummy - 0 points (0 hits)

Full list - in case you think you're owed more.

[Grim Up North 3,725]

Hi Deathers

 

I'm a bit pissed but I think if I add up my score on the link I’ve got 1243 points but I’m pissed so maybe I’m seeing some of scores twice.

[Deathray 2,940]

3 minutes ago, Grim Up North said:

Hi Deathers

 

I'm a bit pissed but I think if I add up my score on the link I’ve got 1243 points but I’m pissed so maybe I’m seeing some of scores twice.

 

I get 1233. 

 

But yes still considerably more than the 1001 I had awarded you, apologies.

[Grim Up North 3,725]

8 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

I get 1233. 

 

But yes still considerably more than the 1001 I had awarded you, apologies.

 

Only 10 out - not as drunk as I thought 

 

[CaptainChorizo 1,982]

30 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

 

5) CaptainChorizo - 1040 points (9 hits)

Should have an addition hit with Leonard Casley /Prince Leonard Of Hutt River

[Deathray 2,940]

7 minutes ago, CaptainChorizo said:

Should have an addition hit with Leonard Casley /Prince Leonard Of Hutt River

 

Added, 43 points and a bump-up of 1 place  . 

[the_engineer 1,415]

Wow I actually may win . If Fernando ricksen dies sometime in late October to December and Lee karslake doesn't die this year, I might be in with a small chance. 

[An Fear Beag 1,535]

Could I make an appeal for points for Grace Catherine Jones (died 7th June).

She is on my list as Catherine Grace Jones, which might be because I submitted my team with the surnames first, or might simply be because I made a balls of it and got her name mixed up.

Either way, that’s who I intended (honestly!). 

[Deathray 2,940]

8 hours ago, An Fear Beag said:

Could I make an appeal for points for Grace Catherine Jones (died 7th June).

She is on my list as Catherine Grace Jones, which might be because I submitted my team with the surnames first, or might simply be because I made a balls of it and got her name mixed up.

Either way, that’s who I intended (honestly!). 

 

Sorted.

[Deathray 2,940]

14 hours ago, the_engineer said:

Wow I actually may win . If Fernando ricksen dies sometime in late October to December and Lee karslake doesn't die this year, I might be in with a small chance. 

 

To be fair so can @Mysteriousmummy if Demi Lovato, Charlie Sheen, Miriam Margoyles, Roy Wood and Vanessa Redgrave die after the 10th September and whole host of people don't die for the rest of the year.

 

That's the beauty of the game. We've got a while until anyone's completely unable to win. 

[the_engineer 1,415]

2 hours ago, Deathray said:

 

To be fair so can @Mysteriousmummy if Demi Lovato, Charlie Sheen, Miriam Margoyles, Roy Wood and Vanessa Redgrave die after the 10th September and whole host of people don't die for the rest of the year.

 

That's the beauty of the game. We've got a while until anyone's completely unable to win. 

 

That's why it's my favourite. Lovato has just turned 27 so it's pretty much a given she's on her last legs 

[Predictor 1,018]

One of my picks, Nicolas Leoz, died on 28 August at age 90.

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/01/obituaries/nicolas-leoz-dead.html

[the_engineer 1,415]

Mugabe dead one of my picks on 249th day. 

[Deathray 2,940]

12 hours ago, the_engineer said:

Mugabe dead one of my picks on 249th day. 

 

Very glad for you. 

 

No, I'm not updating the fucking scoreboard. 

[the_engineer 1,415]

2 hours ago, Kinnock said:

 

Very glad for you. 

 

No, I'm not updating the fucking scoreboard. 

 

That's alright I've waited a long time for that fucker Mugabe to die and give me some points . Must of been selecting him regularly for number of different pools for a good few years now.A little longer is fine.  

[Deathray 2,940]

On 07/09/2019 at 01:52, the_engineer said:

 

That's alright I've waited a long time for that fucker Mugabe to die and give me some points . Must of been selecting him regularly for number of different pools for a good few years now.A little longer is fine.  

 

Am I meant to give a fuck?

[the_engineer 1,415]

13 minutes ago, Kinnock said:

 

Am I meant to give a fuck?

 

Yea to that special lady or man in your life. 

[Deathray 2,940]

3 minutes ago, the_engineer said:

 

Yea to that special lady or man in your life. 

 

Chance would be a fine fucking thing, not that it's any of your business.

[the_engineer 1,415]

1 hour ago, Kinnock said:

 

Chance would be a fine fucking thing, not that it's any of your business.

 

You're the one getting in people's business brah. 

[Deathray 2,940]

If anyone wants to apply for new host you probably have about two fucking minutes the way things are going.

19 minutes ago, the_engineer said:

 

You're the one getting in people's business brah. 

 

Oh go fuck yourself you far right cretin, have you got a carberetta to be using as a dildo?

[the_engineer 1,415]

1 hour ago, Kinnock said:

If anyone wants to apply for new host you probably have about two fucking minutes the way things are going.

 

Oh go fuck yourself you far right cretin, have you got a carberetta to be using as a dildo?

 

If a social conservative / economic liberal like myself is considered far right it shows how far left the left have gone. To be honest I don't think about putting things up my arse. But each to their own if that's your way of thinking and you wanna imagine other guys doing that, cool! I'm not gonna judge. 

[the_engineer 1,415]

What the hell deathray?  I thought Kinnock was a new member or someone else. Hope everything is going ok with you. 

[YoungWillz 21,044]

*sigh* Am I going to have to stand in again?

 

(Cheer me on, I might just...)